ITT The previous poster is responsible for worldwide obesity. (100)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5160 20:46

Way to go, >>0

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5160 22:26

>>1 is obese.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5160 22:28

Lebanon fires

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5160 22:49

I don't even eat fries.

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5160 23:56

>>4 put the high-fructose corn syrup in your Coke.

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 00:26

>Coke.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 02:32

>>6 made everyone in the world believe that a low-fat diet would actually work.

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:25

>>7 does not have the committment to stay on a diet.

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:27

>>8 hasn't realized that a well designed diet shouldn't require a commitment to maintain.

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:28

>>8 is Ronald McDonald.

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:35

>>10 is Grimace.

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 21:43

>>11 is Evil Grimace

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 23:12

>>12
Ate all the bamboo, forcing humankind to eat fast food. Way to go, Panda.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5164 01:31

>>13
lives the good life on account of his massive shareholding power in McDonalds.

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 01:45

>>14
Started a campaign to convince everybody that no-calorie artificial sweeteners cause cancer.

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 01:17

>>15 Ended collective farming in China, speeding up food production and making obesity

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 13:17

>>16 dumped megatons of CO2 into the atmosphere, encouraging crop growth and lowering food prices so that people with weak wills could buy even more Doritos.

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 03:27

>>17 is the Kool-Aid Man...

...OH YEAH!!!

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 21:50

>>18 Is responsible for keeping up the AIDS deaths is Africa, lowering demand on the global food market.

20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 01:25

>>19 is in charge of destroying local farmers' markets and replacing them with fast food chains.

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 02:45

>>20 Isn't just responsible for worldwide obesity but world hunger as well.

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 03:47

>>21 Is also responsible for both, because HE EATS ALL THE FUCKING FOOD.

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 06:48

>>22 That maybe true but who said it was a one man job, your involved in it too.

24 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 18:29

>>0 - >>23 Are responsible for the failing economy of america, forcing the lower class into lower wages.

How does this fit into obesity?

well the majority of america is considered lower class, their wages bearly passing 7 dollars per hour. When you make that much, most of your money just goes to rent. what's left (after utilities and transportation) isn't much.

thank god for the mc donalds dollar menu... oh wait, there's the obesity.

fuckers.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 12:05

(・∀・) Imposter!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 00:09

>>25 Made sumo wrestling so glamorous that millions of men got fat to compete in the sumo wrestling league.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 00:10

>>26 invented low-salt chocolate and nicotine-free butter.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 22:54

>>27 Raised the tobacco tax, and made an appetite supressant less affordable in the process.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 06:12

>>28 is the reason why carbohydrates exist.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 21:41

>>29 is a member of the 18th-century Georgian aristocracy.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 02:36

>>30 is Krispy Kreme's main source of funds merely through his daily purchases.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 00:49

>>31 Invented growth hormones that make cattle grow faster and produce more milk, lowering the cost of that food.

Too bad the cow doesn't use all those hormones, and it causes the beef eaters and milk drinkers to grow fat as well.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5980 18:49

>>32
covered this thread in beer batter and deep-fried it.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 00:33

>>33 Made BBW porn so profitable that many women got fatter just to be well-paid porn stars.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 04:28

>>34 purchase BBW porn and makes that form of entertainment profitable.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 06:11

>>35 lobbied the government to take growth hormone warnings off milk cartons and forbid those who don't use such hormones from advertising that.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 14:04

>>36 Made people associate thin men with gay men, causing heterosexuals to fatten up just to avoid being confused with gay men.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 19:27

>>37 put butter into the polar icecaps.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 20:25

>>38 exported McDonalds to France thereby making the beautiful, skinny frenchmen and women fat and unattractive.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 23:53

>>39 Creates eating contests which award great prizes to the people who eat the most food in the shortest amount of time.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 23:59

>>40 Keeps cocaine illegal, which eliminates a metabolism accelerator too expensive for the majority of people.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 05:17

>>41 founded the United States.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 10:06

>>42 founded Sumo.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 16:44

>>43 founded the world's biggest anti-anorexia and anti-bulimia organizations.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 13:02

>>44 invented the hot wing and blue cheese dressing in the same day. A week before that, >>44 invented pizza. A week after inventing the hot wing and blue cheese dressing, >>44 invented the first home video game, so that we didn't even have to stand to play games. I would not be as fat as I am if >>44 had never lived.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 19:15

>>45 Promotes marijuana, a potent hunger inducing drug.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 20:56

>>46 pours sugar and bacon grease onto our food when we're not looking.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 16:35

>>47 is made mostly of sugar and bacon grease himself, oddly enough. om nom nom nom

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 06:49

>>48 is high-fructose corn syrup

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 02:53

>>49 created dozens of nasty insults that shame thin people.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 13:47

>>50 was such an annoying health food nazi that people ate bad food just to piss him off.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 23:50

>>51 invented movies so epic that people want to spend all their time off in the movie theater instead of the gym.
>>51 also invented the most fattening popcorn butter ever invented, and sells it cheaply to the movie watchers.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:33

>>52 ate the previous 51 posters.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 04:50

>>53 ate >>52.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 18:33

>>54 ate >>53 and all the posters in four randomly-selected threads.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 21:56

>>55 ate the whole Superstructure.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 15:57

>>56 has no standards and will (and does) eat anything (and everything)

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 16:11

>>57 farted enough carbon dioxide into the atmosphere to cause global warming to speed up by 50 years.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 13:15

>>58 Invented a beer that grows beer bellies faster than any other beer, and then sells it for less than the cost of Budweiser.

It also tastes as good as beer costing several times as much.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 15:44

>>59 All beers taste the same.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 23:33

>>60 pounds down a 12-pack of Blatz Lite every day after work.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6213 08:15

>>61 is the reason McDonalds can sell 500 calories of the unhealthiest shit ever for a dollar.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6213 12:04

>>62 invented KFC's Double Down

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 17:09

>>63 pitched the idea of a cinnabon-burger to mcdonalds

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 01:23

>>64 Makes marijuana easier to get.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 03:46

>>65 bumped the Fatpa thread.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 16:37

>>66 is Fatpa.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 19:51

>>67 is creating an army of Fatpa clones.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 15:35

>>68 Provides the DNA necessary for an army of Fatpa clones.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 17:39

>>69 provides >>68 with Jurassic Park style machinery to turn that DNA into Fatpa clones.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 20:36

>>70 provides the facility that is used to house all the Fatpa clones, and it is one MASSIVE facility

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 23:25

>>71 Operates a Biodiesel powered generator to operate all the machinery, the biodiesel is made from making all kinds of greasy food for feeding the fatpa clones.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6268 15:00

>>72 encourages worldwide obesity by paying obese people for their fat, from which he manufactures biodiesel directly.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6269 12:52

>>73 Goes to plastic surgeon's offices and reverses their liposuction machines.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 02:11

>>74 invented the back-scratching stick.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 02:22

>>75 invented the concept of Santa being fat.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 18:42

>>76 makes people believe that extra virgin olive oil is good for them.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 14:34

>>77 can be adequately described with the terms "oily" and "extra virgin" himself.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 10:47

>>78 injects whale blubber into each hamburger patty he grills at his day job.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 14:24

>>79 is quite familiar with the difficult decision of whether or not to get up and look for the remote controller.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 16:03

>>80 invented the remote control, eliminating one more reason for couch potatoes to get off their lazy butts.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 22:19

>>81 created the memes "couch potato" and "mouse potato" to replace "party animal," "party vegetable," and "party mineral" in Western culture in the 1990s.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 10:48

>>82 enjoys ESPN football nights because it makes him feel good to not be the only one inhaling a bag of chips.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 13:05

>>83's shipping company delivers free truckload of chips to households across America on ESPN football nights.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 10:57

>>84 Invented a delivery truck that does not require the driver to get out of his seat in order to deliver the goods.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 11:17

>>85 has never left his bed, and is working to make sure nobody else has to either.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 17:33

>>86 drives >>84's delivery truck, eating chips all the while.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 00:33

>>87 is behind the claims that fish oil will make your brain healthier.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 06:27

>>88 perpetuates the claims that hamburgers will make your penis larger.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 01:38

>>89 Invented subliminal messages in movies that tell people to eat. They then tell that person to explain how subliminal messages are not effective, whenever they are asked about subliminal messages.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 02:42

>>90 Stole >>89's subliminal message machine and programmed it to tell everyone that nacho cheese makes you have better sex.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 04:52

>>91 has yet to have sex because he smells like nacho cheese.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 10:03

>>92 goes to supermarkets and injects all low-fat products with molten lard from a syringe.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 23:49

>>93 Goes to the pharmacies, and replaces all of the diet pills with capsules full of lard.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 19:20

>>94 recently bought out a reputable diet pill manufacturer, so he can insert the lard right on the production line.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 19:28

>>95 works for the FDA to approve schemes such as >>95's.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 19:30

>>96's fingers were too fat to hit the 4 key without also mashing 5.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 11:19

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99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 01:51

>>98 Makes health food that tastes so horrible that people fear eating anything new that is healhty

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 17:18

>>99 Replaces hypothyroidism medicines with hyperthyroidism medicines

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