ITT The previous poster is responsible for worldwide obesity. (100)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5160 20:46

Way to go, >>0

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5160 22:26

>>1 is obese.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5160 22:28

Lebanon fires

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5160 22:49

I don't even eat fries.

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5160 23:56

>>4 put the high-fructose corn syrup in your Coke.

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 00:26

>Coke.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 02:32

>>6 made everyone in the world believe that a low-fat diet would actually work.

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:25

>>7 does not have the committment to stay on a diet.

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:27

>>8 hasn't realized that a well designed diet shouldn't require a commitment to maintain.

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:28

>>8 is Ronald McDonald.

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:35

>>10 is Grimace.

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 21:43

>>11 is Evil Grimace

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 23:12

>>12
Ate all the bamboo, forcing humankind to eat fast food. Way to go, Panda.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5164 01:31

>>13
lives the good life on account of his massive shareholding power in McDonalds.

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 01:45

>>14
Started a campaign to convince everybody that no-calorie artificial sweeteners cause cancer.

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 01:17

>>15 Ended collective farming in China, speeding up food production and making obesity

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 13:17

>>16 dumped megatons of CO2 into the atmosphere, encouraging crop growth and lowering food prices so that people with weak wills could buy even more Doritos.

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 03:27

>>17 is the Kool-Aid Man...

...OH YEAH!!!

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 21:50

>>18 Is responsible for keeping up the AIDS deaths is Africa, lowering demand on the global food market.

20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 01:25

>>19 is in charge of destroying local farmers' markets and replacing them with fast food chains.

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 02:45

>>20 Isn't just responsible for worldwide obesity but world hunger as well.

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 03:47

>>21 Is also responsible for both, because HE EATS ALL THE FUCKING FOOD.

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 06:48

>>22 That maybe true but who said it was a one man job, your involved in it too.

24 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 18:29

>>0 - >>23 Are responsible for the failing economy of america, forcing the lower class into lower wages.

How does this fit into obesity?

well the majority of america is considered lower class, their wages bearly passing 7 dollars per hour. When you make that much, most of your money just goes to rent. what's left (after utilities and transportation) isn't much.

thank god for the mc donalds dollar menu... oh wait, there's the obesity.

fuckers.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 12:05

(・∀・) Imposter!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 00:09

>>25 Made sumo wrestling so glamorous that millions of men got fat to compete in the sumo wrestling league.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 00:10

>>26 invented low-salt chocolate and nicotine-free butter.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 22:54

>>27 Raised the tobacco tax, and made an appetite supressant less affordable in the process.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 06:12

>>28 is the reason why carbohydrates exist.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 21:41

>>29 is a member of the 18th-century Georgian aristocracy.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 02:36

>>30 is Krispy Kreme's main source of funds merely through his daily purchases.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 00:49

>>31 Invented growth hormones that make cattle grow faster and produce more milk, lowering the cost of that food.

Too bad the cow doesn't use all those hormones, and it causes the beef eaters and milk drinkers to grow fat as well.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5980 18:49

>>32
covered this thread in beer batter and deep-fried it.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 00:33

>>33 Made BBW porn so profitable that many women got fatter just to be well-paid porn stars.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 04:28

>>34 purchase BBW porn and makes that form of entertainment profitable.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 06:11

>>35 lobbied the government to take growth hormone warnings off milk cartons and forbid those who don't use such hormones from advertising that.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 14:04

>>36 Made people associate thin men with gay men, causing heterosexuals to fatten up just to avoid being confused with gay men.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 19:27

>>37 put butter into the polar icecaps.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 20:25

>>38 exported McDonalds to France thereby making the beautiful, skinny frenchmen and women fat and unattractive.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 23:53

>>39 Creates eating contests which award great prizes to the people who eat the most food in the shortest amount of time.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 23:59

>>40 Keeps cocaine illegal, which eliminates a metabolism accelerator too expensive for the majority of people.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 05:17

>>41 founded the United States.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 10:06

>>42 founded Sumo.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 16:44

>>43 founded the world's biggest anti-anorexia and anti-bulimia organizations.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 13:02

>>44 invented the hot wing and blue cheese dressing in the same day. A week before that, >>44 invented pizza. A week after inventing the hot wing and blue cheese dressing, >>44 invented the first home video game, so that we didn't even have to stand to play games. I would not be as fat as I am if >>44 had never lived.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 19:15

>>45 Promotes marijuana, a potent hunger inducing drug.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 20:56

>>46 pours sugar and bacon grease onto our food when we're not looking.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 16:35

>>47 is made mostly of sugar and bacon grease himself, oddly enough. om nom nom nom

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 06:49

>>48 is high-fructose corn syrup

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 02:53

>>49 created dozens of nasty insults that shame thin people.

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