What a swell guy.
>>71 saw my car broken down by the side of the road, and he gave me the keys to his car. When I asked how I could possibly repay his kindness, he said "Pass it forward!"
>>71 once gave me a videotape of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
>>71 can shoot laser from his eyes and uses that to fight evil.
>>71 is a Panda.
Not just any Panda, though. He is the Giant Panda that every Lesser Panda in the world aspires to be!
not only is >>71 a gaint Panda, but he can also play the Viola like a champion.
>>71 is such a great being our words could not possibly describe how wonderful he is.
>>71 builds perfect watertight meshes for rapid prototyping on the first try.
>>71 once lifted a boulder off of me with his bare hands, then carved it into a temporary shelter complete with a roaring fireplace.
Your daughter is a he?
>>71 is going to divorce his wife for me, he just needs more time.
We all want to say "I'm >>71". He's just as cool as Spartacus!
Between friends I think this ">>71" fellow has been driven into the ground.
>>71 chews with his mouth closed, even if he has something funny he wants to say.
I can hardly take it anymore. They put me here because they thought I endangered you. I don't know what they're telling you about me, or if they are telling you anything. But really, the way I see it, I'm here because of my love for you. It's a trial that I have to go through if I am to one day be by your side again. Thinking of it that way is the only way I can make it out of here sane. Well, that's not true. I've said before that I'm the only sane one around here, but really, I'm not going to deny it. I wouldn't have these strange impulses if I were normal. Heh, honestly, did you see the cookie? I'm sure it's molded by now. I wanted to do it though, because the sweetness of the cookie reminded me of your sweetness. I know I've been changed by this place. I know I'm insane, but I wouldn't trade this for any other fate. It's immeasurably enjoyable to drown in my love for you.
Over the past few days though, I've barely been able to stand the suspense. I know we'll be meeting again soon. If only that time could come sooner. I love you >>71. Until we meet, farewell.
I haven't ever met >>71, but I dream about the day when he will hold me in his strong, warm, manly arms.
>>71 has a pocketful of horses and kicks the shit out of bears.
>>71 is nice enough to pick up all the mittens after we are done playing with them.
>>71 is so kind, that he will forgive everyone who insulted him in this thread!
i think >>71 is a pretty cool guy. eh sages treads and doesnt afraid of anything.
>>71 is so awesome he got access to a secret area of VIP quality for free.
>>71 is very strong. He goes to the gym every day! But non the less he is a very smart and knowledgable person!
>>71 is close friends with Trent Reznor, who gave him a copy of the latest NIN album for free.
>>71 is not a racist, cuz he likes niggers as much as he likes people.
I offered to donate 25% of my paycheck to >>71, but he told me to keep it! What a swell guy!
>>71 should run for governor, even though he is too honest for politics.
it's springtime for >>71 in Germany.
winter for Poland and France...
...
( EึE) Well, that was rather underwhelming.
( EึE) I still think I would have made a better >>71.
>>71 tripped the emergency mittens just for a laugh. He is a jerk.
Now that >>94 is a stand-up guy. I'd let my daughter date him if I had a daughter!
( ฿ ฿) Aww~ So cute! I'm going to put a portrait of >>94 near my bed on the pile of mittens!
>>94 is a brilliant writer, artist and musician. He also knows physics, math and chemistry very well!
>>94 actually already fixed DQN, but is so far into the future that the rest of us just didn't notice!
I'M A THUNDER PANDA
>>111 has convinced me that this is just another "insult the previous poster" thread.
>>137 is impervious to our company's proprietary repulsor ray technology.
>>137 killed his father, raped his mother, shot his horse, and never said why.
They say that nobody has ever seen >>137 bleed or cry, but I just know his name.
>>137 is actually a registered commodity in the state of New York
>137 is out of his vector
FUCK YEAH
Me too. I was totally wrong about >>137. He's actually a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>187 guides Rei through all her endeavours in the world of business.
>>187 is the meaning in my life, he's the inspiration.
>>187: Hey you fat pig I will take you down, believe it.
>>137: Yeah right
>>187: Letfs fight.
>>187 took out a knife, ran over to >>137, >>187 used shadow clones.
Then >>137 farted and all of the shadow clones disappeared.
>>187: That fucking smells.
>>187 covers his nose with both of his hands, then >>137 went over to >>187 and he had a free shot, so he picked up the knife that >>187 dropped and he stabbed him in the chest.
>>187: I will win this fight so everyone in DQN will respect me.
>>137: Yeah right.
>>187: You think your so fucking strong donft you; well I am going to kick your fucking fat ass, aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Suddenly >>187 went into nine tailed fox mode. >>187 took out two knifes ran over to >>137, kicked him in the chest, >>137 fell to the ground, Then >>187 jumped on top of top of >>137, took the two knife and stabbed both of >>137fs eyes.
Winner >>187
>>187 was the winner of Don't Forget The Lyrics and donated all his winnings to charity. What a swell guy.
>>187 is so cool he makes people bump threads that are dangerously close to disappearing.
>>71 isn't finished bumping threads about himself yet, but this is the last one he found.
>>148
There's only 2 people here. If you can't remember posting it, it was me.
oh hey
jeyall! I heard that you missed me. Let me be your new 187,
though personally I prefer 196. Do you want to know a funny thing
about 187? I thought it was a prime number but then I noticed that
the middle digit is 8 and 1+7=8 which means that 187 = 11*17, so
it wasn't a prime number at all. After that I had no appreciation left
for 187. Domo-domo! And thank you for your attention! Did you
also know that 14 squared is 196?