What a swell guy.
>>71 saw my car broken down by the side of the road, and he gave me the keys to his car. When I asked how I could possibly repay his kindness, he said "Pass it forward!"
>>71 once gave me a videotape of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
>>71 can shoot laser from his eyes and uses that to fight evil.
>>71 is a Panda.
Not just any Panda, though. He is the Giant Panda that every Lesser Panda in the world aspires to be!
not only is >>71 a gaint Panda, but he can also play the Viola like a champion.
>>71 is such a great being our words could not possibly describe how wonderful he is.
>>71 builds perfect watertight meshes for rapid prototyping on the first try.
>>71 once lifted a boulder off of me with his bare hands, then carved it into a temporary shelter complete with a roaring fireplace.
Your daughter is a he?
>>71 is going to divorce his wife for me, he just needs more time.