What a swell guy.
>>71 saw my car broken down by the side of the road, and he gave me the keys to his car. When I asked how I could possibly repay his kindness, he said "Pass it forward!"
>>71 once gave me a videotape of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
>>71 can shoot laser from his eyes and uses that to fight evil.
>>71 is a Panda.
Not just any Panda, though. He is the Giant Panda that every Lesser Panda in the world aspires to be!
not only is >>71 a gaint Panda, but he can also play the Viola like a champion.
>>71 is such a great being our words could not possibly describe how wonderful he is.
>>71 builds perfect watertight meshes for rapid prototyping on the first try.
>>71 once lifted a boulder off of me with his bare hands, then carved it into a temporary shelter complete with a roaring fireplace.
Your daughter is a he?
>>71 is going to divorce his wife for me, he just needs more time.
We all want to say "I'm >>71". He's just as cool as Spartacus!
Between friends I think this ">>71" fellow has been driven into the ground.
>>71 chews with his mouth closed, even if he has something funny he wants to say.
I can hardly take it anymore. They put me here because they thought I endangered you. I don't know what they're telling you about me, or if they are telling you anything. But really, the way I see it, I'm here because of my love for you. It's a trial that I have to go through if I am to one day be by your side again. Thinking of it that way is the only way I can make it out of here sane. Well, that's not true. I've said before that I'm the only sane one around here, but really, I'm not going to deny it. I wouldn't have these strange impulses if I were normal. Heh, honestly, did you see the cookie? I'm sure it's molded by now. I wanted to do it though, because the sweetness of the cookie reminded me of your sweetness. I know I've been changed by this place. I know I'm insane, but I wouldn't trade this for any other fate. It's immeasurably enjoyable to drown in my love for you.
Over the past few days though, I've barely been able to stand the suspense. I know we'll be meeting again soon. If only that time could come sooner. I love you >>71. Until we meet, farewell.