The cake is a lie (26)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 11:41

and so is your mother.

In fact, votre mére, elle est une hamster, et votre pére, son odeur est des baies de sureau!

2 Name: GLaDOS : 1993-09-5166 11:48

You will be... missed

3 Name: GLaDOS : 1993-09-5166 11:54

Hello? Where are you? I know you're there. I can feel you here.

4 Name: GLaDOS : 1993-09-5166 11:55

I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.

You really shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.

5 Name: Turret : 1993-09-5166 12:30

Are you still there?

WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Shutting down.

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 12:42

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ My mother is not a cake.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 13:23

Didja eat her anyway?

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 13:31

Yes yes lets all quote portal wooooooooh cake didja get it CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

Because things are only funny the hundredth time

lololololololololololololololololololololol

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 13:39

>>8
( ಠ_ಠ) votre mére est une odeur.

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 13:44

>>8 CAKE OR DEATH. You must have tea and cake with the vicar... or you die!

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 13:45

>>10
Uh, death, please.
No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry...

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 13:51

>>8
Ah, Mr. Hitler, here's the vegetarian plate for you.
..... ____ ...
....(*''.#)...
..... ¯¯......

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 13:59

>>8
( ಠmƣ) Good sir, if the Portal reference was the only reference you got in that post, then you need to kill yourself.

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 14:22

A MAN'S WORTH IS MEASURED BY HOW MANY SHITTY GAMES HE PLAYS AND HOW MANY WORTHLESS MEMES HE CAN RECOGNIZE ON SIGHT

THIS IS THE NEW PHILOSOPHY

ALL HAIL THE NEW PHILOSOPHY

CAPSLOCK IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 14:40

I know 4chan is down, but that still doesn't quite explain how /b/ leaked in here.

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 15:31

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ- Je considère ce thread de mauvais goût.

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 16:35

>>14
( ಠmƣ) Monty Python, worthless?! Good sir, I must insist you kill yourself. If you are unable to kill yourself, I will gladly take care of the tedious task of ending your life.

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 15:44

This thread isn't a triumph.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 02:45

     | \
     |Д`)   No one is here.
     |⊂     I can dance now !
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 03:59

【審議中】 ___ 
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     __|(#@Д@)__    (( ) )  (( ⌒ )  (( ) )
    |l ⊂ll    ll⊃ |    ノ火.,、   ノ人., 、  ノ人.,、
      ̄ ||     |  ̄    γノ)::)  γノ)::)   γノ)::) 
        ||.====|       ゝ人ノ  ゝ火ノ   ゝ人ノ
        ||∪ ∪|        ||∧,,∧ ||∧,,∧  ||  ボォオ
        ||    |       ∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・`) ∧∧
     ミミミ彡彡彡     ( ´・ω) U) ( つと ノ(ω・` )
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                  u-u (    ) (   ノ u-u
                      u-u'. u-u'

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 02:04

VORUDEMOTO

22 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 22:32

upvote

23 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 22:58

>>22
Kill yourself

24 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 00:06

🎂🍰

25 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:15

>>23 upvote

26 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10147 23:07

On an Evening before Easter-Day, I sate on a Table, and having (as my Custom was) in my humble Prayer sufficiently conversed with my Creator, and considered many great Mysteries (whereof the Father of Lights his Majesty had shewn me not a few) and being now ready to prepare in my Heart, together with my dear Paschal Lamb, a small unleavened, undefiled Fancy Hearing Cake.

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