I caught a loli, how do I keep her hungry?
That's disgusting. You're sick!
Excuse me, pizza delivery for Mike Hawk. Pepperoni right?
Yes, please keep doing it.
Do you enjoy having your genitals rubbed vigorously with coarse sandpaper?
Lead.
What's your favorite kind of pipe?
That's what she said.
Is it in yet?
Don't ask me, ask Squeeks.
Are you Squeeks?
My name is Squeeks.
Why are you masturbating loudly under my daughter's bedroom window?
It's where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.
What is the Elitist Superstructure of DQN?
Unique.
What is it?
No.
Can I have a cookie?
Eat a butt.
No.
Why?
You've just messed up the whole question/response dynamic we had going here.
Liver of blaspheming jew.
What are McDonald's hamburgers really made of?
Mountain. Heavy are the mountains, something that changes through the ages. Sky. Blue sky. Something visible, something invisible. Sun. Something unique. Water. Something agreeable. Commander Ikari. Flowers. Many of them alike, many of them useless. Sky. Red, red sky. Red color. Red color that I hate. Water flow. Blood. The smell of blood. A woman that does not bleed. Made from the red soil are humans. Made by Man and Woman are humans. Town. Something that humans made. Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made. Humans are things which humans made. The things I possess are my life and mind. The vessel of a mind. Entry plug, the throne of a soul.
Who is this? This is me. Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I? What am I?
I am myself. This object is me, the figure which forms me. This is the me that is visible, though it feels as if this is not me. A strange feeling. My body seems as if it is melting. I cannot see myself. My figure is fading away. I am aware of someone else. Who is there before me? Ikari-kun. I know this person. Major Katsuragi. Dr. Akagi. People, my classmates. The pilot of Unit Two. Commander Ikari. Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?
Could you post some deconstructionalist flim-flam for me?
Well, that depends on what the definition of the word "DQN" is.
Does it make sense to post erotic Lord of the Flies fanfiction here?
Maxwell 4.7 GB DVD+R
What is DADDYCOOL inserting into his penis these days?
i'm a big fat butt
What type of butt are you?
The cap of a bic pen.
What's up the chicken butt?
Because they are telepathically controlling President Bush's mind.
daddy why do chickens run around like that after you do the pen cap thing and then chop their heads off?
Why did you have to go and ruin it?
Extra spicy.
What exactly is Amu-chan from Shugo Chara?
It's a product of the special flow-through design.
Why do laxatives make me poop so much?
USB Dongles.
What weapon am I gonna get?
It is a pejorative term used to refer to dark-skinned people, mostly those of Black African ancestry. For centuries, it has held negative connotations, and in modern times, in most contexts, it is considered a racial slur. However, it can be a synonym for "person" in a controversial effort to "reclaim" the word for general use.
Why's this nigga so crazy, nigga?
Nigga please.
How dare you say "Nigga"! Will you please me more polite?
BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
What shoul I do, Chuck?
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YOU DID IT!! HOWWW>>>????
Eh? Wot?
Can you not do it right please?
My cat is getting pretty old.
Haven't you got anything better to do than get threads back on track?
That's a pretty crap answer to my question, by the way.
What is love?
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!11
What would make a great spoiler?
My dog's been spayed.
Why is your dog.... odd?
Would you do me a favor and ignore this question?
I'd rather not have my face implode.
Wow! Would you just look what the large hadron collider is doing now?
Bu-n
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE? OH WAIT... THATS BU-N NO BURN
ANAL SEEPAGE
WHAT IS COMING OUT OF MY BUTT!!!
Eliot Spitzer
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
That depends on whether we're talking about transference of consciousness into a new body at regular intervals, or indefinite preservation of the body.
Are you a zombie?
Orange Pekoe.
WHAT IS IT TIME TO DO?
ANAL SEEPAGE
When do you choke?
Emergency Mittens
When Cardcaptor Sakura shouted "Release!", what was she REALLY talking about?
Was Tomoyo's stalking character learned behavior, or inherited?
Can You Answer With A question?
Tomatoes
Have you discovered any life-forms better able to learn the principles of this thread than DQN?
Both. Remember Sonomi's relationship with Nadeshiko.
Are you male or female?
Engineer.
who in the thousands pits of hell made that dildo protruding from your ass?
bowler hat.
Is there anything a man can wear that's more homosexual than a feather boa?
Kind of like Cool Ranch Doritos.
What does religion taste like?
AZERTY.
Zhqt the hell kind of French keybqrd lqyout doesn*t qlloz for eqsy use of qccented chqrqcters
The Mossad.
What does religion taste like?
AZERTY.
What was your originary face before you were born?
Sweet like child tears at a baptism.
What does your anus taste like?
I'm afraid I can't let you do that, >>364.
Could you please address the answer to this question to yourself, >>364?
A fist-sized ball of fish kimchee.
What did you find in the treasure box?
KAGE WA BUNSHIN NO JUTSU~
Could you give me a single proof of what kind of weeaboo you are?
Interesting.
I found seven more uses for a ship rib!
Well it's because the previous answer was not phrased as a reply to a question.
Did you know I can suppress my gag reflex?
G=[n'(0)'+n''(0)''+n'''(0)''' + RT(n'+n''+n''') ln P]+ RT(n' ln y' + n'' ln y'' + n''' ln y''')
What noise do I make on the toilet every night?
It makes you jump.
What happens if I push the 'B' button?
It was there yesterday.
It's soooo beautiful....
How did the R-34 Nissan GT-R look?
the worst thing that could ever happen to a computer.
What's an erection?
Only if you promise you'll marry me one day.
Excuse me, may I pass through here?
There are four lights.
Why is it so bright in here?
Frosted.
What happened to the butts?
I'll the you later.
Puis-je vous inviter pour le thé?
Nein.
Weilst du mit mir ein eis essen gehen?
A Smith and Wesson.
What goes best with uncooked oatmeal that isn't dairy and, preferrably, is low in sugar?
Check under the bed.
Where the fuck is the cat?
Serj Tankian
Who is the best singer?
John Kerry.
Who's yo daddy?
She tearfully admitted that she'd had sex with around 100 men in her life, but insisted she had changed.
Who is Jamie Lynn Spears?
A FUCKING ASSFUCKER
What the fuck was that, Elwood?
Rollers.
What's rolling?
Red meat.
Wait... what did they use in those kebabs?
Stolen panties.
What did you get for Christmas?
Haskell.
What did you name the cat?
Dysentery.
Why do furfag threads on 4chan keep getting sage'd?
Idealization
What do furfags do to moot?
Monopolization of the market.
What's the goal of your favorite board game?
OMG GUYS HOW DO I H4X WEB SIGHT?
The communist manifesto.
>>393
http://www.mithral.com/~beberg/manifesto.html What's that?
>>395
He must be honored.
How do you think my friend feels about getting butt-raped by me when I was drunk the other night?
I let my wife watch me play Super Mario World for at least 3 hours every day. She truly has a happy life.
You've kept your wife locked in the basement for the past 10 years? What does she do all day? Moral objections aside, it must be rather boring.
I get it, I get it! I just don't think the Pope is responsible is all!
HAGGER?
Daron Malakian
Ah, so you were molested as a child. By who, may I ask?
She smells like strawberries.
What's the smell of her sweet pussy juices? Does her follow the rule "salty coins and milk"?
I don't know why, but I suddenly love mittens.
So how's it going with the preschooler you kidnapped yesterday?
ASS AND TITTIES. ASS ASS AND TITTIES.
What's your favorite thing about a woman's personality?
Therapeutic moisturizing cream.
What's that white stuff everywhere?
An alternative to funerals.
Can you describe necrophilia in four words?
If I could have a girlfriend like Kona-chan, I would, but otherwise, I wouldn't be willing to do that.
Break laws involving age?
WD-40
What do they put in McDonald's milkshakes?
A crowbar, probably.
wat
Shavo Odadjian
Who is someone that the next poster doesn't care about.
The shortest short bus on Earth could not handle retardation of that level.
It's over 9000
Afterwards he made a rather snide remark about latex and penises.
It's over 9000
Afterwards he made a rather snide remark about latex and penises.