It's over 9000
Afterwards he made a rather snide remark about latex and penises.
It's over 9000
Afterwards he made a rather snide remark about latex and penises.
WHO THE FUCK BROKE THE THREAD?
John Dolmayan
Who is Manic the Hedgehog's hero?
Sparta
What's a band that I always meant to check out but never did?
Royal semen
What do you think royal rainbow would look like in even gayer version?
No, and she forgot to give it back.
So, did your mother take your virginity with your consent?
I really don't care.
What is the best thing to say to a Beosfag?
kjoGHWI*URTH*&)_RH@*$&RHE NO CARRIER
Hello, NYNEX? May I speak to your sales department, please?
مایلم نخستین یادداشت امسال را به مقوله نوآوری به منزله تابلوی راهنمای سال جدید و بحث پيرامون برخی ملزومات ونیز موانع نوآوری در ایران امروز اختصاص دهم و به مسئولیت ها ومشکلات دولت در این باب اشاره کنم.
Buenas tardes/noches. ¿Habla usted inglés? Necesito ayuda. ¿A donde va este tren/autobús?
I'd say about 60%. Not that I know the first thing about the topic.
What percentage of people in San Francisco are gay?
65536x65536
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾, what kind of resolution are you running these days?
Dolly Parton's engorged bosom.
What is the worst use of plastic products?
Silent but deadly.
Who are ninjas?
NO. YIFF IN HELL FURFAG
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Yaranyaika?
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ I'm going to have to ask you to stop that, nya.
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ
Can I rub my elbow in your eyesocket?
You know that's illegal in all 50 states, Washington DC, Canada, the Dominican Republic, and is just about probably the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.
I just broke into some sap's house, stole all his shit, and killed his kids. What now, bitch?!
But the instructions say TWO eggs!
How many fingers should go in the throat?
Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt
So, is there any games that every best friend in the world forgets to return to the rightful owner?
Ask Mike, he might know the answer, because he's doing it almost every day.
How's anal sex?
The frog's not alive anymore.
How's the frog going since Gaile went away?
And yet I thought DQN was a friendly place.
>>431 Have you heard, mr.293 called mr.292 "a smartass knowitall buttkissing fuckmitten"? (http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1188947808/292-293)
>>433 Yeah, that's why that fatty nerd hit him!
The other nerd claimed that the one cliffhanger in Star Trek is just one episode.
Just another question that gives a headache to the person who attempts to answer it.
How do I shot web
DQN DQN LOLWUT?!
You act like you're from /b/. Where are you from?
Your request has triggered the archival process for thread 1193768411
I don't have a witty question for that.
Fuck you.
So... I was kind of drunk last night. What did you guys do to me anyway?
Oh, but of course. As a logical objectivist, I wouldn't have it any other way.
Would it really be right to ejaculate into my wife's cereal every morning?
About 2 gallons per day.
About how much are you ejaculating?
no, no, there is no way that you can put it inside there.
Some boy on the street told me to "stick it in the pooper". I blushed and ran away. Though I'm not sure... should I do as he said?
Hey, that was MY money!
Is it OK if I bought myself something with some guy's money?
PACHUKA.
I just wrote a new book. What should I call the 100 tentical monster?
I dig
Are you going to dig your grave or do I have to shoot you right now?
Sorry, Mr. President, my wife ate it.
Hey Cheney, where's that pile of $10,000,000 in $1 bills I promised Osama for 9/11? I swear it was right here.
I can only carry 50 chickens at a time.
Tyrone, tell me again why you can't cater our annual black pride meeting?
She wanted to play with my Wii.
How did you know she was wiitarded?
Hala bubla.
What do you say right before you climax to your partner?
It's really the reason I don't spend money on them any more.
Don't you hate how oppai balls nowadays are just made of plastic filled with gel-type stuff, instead of real woman-flesh donated from the morgue?
Yeah I'm going to go back over there soon. This shit is just unacceptable.
There was a 100 yen discount at Yoshinoya, and it was extremely crowded, what will you do?
Al Gore's house.
Where the fuck are you?
COCKS
What do you call a bunch of free, wet, squishy, flapping roosters?
Never again, son.
Dear dad,
I spent all money of our family gambling, then crashed your car and caused a fire that destroyed our house... Dad, will you belt me for this?
Hello? I can't hear you! Hello? Hello? Please speak louder! I can't hear a thing... hangs up
Hello, I am here with Credit Repair incorporated, and I can save you a bundle on interest and late fees.
Mexico
Which country is supposed to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
Shoruken
Wait... you said you were cosplaying Naruto and then you got WHAT in your ass?
He tried to take a dump on Red Square.
Why are you crying?
Pickles.
My friend sent me a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA but I can't open it right now. Could you possibly tell me what's there?
Yep, at first it was so hard to understand. But later I felt that it was so dynamic and filled with the action!
What are you, some kind of faggot?
It's what's for breakfast.
Hey nurse! Nurse! Something just came out of my butt. Can you tell me what it is?
An octagon.
I said AN OCTAGON JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR BUTT. jeez. You need new batteries for that hearing aid.
Looks like soap to me.
What!? Something got all over you that made you forget to ask a question? What did it look like?
Well, you take a left at the next stop sign.
Hey, I'm looking for the bus to perdition. Can you tell me where the bus stops?
Coldly and without any hint of emotion.
What's having sex with Golgo 13 like?
I didn't do it, blame Squeeks.
Why is the DQN RSS/Live bookmark feed broken?
Thirty-three.
Uh, doctor, what is a normal human body temperature?
I checked it very thoroughly and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is.
Are you sure we should rape this 9 year old girl?
Dat's cause I'm a tru nigga.
Why does your car have insanely huge wheels?
Hexavalent chromium.
What do you recommend in a metal surface treatment for this part? It has to be hard, tough, extremely resistant to corrosion and wear. Oh, and insanely poisonous.
Mup da doo didda po mo gub.
Tell me one argument why is your race superior?
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
Why did I find 3 dead kids in my front lawn?
To be honest, I really didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would despite all the hype behind it. I got all ready for it too and was seriously let down due to it being too short.
?????????
Cock goes in mouth, vagina, and ass.
What was it your mom told me again?
Parsimonious.
What is a word that 99% of English speaking people don't understand.
Nissan Twin Turbo Z.
You flushed WHAT down the toilet?
Only if I can yell it as loud as possible.
Will you please tell some lie about who is guilty in the case?
It is one of the few things that is made in China, but isn't junk.
<丶｀∀´> Tell me nida what is hanja nida~~?
It has to be true; I read it in Ha'aretz!
Hala bubla?
HELLO JAPANESE, I AM HAPPY YANKEE
日本人がない。貴方ですか？
Thanks to advancements in science and medicine, that is no longer a worry.
I just sucked you off. Does that make us gay?
No. I don't think so. Not for another 30 or so years.
Do you think the advancements in science and medicine are advanced enough that I won't become gay by touching balls with another man?
No. You cannot rub your balls against mine.
Wanna play some b-ball?
My wife thought it was creepy when I revealed to her that I had amassed a collection of 11,284 pictures I had taken of her and 4 pairs of panties I had stolen from her before we even met, but she was flattered nonetheless.
so i herd u liek mudkips.
No. I don't......
Do you think you're capable of not failing?
Chad Warden's from Gay Town.
How gay is Chad Warden?
Equal to the number of Catholic priests that are sex offenders.
Hey, >>485, how many times have you been molested?
No, my penis does not do that under normal atmospheric pressures.
Hey, do you think it would be possible for you to get an erection while standing under the unbelievably dense gas giant atmosphere of Jupiter?
I was trying to download a Clinton screen saver.
Why is there a white mark on your dark skirt?
I figured out eventually that I need to reboot.
How is your mother after the bukkake?
I haven't had two ages ago.
>>489, were you the one that keeps sage'ing this thread??
I would say that that is one of the signs of an infection.
Short, wiggly tentacles have started to sprout from my eyeballs. I think it's because I've been watching too much anime, but what do you think?
Koreans. Both south and north.
<丶｀∀´> Where could I find some kimchi nida
<丶｀∀´> So the great nation of Corea will come before japan in alphabetical order nida
Why did the written Latin alphabet begin differentiating between the phonemes /g/ and /k/ in the 3rd century BC?
Thus always to tyrants.
What is the English translation of the state motto of Virginia?
No, I could never do that after seeing that horrible Sweeny Todd movie.
Did you have your period this month?
I would never mess up a post like that, are you serious?!
Hahahahahaha you fucked up your post you dumb piece of shit you think you're funny hahhahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahahhahahahahahha die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die died eie dide die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die di eidm die die die die die die die die die die die die die die e die die die die die die die
What did >>495 do?
Sometimes. But I also think that Americans could use more lube.
Are you a real tightwad?
No, I've never injected that.
Intravenous liquid eyeliner is supposed to make sexier?
Female Trouble is the best movie ever.
Say... Could you tell me the name of the best movie ever?
It was like a nigger... Only slightly less niggery.
How was your date with the affluent black professional?
Because of all the added sugar. That's what gives you pimples, too.
Why do I get so hyper after eating out my 9 year old daughter?
It was apparently because the probe was touching it, which was enough to cause it to malfunction occasionally. Such a minute detail being the cause kind of annoys me, but I'm just glad it's sorted out.
Why exactly did our ENTIRE empire crash under the influence of a mere rabbit, duck, and bald idiot with a shotgun?
You mustn't have fed him enough carrots. The excess tends to go straight to his bulbous thighs.
why does my rabbit appear non-rabbit-like?
That would have happened if the Playstation 3 sold as quickly as the Wii.
Sup bitches, dis Big Papi Chad Warden here. I can't believe dat da Wii is tryin'a say it's better when its controller looks like a DIL-DOE. You think dat PS TRIPLE woulda done somethin so gay?
She lives in her big sister's shirt.
What happened to my pet mosquito?
That happens when all your base and snakes on a plane combine.