[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 22:36

Hahahahahaha you fucked up your post you dumb piece of shit you think you're funny hahhahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahahhahahahahahha die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die died eie dide die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die di eidm die die die die die die die die die die die die die die e die die die die die die die

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 00:47

What did >>495 do?

Sometimes. But I also think that Americans could use more lube.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 06:16

Are you a real tightwad?

No, I've never injected that.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 13:37

Intravenous liquid eyeliner is supposed to make sexier?

Female Trouble is the best movie ever.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 03:39

Say... Could you tell me the name of the best movie ever?

It was like a nigger... Only slightly less niggery.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 03:48

How was your date with the affluent black professional?

Because of all the added sugar. That's what gives you pimples, too.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 04:44

Why do I get so hyper after eating out my 9 year old daughter?

It was apparently because the probe was touching it, which was enough to cause it to malfunction occasionally. Such a minute detail being the cause kind of annoys me, but I'm just glad it's sorted out.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 22:35

Why exactly did our ENTIRE empire crash under the influence of a mere rabbit, duck, and bald idiot with a shotgun?

You mustn't have fed him enough carrots. The excess tends to go straight to his bulbous thighs.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 11:48

why does my rabbit appear non-rabbit-like?

That would have happened if the Playstation 3 sold as quickly as the Wii.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 12:30

Sup bitches, dis Big Papi Chad Warden here. I can't believe dat da Wii is tryin'a say it's better when its controller looks like a DIL-DOE. You think dat PS TRIPLE woulda done somethin so gay?

She lives in her big sister's shirt.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:51

What happened to my pet mosquito?

That happens when all your base and snakes on a plane combine.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:01

Randy Constan ate my balls. Why, god? Why?

A triple-word score.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:33

What do scrabble addicts brag about

Battleshits world champion.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 15:55

If you could transform, what would you become?

Her midriff.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 16:37

What is the most erotic part of a female?
Macaroni and cheese.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 17:41

What does the discharge smell like?
A thimble is good for that.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 19:01

I want to try sticking something in my urethra while masturbating. Any suggestions?

I would never do something like that.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:07

Ever moon the president of the USA?

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:07

Living on video.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:18

>>515>>514 you fooked it all up!

Where do you live?

The Jews did it.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:20

Who the hell fooked up the thread?

You better BUST THAT if you gon' pull that.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 18:02

There is a lever; what do I do?

Final Fantasy 9

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 21:22

Which video game had the worst minigame ever?

I found it in a dumpster.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 21:45

Where did you get your mittens?

Tubular!

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 01:49

How does a surfer explain pipes?

Greatest application of duct tape outside ducts.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 04:09

I taped my friends mouth shut with ducttape is this awesoem y/n

He created the Sonic 1 Beta Hoax. Also, he doesn't afraid of anything.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 17:19

Who the fuck is Cyan Helkaraxe and why is he playing chicken in the middle of the street in front of my house?

Five times, maximum.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 19:12

How many times can I be hit with a sledgehammer before getting permanent brain injury?

Mariko Morikawa.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 04:06

Hey, who was that one Japanese chick with the MASSIVE HOONS?

At least it's not mittens again.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:07

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Orange you glad I didn't say "Who's there?"

I suggest you take one suitcase packed with nothing but toothbrushes.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 13:49

I'm going to prison, and I want to corner the market on improvised shivs. Any suggestions?

It all went downhill after I said "What's crack-a-lackin', mah nigga?"

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 14:47

So how did your interview with Bill O'Reilly go?

Beets are the worst vegetable on the planet.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 15:50

What's the best source of organic perfume?

There's something about the shape of the coke bottle that speaks to me.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 17:33

How on Earth did you get that stuck THERE?

It's like coffee, but better.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 19:26

What's your opinion of morning blowjobs?

I have to admit, that was actually a really nice use of the Tannerin.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 23:14

So when Doraemon stopped and shouted "Don't think, feel!" what was your reaction?

Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 15:54

What is, in your opinion, the most important thing one must habeeb in their life?

Well, it started out good, got really horrible in the middle, then got good again, but then it was over.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 16:18

So how did your statement-against-society self immolation go?

It takes a lot of practice, but once you finally get the hang of it, you realize that it was really nothing special.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 18:10

What does OO programming have in common with giving rimjobs?

No, thank you; I am far too old for those sorts of shenanigans.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 18:41

Voulez-vous couche avec moi?

It makes you sneeze out of your ass.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:40

What happens when I eat yams?

Soybeans are used as a substitute for certain foods, so what substitutes real soybeans?

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 01:07

Can you please answer this question with another question?

They are a substitute for real soybeans.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 05:59

What are fake soybeans for?

Pink, high and mittens.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 06:02

Wait, why aren't you throwing away all of these styrofoam packing peanuts?

At first I was really scared, but then I relaxed after I realized it was opposite day.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 06:35

What's my favorite Andrew Bird song?

A movie montage of interstate highways.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 10:03

What's the best visual accompaniment to a medley of Eagles hits?

I tell ya, you haven't lived until you've tasted that sweet, sweet flavor.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 12:11

So I heard you ate out a dolphin yesterday. How did that go?

Rank leaders, reminder: 100 sterilized credits permits non-mechanical reproduction simulation.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 22:02

Friend Computer, how can I get a blow-up doll for my troops?

I didn't know she wasn't Polish.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 22:44

Do you have any idea why you are in prison now?!

Somebody got that idea from the Nerd/Otaku thread.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 23:38

If I were to raise the money to fund a team of scientists and programmers to develop a highly advanced, sentient AI which could sort my collection of Ayanami Rei images, do you think that would be faster than sorting it manually?

That was part of their campaign against tobacco.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 00:05

Why do the British call cigarettes "fags"?

That is why the newest Nissan GT-R is hideous looking, and lacks an inline 6 engine.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 04:03

Wait, you mean Nissan managed to hire Miyamoto away from Nintendo?

He eats more Pocky than Mizuho.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 05:55

Where the hell does his paycheck go every week?

Because you spent all your money on 1-900 sex lines.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 12:34

Why does it always seem like I'll never be able to afford a fleshlight?

I'm done! I've had it with your stupid questions! GO AWAY!

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 12:42

Are you gay?

The double standard on toilet humor.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 12:50

Do Christians like Bonfire Night because it involves burning faggots?

You must be a complete loser.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 13:53

Didn't you know I just spent half the whole Sunday trying to perform a backflip on a trampoline?

I swear WORLD-1 is a good name for a wrestling stable! No doubt about it!

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 21:19

Is WORLD-1 a good name for a wrestling stable?

Yes.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 22:22

why is she such a slut?

you shouldn't buy things with money.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:03

Yo im gonna buy things with money

Because according to the famous musician it is the greatest way to live and I trust that fucker.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:08

Excuse me while I kiss the sky?

The soon to be released videogame "Anaru Densetsu"

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:28

What are you going to put in your butt this Saturday?

It's extreme.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:32

What did Soulja Boy buy when he was in Japan?

That's a gundam, not a transformer.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 01:06

I played CRASH DUMMIES on SNES today.

Seriously, it's Daft Punk.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 01:48

What group had that Galaxy Express 999 tribute?

If a Blu-Ray disc was the diameter of a Laser Disc, how much data could it hold?

562 Name: sage : 1993-09-5390 06:51

I am tempted to say over 9000 but instead i say Canada!
and your doing it wrong.
-Viewers please skip this reply-

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 10:33

>>560-562 let's ignore these

Is that a transformer?

DQN stands for DIQS

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:22

DQNDQNLOL?

No, you may not pass through here.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:34

I seek audience with your lord in yonder castle. May I pass?

I don't believe I'd call that a crusade, no. A rabble, perhaps. A mob if I'm feeling generous.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 23:20

So have you heard about the Internet Crusade against Scientology?

1-5-0 yen for crying out loud.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 03:21

Yes, your Japanese whores are very attractive. However, I have a rape fantasy. How much extra do I have to pay and what will they do to accommodate my fantasy?

No, FIRST they saw me rolling, Then they began hating. Shortly thereafter, they started patrolling, and finally, they proceeded in their attempt to catch me riding dirty.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 04:09

Hey, is it true you got a ticket for having sex with a 7 year old while driving?

Only when I'm feeling bored.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 13:33

How do the interweb have babies?

No you only get one when dress like an bear then cops will ticketed you.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 18:51

What happened to the Panda threads?

crossing the streams with ghostbuster's equipment causes that.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 00:45

Why has the price of marshmallows dropped so low, and is it related to a third of New York City residents having been diagnosed with diabetes?

Forty rods to the hogshead.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 11:13

How many rods to the hogshead?

How dare you.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 12:08

How many penises does an octopus have?

Birds.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 13:34

What is the words?

It was after my second packet of blueberry poptarts when I first noticed.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 15:17

Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said "Dead Sonic Cultfag storage"?

Touhou hijack lol

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 16:26

Pettan, pettan, tsurepettan?

We were attacked by a dfc the size of Akiba.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 18:15

I herd there was some excitement at the Macross Frontier screening last night, what happened?

Well, you have to make sure the lid is on tight, cuz you sure as hell don't want it leaking while you've got it up there.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:12

Boy, it sure is hard being a grave digger. Alright, >>577, will you maneuver the crane to pick up the coffin?

No, I'm afraid torrenting is bad for the environment.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:35

Don't you think you should download some movies to watch on your Hummer's backseat entertainment system?

Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling Shigeru Miyamoto!

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 00:17

Weren't you the chap trying to release an original Nintendo game last year?

I do not normally draw anime because I am not a faggot.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 01:27

You draw some good looking comic strips. Ever consider anime?

It is a vortex of space and time, opened up by that kind of thinking.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 04:40

Whenever I think about Sylphiel from Slayers, my sweatpants bulge out, just under the waistline. What the hell?

It all started when I brought home that stray cat.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 04:55

How... exactly does one end up as a furry, anyway?

You freak, pickles are for EATING, not... that.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 04:58

...so anyway, LONG story short, I'm banned from the supermarket now. Is that fair?

Because we're out of lightbulbs, genius.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 05:06

Damn, this hot wax is dripping all over my hands. Why am I holding this "genuine mystical voodoo candle" again?

Well, all I know is that I wouldn't be seen in public with that thing on.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 09:13

Damn, wouldn't you like to try on that invisibility cloak?

The anime for that will be released this December.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 00:01

Can I interest you in a free copy of The Turner Diaries?

>>677

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 00:45

When did the "time travel" thread jump the shark?

No, my arse still hasn't quite been able to heal from last time.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 01:59

Can I spend some quality time with you?
It's questions like that which cause me to laugh at people with faith in humanity.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 03:26

So, do you think the people in Romance will ever actually be not ronery?

You're one hundred years too young to challenge me, pup.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 03:39

(・∀・) I think it's time for you to stop making threads, Grandpa!

I'm pretty sure that that is NOT what a speculum is supposed to be used for.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 04:18

Can you take a look up my nose and tell me if you see my brain?

A solid gold, diamond encrusted atomic bomb.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 05:17

What would be America's secret weapon if it had a black president?

Oral-B Advantage Glide Whitening for superior toothbrushing.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 06:26

AAAAAH! A SHARK JUST BIT OFF MY LEG! IT'S COMING BACK FOR MORE! OH GOD, I CAN SEE ITS BLOODY TEETH! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

IT'S IN THE SHARK'S STOMACH WITH MY LEG

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 14:51

Where is your new Oral-B Advantage Glide Whitening toothbrush?

Kingdom of Loathing.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 16:21

I'm looking for something to do that will help me kill a few hours each day without actually making me feel any less board. Any ideas?

Second door on the left.

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