I wanna pick my nose freely, where do I go?
A house built from duct tape.
I'm wanting to build a bomb shelter. What is the best thing I can hope for on my budget?
Click here or I will punch a dog...
What's PETA's new online advertising slogan?
The principle is the same.
If I am an American that is Jealous of an R34 Skyline GT-R, is it possible that there is a Japanese that strongly desires a ZL1 Corvette?
Who was that dipshit that forgot to post an answer?
This happens when there is a short circuit in rei's cloning vat.
Why the hell is there Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid all over the living room?
Gordon Bennett.
I'm really hungry, what do I eat.
discount dental surgery.
What's not normal these days?
You really should not.
Should I post here if I want a question answered?
I use random.org for that.
Where do you get such incredibly stupid ideas?
Because you will fall ass first on a pine tree.
Why is trampolining in the forest a bad idea?
o/~ Oh the year was seventeen seventy-eight... o/~
Do you know when my sister was born?
ざ えくせくしおなあ~
Ζωή μου, σᾶς ἀγαπῶ?
THIS IS SPARTA
狂気である？
Naw, man, I can't operate that way.
Can you do a dazzling triple backflip?
OKAY I HEARD YOU THE LAST 5 TIMES YOU TOLD ME!
Can you hear me now? Good!
I think so, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
Have you ever considered getting into the zoo animal hygiene business?
The result was that it put someone in a persistent vegetative state.
I've heard you can get a buzz by choking yourself, want to try it?
That's because red is the color of love. <3
Okay, I know that some foodstuffs can be used during foreplay, but WHY CHILI PEPPERS?
ENOPARSE
What is a computer command many people have never seen?
foot odor + armpit odor + ball odor + ass odor.
Can you describe yourself with a simple math equation?
It turned out to be nothing but a week's worth of dried semen.
What are the eleven secret herbs and spices in KFC original recipe?
Very fair.
...so anyway, LONG story short, I'm banned from the supermarket now. Is that fair?
Peanut butter is the apex of civilization.
What did the computer tell you when you asked it for the most important piece of information in existence?
You sound ready for an anal raping.
OMG hi u guyz~ ^______________________^;;;;
I just tried to cut and paste from a book to IRC.
Why should I never let you play with scissors and glue again?
Well, Sasuke did it in a naruto episode so I thought I could
Why do you have pieces of paper glued to your monitor?
Leave me alone.
Hey. Hey? Hey! HEY! HELLO! HEY, FUCKER, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
That is... suboptimal.
I use a Chevy Suburban for one reason. To drive me to the office.
That will improve golf more than the invention of the giant titanium club.
Okay, I'm glad that you are secure enough in yourself to experiment sexually, but why in the hell would you TELL ANYONE that you can fit a tee in your urethra?
Better wrap up tight; it's getting a bit chilly.
How bad is global warming?
Old energy saving light bulbs have mercury. How do I dispose of one safely?
So, got a random question you want to ask, just to break up the thread a little?
It's better with whiskey.
Why can't I type stuff into my Spectrum computer?
Because somebody spilled perchloric acid, that's why.
Why is the carpet smoking?
x^2 + 7x + 53 == 11/3
But how can you PROVE that pineapples are actually vegetables?
Normally, sharks can't swim through the air. Oh shi-
How did my friend get his hand bitten off?
2 trains collide at 200 MPH.
What really happens as a result of Multi-Track Drifting?
Rocks fall, everyone dies. I said, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES.
Hey, what would happen if a loud noise caused an avalanche here? What? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
It's the product of Sergei Mosin and Emil Nagant's sweet, sweet lovemaking.
Who invented the greatest Turk-killing device the world has ever seen?
That's what the pineapple juice is for.
Doesn't your mother complain about the aftertaste?
Yeah, they all made fun of him... But damn if he didn't die with a smile on his face.
You remember that guy that died of botox overdose?
Kilgamayan in a skirt.
What was the worst Reimu cosplay you've ever seen?
Ursula's Kiss.
After I've received Ursula's Blow Job, what do I need to be careful of?
Five Arby's roast beef sandwiches.
What's a better deal than Five Dollar Foot-longs?
Wow, I didn't even think that was physically possible!
is this awesome? http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=8025752f6cfbb65dd377
Your only hope is to marathon every episode of the a-team without rest or nourishment, even if it results in your death.
I am becoming sexually attracted to Mr. T, although I am not gay. Help?
I don't CARE that it's one of the most popular sports in the world, it's goddamned boring.
Come on, amigo! Let's watch some futbol! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAL!
In the order you listed them: yes, yes, no, yes, hell yes, maybe if I was drunk, no, and holy fucking shit no.
So... Sakaki, Tomo, Osaka, Nyamo, Kagura, Kimura-sensei, Yomi and Chiyo?
I can't wait to piss on his grave.
What do you intend to do after Bush dies?
Pissing on the third rail doesn't cause that. However, shitting on the third rail does.
Electrocution, my ass!
IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN' REMIX!
Which version of Mozart 29th are we listening to?
It's alright, just don't tell anyone.
What should I do if I find myself posting to DQN?
I find them too pretentious to listen to.
Have you ever been to /tv/?
I don't care, it's not my problem.
Hey guys, have you heard that 4chan is...
Fuckin' peace and love, that's what!
What have you been doing since you've figured out how to have sex with abstract ideas?
Nice try, Christopher
Hi, my name's Crystal, and you look cute, wanna go out some time?
It is the sound of abject failure.
What is the sound made when someone falls off the 23rd floor?
Fun with wireframe graphics.
Why was Battlezone so awesome?
Sir, I flat-out OBJECT to your use of THAT WORD!
Hey, I hear that lots of people are going to 4chan these days...
Klaatu, barada, nicotine.
Come Hell or high water, Chester, I shall appoint Matthews to the Supreme Court! What say you now?
They are not as good as pomegranates.
So this girl I know asked me if I was interested in an orgy... I've never been in an orgy before, what are they like?
Because of all the people with bold names.
Why do I feel like I'm on [spoiler]/prog/[/spoiler]?
Do not do it.
I'll do it! I SWEAR I'LL DO IT!
No, that is not something you can use MRTG for.
This thing can download new ringtones; right?
Fine thanks.
You can either pay a nominal fine, or we can remove a testicle. Which do you choose?
It's only more homoerotic because of the baby oil.
My diaper wearing buddy gives me an incredible boner. Why?
That is where defective condoms are disposed of.
Why is China so overcrowded?
POOF! I disappeared like a ninja!
is dat you scorpoim?
I want him to suck my cock.
You want to see Baneus Singollo?
NO. PERMISSION NOT GRANTED.
I hear that persimmon juice will help with your deafness. Would you like to try some?
Because I've gone back to hanging out on bargiko these days.
I wonder why DQN has been so quiet lately?
As for you, >>682, you should just stick to today's special.
With magic everywhere, a world for us to share,
And friendly faces hoping that you'll want to meet us there...
It's the best place to tell people to "gb2".
What is kindergarten?
A ratio of 22:1
What is 7π?
I would, indeed, tap that ass.
Somebody here has a beer tap on their ass. What would you do?
Evolution in the wrong direction.
You wanna start posting on 4chan with me?
Doing it twice will result in a ban.
Is it permissible to politely disagree with MODD on trivial matters?
It's real because I believe it's real.
So how's your love life?
I'd rather eat glass.
Have you tried eating shit as solution to your problem?
Naturally a person such as you has never tried that.
Have you tried hax0ring a rom
Nein!
Wünschen Sie mich meine Faust von Ihrem Arsch entfernen?
It's because of that damned Designated Hitter rule.
Why is watching Baseball so boring?
That is what the world would be like if Elvis was never a rock star.
"Why do you listen to rock and roll music if you are not black?"
James Clerk Maxwell.
check the pantry.
WTF is with those incorrect posts?
Miyabi Hayama
Hey, who was that one fat Japanese chick with the MASSIVE HOONS?
Not until after Bil Keane dies.
Can I wear women's clothing yet?
Only Lee "Scratch" Perry knows for sure.
So is The Clash's song "Complete Control" a polemic against the greediness of the music labels, or against the stratified nature of society itself, or what?
I think it's a stupid goddamned idiom, actually.
What are your thoughts on "The American Dream"?
Hey nigger, it's just a sailor uniform. QED.
So I take it you are from 4chan, then?
First, we determine what the problem actually is.
And so i'm having sex with a hot girl, what is wrong with this situation
A wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.
What excuse could I ever have for using the word "hoonery"?
A custard pie in the face.
What happens when the 3 stooges try to bake a pie?
Where are all the fat people in Japan?
That will happen as soon as the women's sumo league has as many viewers as the men's.
When will we finally see a wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama?
It tastes better once you take it out of the bottle.