[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 05:53

You remember that guy that died of botox overdose?

Kilgamayan in a skirt.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 15:36

What was the worst Reimu cosplay you've ever seen?

Ursula's Kiss.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 20:14

After I've received Ursula's Blow Job, what do I need to be careful of?

Five Arby's roast beef sandwiches.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 21:38

What's a better deal than Five Dollar Foot-longs?

Wow, I didn't even think that was physically possible!

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 22:21

is this awesome? http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=8025752f6cfbb65dd377

Your only hope is to marathon every episode of the a-team without rest or nourishment, even if it results in your death.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 02:59

I am becoming sexually attracted to Mr. T, although I am not gay. Help?

I don't CARE that it's one of the most popular sports in the world, it's goddamned boring.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 05:00

Come on, amigo! Let's watch some futbol! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAL!

In the order you listed them: yes, yes, no, yes, hell yes, maybe if I was drunk, no, and holy fucking shit no.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 23:09

So... Sakaki, Tomo, Osaka, Nyamo, Kagura, Kimura-sensei, Yomi and Chiyo?

I can't wait to piss on his grave.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 01:32

What do you intend to do after Bush dies?

Pissing on the third rail doesn't cause that. However, shitting on the third rail does.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 23:54

Electrocution, my ass!

IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN' REMIX!

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 00:19

Which version of Mozart 29th are we listening to?

It's alright, just don't tell anyone.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 03:15

What should I do if I find myself posting to DQN?

I find them too pretentious to listen to.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 18:45

Have you ever been to /tv/?

I don't care, it's not my problem.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 19:32

Hey guys, have you heard that 4chan is...

Fuckin' peace and love, that's what!

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 21:01

What have you been doing since you've figured out how to have sex with abstract ideas?

Nice try, Christopher

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 22:50

Hi, my name's Crystal, and you look cute, wanna go out some time?

It is the sound of abject failure.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 00:01

What is the sound made when someone falls off the 23rd floor?

Fun with wireframe graphics.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 02:52

Why was Battlezone so awesome?

Sir, I flat-out OBJECT to your use of THAT WORD!

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 11:30

Hey, I hear that lots of people are going to 4chan these days...

Klaatu, barada, nicotine.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 13:48

Canadian progressive rock band, synonym of Chrysorrhoas, found in tobacco ?

This is unexpected of you, James.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 14:38

Come Hell or high water, Chester, I shall appoint Matthews to the Supreme Court! What say you now?

They are not as good as pomegranates.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 16:22

So this girl I know asked me if I was interested in an orgy... I've never been in an orgy before, what are they like?

Because of all the people with bold names.

672 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5410 22:10

Why do I feel like I'm on [spoiler]/prog/[/spoiler]?

Do not do it.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 22:17

I'll do it! I SWEAR I'LL DO IT!

No, that is not something you can use MRTG for.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 22:27

This thing can download new ringtones; right?

Fine thanks.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 03:32

You can either pay a nominal fine, or we can remove a testicle. Which do you choose?

It's only more homoerotic because of the baby oil.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 22:32

My diaper wearing buddy gives me an incredible boner. Why?

That is where defective condoms are disposed of.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 23:05

Why is China so overcrowded?

POOF! I disappeared like a ninja!

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 00:02

is dat you scorpoim?

I want him to suck my cock.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 04:16

You want to see Baneus Singollo?

NO. PERMISSION NOT GRANTED.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 14:06

I hear that persimmon juice will help with your deafness. Would you like to try some?

Because I've gone back to hanging out on bargiko these days.

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 17:05

I wonder why DQN has been so quiet lately?

As for you, >>682, you should just stick to today's special.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 17:54

With magic everywhere, a world for us to share,
And friendly faces hoping that you'll want to meet us there...

It's the best place to tell people to "gb2".

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 14:46

What is kindergarten?

A ratio of 22:1

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 15:21

What is 7π?

I would, indeed, tap that ass.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 22:25

Somebody here has a beer tap on their ass. What would you do?

Evolution in the wrong direction.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 23:40

You wanna start posting on 4chan with me?

Doing it twice will result in a ban.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 21:05

Is it permissible to politely disagree with MODD on trivial matters?

It's real because I believe it's real.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 21:23

So how's your love life?

I'd rather eat glass.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:00

Have you tried eating shit as solution to your problem?

Naturally a person such as you has never tried that.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 00:13

Have you tried hax0ring a rom

Nein!

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 03:31

Wünschen Sie mich meine Faust von Ihrem Arsch entfernen?

It's because of that damned Designated Hitter rule.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 23:56

Why is watching Baseball so boring?

That is what the world would be like if Elvis was never a rock star.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 00:59

"Why do you listen to rock and roll music if you are not black?"

James Clerk Maxwell.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 04:50

check the pantry.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 04:59

>>698 you shouldn't wear women's clothing

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 08:39

Who are you trying to imitate with that bad-ass beard?

Well, fuck >>694 and >>695, I like to play by the rules.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 22:10

WTF is with those incorrect posts?

Miyabi Hayama

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 22:33

Hey, who was that one fat Japanese chick with the MASSIVE HOONS?

Not until after Bil Keane dies.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 23:14

Can I wear women's clothing yet?

Only Lee "Scratch" Perry knows for sure.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 02:28

So is The Clash's song "Complete Control" a polemic against the greediness of the music labels, or against the stratified nature of society itself, or what?

I think it's a stupid goddamned idiom, actually.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 14:07

What are your thoughts on "The American Dream"?

Hey nigger, it's just a sailor uniform. QED.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 18:15

So I take it you are from 4chan, then?

First, we determine what the problem actually is.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 01:49

And so i'm having sex with a hot girl, what is wrong with this situation

A wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 03:22

What excuse could I ever have for using the word "hoonery"?

A custard pie in the face.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 12:41

What happens when the 3 stooges try to bake a pie?

http://izumu.kir.jp

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 00:29

Where are all the fat people in Japan?

That will happen as soon as the women's sumo league has as many viewers as the men's.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 03:35

When will we finally see a wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama?

It tastes better once you take it out of the bottle.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 17:02

Why does ramnune take like a marble?

That is why you never see girls shitting.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 17:13

My eyes were clawed out by a bear, why God, why!?

A mexican lorry driver, and a hell of a lot of lube.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 18:56

How do most illegal immigrants enter the US?

Well, he's no Cyan Helkaraxe, that's for sure.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:52

Who programmed this BBS?

The only thing a fat fetishist desires more than a wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 22:14

Have you seen those goddamned Bibendum cosplayers?

The last time I saw him, he was at the beach.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 22:33

Where was Baneus Singollo yesterday?

no now go away

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 22:59

Can I pass through here?

I don't like grey areas in my chicken.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:04

What do you think about cloned meats?

Try using vinegar instead.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:54

Wine is too expensive to season a special meal. What else should I use?

Phase 1: Collect underwear
Phase 3: Profit

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 03:05

Right, I get it, but what are phases 1 and 3?

Most of the cinnamon we eat in this country is actually cassia.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 04:06

My plan is to eat a teaspoon of cinnamon powder, do you see any fatal flaws?

It's because the "Mariko Morikawa verus Miyabi Hayama" thing seems to have escaped this thread.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:55

Why should I stop spreading memes?

Deep discount vasectomy

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:54

Excuse me, what the hell are you doing with that stapler?

Poopsmith.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:59

What did you think of "I Am Legend"?

A whole lotta' duct tape.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 04:35

I want a really shiny suit. Any ideas?

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 05:00

What's the appropriate response to people who speak ill of Asia Carrera?

All were surprised at this unexpected response.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 06:38

What did you think about >>726's post?

Onions, stat.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 23:13

I need to knock someone out with bad breath. What should I do?

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 23:23

Awful quiet today, ain't ya?

Simple braggadocio.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 02:52

What's your favorite font?

It's the bee's knees.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 03:46

What is all this chitinous dust that I shook loose from the cats' pyjamas?

It beats the hell out of playing cards.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 12:24

Why do teen boys play AD&D?

An energy drink more powerful than espresso.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 04:36

God, why would someone go down on Flash?

Okay, it's obvious that you're just trolling.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 05:46

BUTTSS BUTTS NEGRO DONG DICK?

They do not understand.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 07:22

Why can't my family accept my used fabric softener sheet fetish?

That's because after two hits, you won't be able to hear shit!

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 09:20

Why is this implement called the “two-hit damper”, good sir?

it carries out and is w

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 12:32

Why do 2channers laugh with w's?

null exception pointer

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 13:13

Since I use lisp, my other car is a cdr. You there, java user, what is your other car?

BBcode, of course

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 16:58

What is love?

no eating in the library

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 23:02

Besides the no fapping rule, what's the stupidest rule of a library?

If you try hard enough, but it's not worth it.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5427 18:03

Is it possible to peruse DQN in the library without breaking out laughing, and subsequently looking quite insane?

Fiction section, third aisle from the door.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5427 18:37

Where do I find ``Assault of the Tentacled Monstrosity VIII: Virgin Reaper''?

Pretty cool and on Fridays.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5427 19:05

Do you hate furries? (reaction to answer would be "wat")

Can't fucking find it either

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5427 21:42

Where the hell can you pirate Nagitoh Mikoshiro’s work?

3.25 inches. On a good day.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5427 22:21

How much rain falls in an area of 1 cubic centimeter in Scotland every minute?

I'm sure you can find it somewhere on the internet, or if not, in the back-alleys of Japan.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 00:46

Where is the Japanese fatgirl pr0n?

It is PINK POSITIVELY.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 01:00

What does Moank mean?

kusosure

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 02:00

これは何ですか？

A great big hug.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 23:39

What precedes "a kiss from me to you"?

Honestly, I find that incredibly offensive.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 01:52

Hey, Bill O'Reilly! What's crack-a-lackin', mah nigga?

We should go bra shopping.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 16:11

I just broke up with my boyfriend, what should i do?

White Adidas.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:40

When your ass got kicked, what shoe got stuck in it?

The computer animated movie that happened between Tron and The Last Starfighter.

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