[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 19:47

I see the front page of DQN doesn't include the thread, "KIKES [PART XVII]"

That was a funny joke, can you repeat it again?

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 20:13

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Orange you glad I didn't say "Who's there?"

Of the two, I prefer egg drop soup.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 23:22

Egg drop soup with pee in it, or fat tiu cheung with poo in it?

Sorry, I’m disgusting like that.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 00:50

When will you stop carrying a skunk under your armpit?

It was what happens when you duct tape and electrical tape in one repair.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 06:18

I just fixed my duct tape wallet and it exploded in my pocket! What the hell?

Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 18:15

>>801, what is... love?

A whiff of grapeshot

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 02:19

What does a battle with a pirate ship smell like?

It is the Japanese girl that is somewhere between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 08:41

Which one looks like your dog?

Pineapple sprinkles

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 17:58

How do they make teflon stick to the pans?

A little to the left, please.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 20:15

>>805 How would you like your political ideology today?

>>807 You can, but it might leave a rash.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 03:00

Can I apply gay magic to a child under age 10?

Try placing it in a narrow slit. I tried this before, and it increased in size by 20-25 cm.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 01:31

How do I increase the size of my dick?

Don't try that, or you will have a permanent scar.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 20:13

Can I use a Dremel to clean the wax out of my ears?

Flip it over and try again.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 00:40

How do I reboot the etch a sketch?

It is what happens when the South Park episode "Goobacks" is played backwards.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 14:17

What is a Hurblegleep?

Your friends will take it from you and burn it.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 14:30

What will happen to my porn?

Bloody fingers

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 14:34

What happens when you close a door haphazardly?

No, no. He was clearly angry at the balloon, not the tuna sandwich.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 18:07

How bad does a tuna sandwich have to be to cause a guy to throw it at a balloon?

The #1 gas that huffers die from inhaling.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 19:07

Do you have ANY idea what oxygen is?

It was uninteresting, and obnoxiously anticlimactic.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 20:33

what did you think of the new Dark Knight movie?

they taste like a diarrhea-filled crepes.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 21:44

Hey, how do you like my new 'turd sandwiches'?

Fascinating.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 04:01

What's your opinion of DQN?

Gotta have soy sauce on sunny side up

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 01:24

How can I confuse the lady at the breakfast joint?

The greatest captcha ever randomly displayed.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 02:36

So what's the deal with unutt?

The number of flavors in Dr. Pepper and spices on KFC chicken combined.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 03:32

What's my winning lotto number?

Because you got into a fight with a Jehovah's witness.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 04:00

Why is my car filled with 4000 copies of Watchtower?

She is clearly a homosexual person.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 18:25

Why won't she admit she loves me?

Because his ghost is pissed off at Bill Gates.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5463 13:14

Have you been to Jon Postel's old place? Why is there "IRQL NOT LESS OR EQUAL" written in blood on the wall?

As soon as she mentioned wanting to fist me, I fled.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5463 17:28

Make a funny sentence with you captcha!

North east from Google, near the border of the internet.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5463 20:19

Where on the www where my kids can safely visit with out seeing naked boobies and subsequently becoming warped for life?

Network Marketing.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5463 22:45

What is the modern name for Pyramid Scheme?

Now that is clearly a time paradox.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5464 06:11

If I had posted this before you, what would you call it?

Now that is clearly a time paradox.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5464 13:58

Did you ever realize that when you were born, your genitals passed through your mother's genitals?

All of the above.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 02:40

>>829 ... :O

What is AIDS+Cherry pie?

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 03:24

>>830 fucked up spacetime.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 03:50

Why is everything being sucked into space? What's going on?

I just figured out what that means.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5466 23:56

Why do you keep on saying "I slept with your mom?"

Because God Haets >>834

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 00:17

It is impossible for me to find my true love! Any suggestions?

Dude, your dad's new wife is so hot! Sleep with her instead! Your 65 year old dad didn't care much anyway!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 00:57

I'm John McCain's son and my wife just divorced me, what should I do? :(

OBJECTIVISM!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 23:57

What do you quickly get sick of after talking to a pseudo-philosophical dipshit for two hours?

Steve Jobs is a fuggin' Skurll.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 23:58

>>836 What do you quickly get sick of after talking to a pseudo-philosophical dipshit for two hours?

Steve Jobs is a fuggin' SKRULL.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 13:44

Steve Jobs is a fuggin' SKRULL?

By the power of Greyskull!!!!!

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 10:41

>>838
Die Hard, or Bad Boys II?

>>840
The trampoline needs to be facing towards the freeway.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 20:02

die hard

whats a better vacation spot, japan or autralia?

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 20:44

I just got back from Japan and Autralia, any questions?

It's. Not. That. Hard.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 23:06

Would you please cup my throbbing member with your left hand?

RSTLNE

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 19:57

So, what CAPTCHA did you get?

Under the moon, loli to i-- Oh wait, I spoke too soon.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 20:39

What are your plans for today, my son?

Sure, just don't forget to send it to Ukraine and Angola. Especially Angola.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 02:22

I have AIDS. where should I send AID?

It is Uzbekistan's answer to Borat.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 02:47

Вы узнали о американский Джонни Джонсон, американский забавные глупые мужчины из Америки?

How can you blame me? It's not like I KNEW it was supposed to go on my penis!

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 03:24

Um, dude? That's a goddamned male chastity belt, not a finger splint. What the shit?

It's because you can't make a good TTGL pun if your CAPTCHA is "yengen".

848 Name: DDDQQQNNN : 1993-09-5474 04:00

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 11:00

You suck at this?

44.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 14:40

waut 98*1

exife

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 23:59

What's an anagram for eeixf?

A British accent.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 18:47

What do I need to impress my boss?

You destroyed Toronto with a used dildo.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 20:51

Why are there 1200 messages in my inbox from the mayor of Toronto?

Calm down, there's only five of them.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 16:39

I'd like to take you up on your offer for no-strings-attached sex, but first I feel I have a right to know about those warts on your genitals?

It's like warm apple pie.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 19:57

What's warm apple pie like?

pedophilia.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 22:55

4-ch's favorite fetish?

The Godfather Part II

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 15:53

I understand you have a neuro-linguistic disability that causes you to speak only in titles of oscar-winning movies. Is this true?

He had the best of intentions.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 16:33

What could have possibly motivated him to strip down to his socks, cover himself in butter and jump into the childrens pool?

We had to put down the poor thing.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 17:07

What happened to grandma?

That's what you get for giving the president AIDS.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 18:24

Help I am Monica Lewinsky and my life went to hell fast what do I do?

Unfortunately, since both cars were stolen, you will have to leave the country and start a new life as a fish vendor

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 19:16

So what do you suggest? I got these nice cars here, do you think that I can impress my fisherman father with my success?

Uhh, no, you can't do that to your daughter.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:15

Is it okay if I throw a surprise birthday party for my daughter?

You should probably get that checked by a mechanic.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:23

OH MY GOD MY ARM MY ARM

That's not... I don't... okay, okay, fine.

864 Name: captcha skeab : 1993-09-5480 16:11

<丶｀∀´> CRASH INTO MY ASS NIDA

Well, I'm not really sure. I mean I drank the Coke, but it did taste a little off.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 16:21

So, what happened to the drinks fountain after that girl stopped lactating into the ice maker?

200,000 black mustangs

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 17:08

I need some serious horse power, what do you suggest?

WHAT THE FUCK! I THOUGHT PEOPLE HAD MORE DECENCY THAN THIS!

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 18:49

Excuse me, do you perhaps watch American Idol? I happened to miss the last episode, would you briefly...

No, dad, they're not like these Jewish ghettos in WWII!

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 20:35

I wonder if there are any cheaper sauna resorts in Germany?

Killing sea leopards with your bare hands!

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 21:52

What's going to be on next week's Mythbusters?

Rectangular Coordinates

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 23:53

There was something my friend told me never to think of during sex...

Euclidean distance metric

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5481 11:06

How shouldn't I measure distance in the dead realm of Cthulu?

I'm totally not gay, but I think I would suck his cock. But only his!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5481 21:19

Could you give a quick eulogy for my deceased father?

I did that already and the stain is still there!

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5484 02:58

Get ShamWow! Every time you use it, you'll say "WOW"!

An ice-cold mint julep and a jar of machine oil.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5484 13:58

Cool movie idea in T minus negative 11 hours, go.

Seriously, good move Skeeter.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5485 23:34

Knight takes queen's pawn. Checkmate, Bitch!

The Reptoids did it. Oh, and they told me your horrid halfbreed son says "hey."

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5486 00:07

I was having sex with my wife, and when we finished up and I went to the kitchen to get some coffee, I noticed that there was a pile of rotting meat in the fridge. What happened?

You should probably clean that glass before drinking out of it again.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5486 04:33

Were you just having sex with his wife?

Samantha Ronson is being mislead.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 07:45

Did you hear about all those lesbians who are joining militant anti-man militias?

I'm not sure if you're lecturing me on proper firearm maintenance, or if you're coming on to me.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 19:59

Hey, do you know how to clean a 9mm pistol? I do. First, you press here and the load comes out...

It's probably ripped off from Windows.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 04:14

>>879, do you want to see the bed in flames?

>>881, no, Mordeth Episode 2 is a figment of your imagination. ( ﾟ -ﾟ)

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5494 13:28

Awww man, Mordeth: Attack of the Clones was AWESOME!

Well, that'll teach you to order a "No. 2"!

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5494 14:01

What the fuck? I wanted eggrolls, not rickrolls.

It will cause the moon to shine, yes, that is how you know.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5494 15:24

How can I tell if I am loli to issho?

Save it for the country club, Thurston.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5494 23:22

I'm hoping to play the entire Daydream Nation album live in concert before I retire. What do you think of that?

It has been linked to cancer, but only in large doses. You should be fine.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5495 21:56

My mother keeps feeding me large bowls of asbestos. Will I be alright?

BUTT-FUUUUUCK!

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5495 22:36

What does dad serve mommy at night? He said there was a "special dish" she wanted...

If possible, I'd like to keep that on the down-low. And on your job.... and my cock.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 17:29

What do you think of cryogenically freezing human beings?

Your dad serves your mommy a big can of whoopass, with black niggers on it.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 01:41

Grandpa, what happens when I'm not around?

AWW YEE NIG

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 15:57

Are you retarded?

It's a goddam liberal lie!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 16:38

What's global warming?

I did but I eated it.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 16:53

Hey, do you happen to have a cyanide pill handy?

Write it entirely in binary instead.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 19:17

I don't want to write this essay for German, what should I do it?

Hamburgers are good.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 20:31

Are hamburgers good?

Fine, fine, I'll move along.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 19:12

You are blocking the emergency mittens release buttons. I must ask you to move in case there is a situation in which the emergancy mittens MUST be released.

Why, that is the whole point of the entire internet!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 23:06

Why did I have to click /D/? WHY!?

Because you are a pirate.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 23:23

why do I feel compelled to sail a wooden ship and attempt to steal gold?

It is like playing "Another one bites the dust" at a funeral for a loved one.

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