[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 14:40

waut 98*1

exife

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 23:59

What's an anagram for eeixf?

A British accent.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 18:47

What do I need to impress my boss?

You destroyed Toronto with a used dildo.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 20:51

Why are there 1200 messages in my inbox from the mayor of Toronto?

Calm down, there's only five of them.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 16:39

I'd like to take you up on your offer for no-strings-attached sex, but first I feel I have a right to know about those warts on your genitals?

It's like warm apple pie.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 19:57

What's warm apple pie like?

pedophilia.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 22:55

4-ch's favorite fetish?

The Godfather Part II

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 15:53

I understand you have a neuro-linguistic disability that causes you to speak only in titles of oscar-winning movies. Is this true?

He had the best of intentions.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 16:33

What could have possibly motivated him to strip down to his socks, cover himself in butter and jump into the childrens pool?

We had to put down the poor thing.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 17:07

What happened to grandma?

That's what you get for giving the president AIDS.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 18:24

Help I am Monica Lewinsky and my life went to hell fast what do I do?

Unfortunately, since both cars were stolen, you will have to leave the country and start a new life as a fish vendor

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 19:16

So what do you suggest? I got these nice cars here, do you think that I can impress my fisherman father with my success?

Uhh, no, you can't do that to your daughter.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:15

Is it okay if I throw a surprise birthday party for my daughter?

You should probably get that checked by a mechanic.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:23

OH MY GOD MY ARM MY ARM

That's not... I don't... okay, okay, fine.

864 Name: captcha skeab : 1993-09-5480 16:11

<丶｀∀´> CRASH INTO MY ASS NIDA

Well, I'm not really sure. I mean I drank the Coke, but it did taste a little off.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 16:21

So, what happened to the drinks fountain after that girl stopped lactating into the ice maker?

200,000 black mustangs

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 17:08

I need some serious horse power, what do you suggest?

WHAT THE FUCK! I THOUGHT PEOPLE HAD MORE DECENCY THAN THIS!

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 18:49

Excuse me, do you perhaps watch American Idol? I happened to miss the last episode, would you briefly...

No, dad, they're not like these Jewish ghettos in WWII!

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 20:35

I wonder if there are any cheaper sauna resorts in Germany?

Killing sea leopards with your bare hands!

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 21:52

What's going to be on next week's Mythbusters?

Rectangular Coordinates

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 23:53

There was something my friend told me never to think of during sex...

Euclidean distance metric

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5481 11:06

How shouldn't I measure distance in the dead realm of Cthulu?

I'm totally not gay, but I think I would suck his cock. But only his!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5481 21:19

Could you give a quick eulogy for my deceased father?

I did that already and the stain is still there!

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5484 02:58

Get ShamWow! Every time you use it, you'll say "WOW"!

An ice-cold mint julep and a jar of machine oil.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5484 13:58

Cool movie idea in T minus negative 11 hours, go.

Seriously, good move Skeeter.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5485 23:34

Knight takes queen's pawn. Checkmate, Bitch!

The Reptoids did it. Oh, and they told me your horrid halfbreed son says "hey."

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5486 00:07

I was having sex with my wife, and when we finished up and I went to the kitchen to get some coffee, I noticed that there was a pile of rotting meat in the fridge. What happened?

You should probably clean that glass before drinking out of it again.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5486 04:33

Were you just having sex with his wife?

Samantha Ronson is being mislead.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 07:45

Did you hear about all those lesbians who are joining militant anti-man militias?

I'm not sure if you're lecturing me on proper firearm maintenance, or if you're coming on to me.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 19:59

Hey, do you know how to clean a 9mm pistol? I do. First, you press here and the load comes out...

It's probably ripped off from Windows.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 04:14

>>879, do you want to see the bed in flames?

>>881, no, Mordeth Episode 2 is a figment of your imagination. ( ﾟ -ﾟ)

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5494 13:28

Awww man, Mordeth: Attack of the Clones was AWESOME!

Well, that'll teach you to order a "No. 2"!

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5494 14:01

What the fuck? I wanted eggrolls, not rickrolls.

It will cause the moon to shine, yes, that is how you know.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5494 15:24

How can I tell if I am loli to issho?

Save it for the country club, Thurston.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5494 23:22

I'm hoping to play the entire Daydream Nation album live in concert before I retire. What do you think of that?

It has been linked to cancer, but only in large doses. You should be fine.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5495 21:56

My mother keeps feeding me large bowls of asbestos. Will I be alright?

BUTT-FUUUUUCK!

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5495 22:36

What does dad serve mommy at night? He said there was a "special dish" she wanted...

If possible, I'd like to keep that on the down-low. And on your job.... and my cock.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 17:29

What do you think of cryogenically freezing human beings?

Your dad serves your mommy a big can of whoopass, with black niggers on it.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 01:41

Grandpa, what happens when I'm not around?

AWW YEE NIG

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 15:57

Are you retarded?

It's a goddam liberal lie!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 16:38

What's global warming?

I did but I eated it.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 16:53

Hey, do you happen to have a cyanide pill handy?

Write it entirely in binary instead.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 19:17

I don't want to write this essay for German, what should I do it?

Hamburgers are good.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 20:31

Are hamburgers good?

Fine, fine, I'll move along.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 19:12

You are blocking the emergency mittens release buttons. I must ask you to move in case there is a situation in which the emergancy mittens MUST be released.

Why, that is the whole point of the entire internet!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 23:06

Why did I have to click /D/? WHY!?

Because you are a pirate.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 23:23

why do I feel compelled to sail a wooden ship and attempt to steal gold?

It is like playing "Another one bites the dust" at a funeral for a loved one.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5510 03:55

s

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5510 08:49

What does it look like when you do strike-through on an s by itself?

rotching

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 16:32

How does Kim Jong Il say watching?

That is what happens when a Gibraltar size rock of crack gets smoked.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 22:40

What is the Matrix?

I'll do it tomorrow.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 22:51

Yesterday you told me you do it today. What happened?

Simultaneously everybody in the room falls down.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 03:57

How can I tell if the guests at my party have had enough sake-soaked Fancy Hearing Cake?

Building Gundam papercrafts. Watching Cowboy Bebop on Blu-Ray. Making love to a supermodel.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:18

What expensive and pointless activities should I be doing now?

$15.38

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:22

How much money would you pay to see Palin's pooter?

997

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:33

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

The Secret.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 18:14

What should I name my first child?

notfourchan.net

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 23:28

Know of any sites with loli guro stuff?

Queers, Jews, and queer Jews.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5513 17:51

Who runs this place anyway?

I found it under my bed.

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 05:10

DICKS!

DICKS!

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 05:37

What did >>909 have for breakfast?

Oh, I put that in a towel at the bottom of the linen closet.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 06:24

Where did all my cereal go?

With an immense boulder.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 09:32

How do I learn to swim?

Chuck Norisu

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 10:47

Who is the toughest weeaboo ever?

When we reach 1,000.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 17:27

When will we know what >>0 was for Hallowe'en?

I would pull my tongue out, cut it into little pieces and feed it to my hamster, Roy.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:32

>>914 How will you prove that you will not talk to the enemy when interrogated?

Mythrill

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:40

What's a really gay name to give my half-orc fairy character?

With your fists.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 10:06

how do I anally satisfy a woman?

Dead kittens

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 19:06

I can't think of anything better than mittens -can you?

Iranian

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 21:07

Fill in the blank: Depleted is to Uranium as Poor is to ______
challenge: make the answer be only two letters off from Uranium!

The Vigniere cypher

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 03:12

What is a great way to conceal critical information?

That is the dumbest argument in the history of people trying to use logic.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 07:33

Hey, why not be a christian? Even if you're wrong you've still lived a good and moral life, right?

No, sir, I will do no such thing!

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 17:41

could you turn off the internet for me, please?

tanasinn

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 19:10

Hey, what would you do with a sun lamp in a confessional?

derp derp derp

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 22:06

Who's Rob Schneider?

If you want fackin, ask DHG.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 22:50

>>924
Pardon me, good sir, but where might I be able to locate some fack?

>>925
You're a fucking tit if you think that.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 03:37

Did >>925 format his post correctly?

In many cases, yes, but most of the time you're going to be stuck with a surplus of pork.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 09:13

Is it possible for the common man to get a bill passed through congress?

That would result in a volatile combination.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 20:43

So what would happen if I ran into a car really, really fast?

I'm not answering that, you sick, sick, freak.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 22:07

Which mitten-sized pair of objects do you enjoy kneading the most?

Twice. Exactly twice. Well, relativistically speaking anyways. But I could have done it three times if I wanted to!

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 23:54

>>929, how many times have you been anally tentacle fucked willingly?

>>931, yes, we have paid penance

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 03:58

Haven't we paid penence to the nuguns?!

Last time, i've heard, Aleena was at the appartnmeant next to the store.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 02:01

What happened when Emily crashed into a truckload of ales?

Can questionable cause and effect occur simultaneously in one argument?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 20:10

Of course. Happens all the time.

Well, I've narrowed it down to either Ron Popiel or Aya Hirano. But I'm not sure which one.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 00:05

Who's your running mate as the Libertarian nominee for President going to be?

A hat that lets the air in.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 01:35

what should I call the invisible lightweight hat?

the tallest dwarf.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 17:48

My cousin said he was the coolest guy at Otakon, but that's like being... uh...

No, that will only happen after we reach 1,000 posts.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 18:37

Is there any hope of a loli appearing that I can be to isshou under the moon?

We haven't actually tested that. Well, as a matter we're not even sure it's a real feature.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 18:47

So, lolibot 2000 has a working vagina. Is it tight enough for my micropenis?

You should recompile your life with the --DQN switch.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 18:09

I tried to get a loli to follow me home, but she called the cops - what do I do?

Yes, yes - this will make excellent barfs.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 23:16

I ate a mushroom pizza, and I am drinking several cans of cheap beer. Will anything good ever happen to me?

That is because the guy from Honda that built ASIMO is also built the lolibot 2001.

941 Name: ヾ("＠⌒▽⌒＠)ノ : 1993-09-5530 06:45

Beck said he was going to shoot a music video featuring lolibots. Why?

Well, boys think drills are romantic and stuff.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 13:16

Why did Matt drillfist me?

BECAUSE I SAID SO

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 13:23

Why do I need to do homework for this class that is about dead faggot poets that are insecure about their lives?

It is called The Mantle Project.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 22:50

We should create the ultimate time-traveling cybernetic superbeing that (or who, it's been debated whether it should even be called a person) will in the future become both >>997-san and just somebody who will ask a question and provide an answer to a question that hasn't been asked yet.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 22:52

Try the Konami code, it might actually work.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5534 01:07

There is a girl cosplaying as a video game character. How do I get her to have sex with me?

It feels like posting in the "The previous poster is a nerd" thread.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5534 02:29

What does it feel like to have sex with your little sister?

You can have the club sandwich, but room service and $10,000 hookers are out of the question.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 01:14

I'm an ordinary gambler. What can I get for free?

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 01:32

What did Johnny Mnemonic say to the bellboy?

A bit like butt-fucking Oprah while singing to the depths of Mordor.

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