Who runs this place anyway?
I found it under my bed.
DICKS!
DICKS!
What did >>909 have for breakfast?
Oh, I put that in a towel at the bottom of the linen closet.
Where did all my cereal go?
With an immense boulder.
How do I learn to swim?
Chuck Norisu
Who is the toughest weeaboo ever?
When we reach 1,000.
When will we know what >>0 was for Hallowe'en?
I would pull my tongue out, cut it into little pieces and feed it to my hamster, Roy.
>>914 How will you prove that you will not talk to the enemy when interrogated?
Mythrill
What's a really gay name to give my half-orc fairy character?
With your fists.
how do I anally satisfy a woman?
Dead kittens
I can't think of anything better than mittens -can you?
Iranian
Fill in the blank: Depleted is to Uranium as Poor is to ______
challenge: make the answer be only two letters off from Uranium!
The Vigniere cypher
What is a great way to conceal critical information?
That is the dumbest argument in the history of people trying to use logic.
Hey, why not be a christian? Even if you're wrong you've still lived a good and moral life, right?
No, sir, I will do no such thing!
could you turn off the internet for me, please?
tanasinn
Hey, what would you do with a sun lamp in a confessional?
derp derp derp
Who's Rob Schneider?
If you want fackin, ask DHG.
Did >>925 format his post correctly?
In many cases, yes, but most of the time you're going to be stuck with a surplus of pork.
Is it possible for the common man to get a bill passed through congress?
That would result in a volatile combination.
So what would happen if I ran into a car really, really fast?
I'm not answering that, you sick, sick, freak.
Which mitten-sized pair of objects do you enjoy kneading the most?
Twice. Exactly twice. Well, relativistically speaking anyways. But I could have done it three times if I wanted to!
Haven't we paid penence to the nuguns?!
Last time, i've heard, Aleena was at the appartnmeant next to the store.
What happened when Emily crashed into a truckload of ales?
Can questionable cause and effect occur simultaneously in one argument?
Of course. Happens all the time.
Well, I've narrowed it down to either Ron Popiel or Aya Hirano. But I'm not sure which one.
Who's your running mate as the Libertarian nominee for President going to be?
A hat that lets the air in.
what should I call the invisible lightweight hat?
the tallest dwarf.
My cousin said he was the coolest guy at Otakon, but that's like being... uh...
No, that will only happen after we reach 1,000 posts.
Is there any hope of a loli appearing that I can be to isshou under the moon?
We haven't actually tested that. Well, as a matter we're not even sure it's a real feature.
So, lolibot 2000 has a working vagina. Is it tight enough for my micropenis?
You should recompile your life with the --DQN switch.
I tried to get a loli to follow me home, but she called the cops - what do I do?
Yes, yes - this will make excellent barfs.
I ate a mushroom pizza, and I am drinking several cans of cheap beer. Will anything good ever happen to me?
That is because the guy from Honda that built ASIMO is also built the lolibot 2001.
Beck said he was going to shoot a music video featuring lolibots. Why?
Well, boys think drills are romantic and stuff.
Why did Matt drillfist me?
BECAUSE I SAID SO
Why do I need to do homework for this class that is about dead faggot poets that are insecure about their lives?
It is called The Mantle Project.
We should create the ultimate time-traveling cybernetic superbeing that (or who, it's been debated whether it should even be called a person) will in the future become both >>997-san and just somebody who will ask a question and provide an answer to a question that hasn't been asked yet.
There is a girl cosplaying as a video game character. How do I get her to have sex with me?
It feels like posting in the "The previous poster is a nerd" thread.
What does it feel like to have sex with your little sister?
You can have the club sandwich, but room service and $10,000 hookers are out of the question.
I'm an ordinary gambler. What can I get for free?
What did Johnny Mnemonic say to the bellboy?
A bit like butt-fucking Oprah while singing to the depths of Mordor.
What is playing WoW like after you hit level 70?
Three pounds of flax.
Hail Eris?
Rock of Love Charm School does.
Does anybody want to take my extra leg from me? It's a bother to have 9.
You should get better speaker.
OH GOD! MY COMPUTER IS MELTING! AND MAKING THESE HORRIBLE NOISES!!! WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!?
don't ask stupid questions.
I still don't understand this Discordianism shit. Who is Eris, why is she such a bitch, and what does she want with my pineal gland?
You were born to do this, and by 'born' I mean expertly raffled and hand-picked by a senile old Japanese man.
why we live?
i don't even understand what you said :p
Why not won't you not not die?
Because >>955 is just wearing a panda suit to sway the ladies. I know better, though.
Oh man, why do I have a huge, painful erection all of a sudden?
Your Signal to Noise ratio is crap; that's why your mother disowned you.
Missiles passed the third defensive line, and hit a chick in ther boobs. WTF?
The other Toaplan games.
why are you a dick?
OMGWTFBBQ
LOL WUT?
I happen to like soy sauce on my omelet dammit!
and why would we care if a 7 liter bottle of soy sauce is discounted 7%?
that's what your mother said after last night.
( ゚ ヮ゚) mittens!
they need to do way instain mother
What kinds of stupid posts make me want to go back to SAoVQ?
This.
Where is the best place to puke?
Your post.
This is the third time you've stopped me today. What do you want from me?
Science!
What did she blind me with?
Sue me, cocksucker.
Good sir, what do you say to these charges placed against you accusing you of serving poo during your tenure as apprentice chef at the popular Rei's Diner establishment?
Don't come near my daughter!
I need a cum dumpster who is nearby?
It is what happens when China supports intellectual property.
If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Speak english please - not moonspeak.
yaranaika?
Baneus Singollo wanted me to suck his cock. That's why I kicked him out. :|
Where did my parrot go?
Why don't you take the rest of the afternoon off and get yourself some help?
I think this gaping chest wound is scaring the customers away. Should I try to plug it with a wad of tissue or something?
It costs one million dollars.
How much did you spend on that hooker, bro?
You happened to have guessed what was on my mind, but contrary to belief it cannot be solved by one dick alone.
I am a lousy singer. What must I do to become a star?
Space is the final frontier, that is the frontier 1 or 2 lines before it.
I really hope Macross Frontier is the last one ever, that shit sucked.
Even that can be solved with a little love.
Help, you're the only person I can come to. I just raped this cute girl and she's in my bedroom, I have no idea what to do, it was my hormones raging. I didn't even want to do it, I wish it never happened. I need advice, also don't tell me to rape her again.
that was not a question why did you ask it
That wasn't not an un-question, or was it?.
Add larger amounts of the two, stir generously, then sing the Lucky Star theme song.
Should I put weed or shrooms in this melted chocolate?
As long as it's legs can reach the floor, it'll be fine.
I am about to drop my six-week old infant from the top balcony of the entrance hall in my palace interior. Is this alright?
Syphillis and Gonorrhea.
What were those cities that God destroyed in the Bible again because of homosexuality? They started with "S" and "G" right?
What you need to do is unplug the computer, open it up, and take the fan out (it should be pretty obvious where it is). Then close it back up and turn the computer back on again. Your computer should now function normally.
Note: we cannot be held legally responsible by any damage caused by following our instructions. For educational purposes only.
OK. As per your instructions, I have the Marijuana seedlings resting on the motherboard, the water cooling system has been rerouted to the soil, and the ventilation fan and growing lights are firmly attached to the top of the chassis. However, now my computer won't boot. What do I do?
Kick, push, kick, push, kick, push, kick, push, coast.
I just discovered that my R-34 Skyline GT-R is not working like the car magazine said it would . What do I do now?
An alternative to Wuthering Heights in semaphore.
What was the deal with that Pokemon seizure episode?
Drink Coke, play again
I just finished The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess for the first time. What should I do now?
Flee to the UK, things are better there.
I am a tea lover but I feel opressed by American culture, what should I do?
Pictures of sweaty muscular abs.
So which of my stalker photos of schoolgirls were the best?
Only if >>999´s answer will find his question.
If 42 is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, what question should I have been asking?
That event was clearly an example of a time paradox.
Why was Bush declared the winner before the votes were counted?
Just blow on it, or clean it with windex.
My Computer is refusing to read my animu discs halp?
A device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.
When will this thread disappear?
Smooth and mellow, with a pleasantly woodsy aftertaste.
?
No, those people are monsters. What got done in the name of science, it’s very frightening.
There are some mormons at my door. SHould I answer it?
lol no
Did I 999GET yet?
Only with the most tender love.
How will this thread end?
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