[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 02:19

Why not won't you not not die?

Because >>955 is just wearing a panda suit to sway the ladies. I know better, though.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 12:23

Oh man, why do I have a huge, painful erection all of a sudden?

Your Signal to Noise ratio is crap; that's why your mother disowned you.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 23:00

>>957, why did mother leave, though?

>>959, A LARGE QUANTITY OF MILK WAS SCATTERED IN SPITE OF THE THIRD!

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 01:15

Missiles passed the third defensive line, and hit a chick in ther boobs. WTF?

The other Toaplan games.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 08:12

why are you a dick?

OMGWTFBBQ

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 12:51

LOL WUT?

I happen to like soy sauce on my omelet dammit!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 14:17

and why would we care if a 7 liter bottle of soy sauce is discounted 7%?

that's what your mother said after last night.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 14:43

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) mittens!

they need to do way instain mother

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 17:31

What kinds of stupid posts make me want to go back to SAoVQ?

This.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 00:14

Where is the best place to puke?

Your post.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 01:56

This is the third time you've stopped me today. What do you want from me?

Science!

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 04:28

What did she blind me with?

Sue me, cocksucker.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 05:09

Good sir, what do you say to these charges placed against you accusing you of serving poo during your tenure as apprentice chef at the popular Rei's Diner establishment?

Don't come near my daughter!

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 11:59

I need a cum dumpster who is nearby?

It is what happens when China supports intellectual property.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 12:47

If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Speak english please - not moonspeak.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 20:16

yaranaika?

Baneus Singollo wanted me to suck his cock. That's why I kicked him out. :|

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 23:54

Where did my parrot go?

Why don't you take the rest of the afternoon off and get yourself some help?

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5540 14:10

I think this gaping chest wound is scaring the customers away. Should I try to plug it with a wad of tissue or something?

It costs one million dollars.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5541 07:41

How much did you spend on that hooker, bro?

You happened to have guessed what was on my mind, but contrary to belief it cannot be solved by one dick alone.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5541 17:37

>>974, what did you do for Hallowe'en?

>>976, use a low-pass filter.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 00:50

I am a lousy singer. What must I do to become a star?

Space is the final frontier, that is the frontier 1 or 2 lines before it.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 02:45

I really hope Macross Frontier is the last one ever, that shit sucked.

Even that can be solved with a little love.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 05:35

Help, you're the only person I can come to. I just raped this cute girl and she's in my bedroom, I have no idea what to do, it was my hormones raging. I didn't even want to do it, I wish it never happened. I need advice, also don't tell me to rape her again.

that was not a question why did you ask it

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 07:57

That wasn't not an un-question, or was it?.

Add larger amounts of the two, stir generously, then sing the Lucky Star theme song.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 14:03

Should I put weed or shrooms in this melted chocolate?

As long as it's legs can reach the floor, it'll be fine.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 14:21

I am about to drop my six-week old infant from the top balcony of the entrance hall in my palace interior. Is this alright?

Syphillis and Gonorrhea.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 18:11

What were those cities that God destroyed in the Bible again because of homosexuality? They started with "S" and "G" right?

What you need to do is unplug the computer, open it up, and take the fan out (it should be pretty obvious where it is). Then close it back up and turn the computer back on again. Your computer should now function normally.

Note: we cannot be held legally responsible by any damage caused by following our instructions. For educational purposes only.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 05:54

OK. As per your instructions, I have the Marijuana seedlings resting on the motherboard, the water cooling system has been rerouted to the soil, and the ventilation fan and growing lights are firmly attached to the top of the chassis. However, now my computer won't boot. What do I do?

Kick, push, kick, push, kick, push, kick, push, coast.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 13:46

I just discovered that my R-34 Skyline GT-R is not working like the car magazine said it would . What do I do now?

An alternative to Wuthering Heights in semaphore.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 16:49

What was the deal with that Pokemon seizure episode?

Drink Coke, play again

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 17:34

I just finished The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess for the first time. What should I do now?

Flee to the UK, things are better there.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 19:52

I am a tea lover but I feel opressed by American culture, what should I do?

Pictures of sweaty muscular abs.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 20:06

So which of my stalker photos of schoolgirls were the best?

Only if >>999´s answer will find his question.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 02:18

If 42 is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, what question should I have been asking?

That event was clearly an example of a time paradox.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 15:59

Why was Bush declared the winner before the votes were counted?

Just blow on it, or clean it with windex.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:32

My Computer is refusing to read my animu discs halp?

A device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 17:47

What are mittens?

Not until Friday.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 20:51

When will this thread disappear?

Smooth and mellow, with a pleasantly woodsy aftertaste.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 21:02

>>993, I hear you are a connoisseur of fine, edible tables. Tell me, what does an elaborate, ornate oak table taste like after maturing for 140 years?

>>1000

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 22:04

          ​‌‍‎‏?

No, those people are monsters. What got done in the name of science, it’s very frightening.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:34

There are some mormons at my door. SHould I answer it?

lol no

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:34

Did I 999GET yet?

Only with the most tender love.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:35

How will this thread end?

THIS IS THE MEANING OF LIFE

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:35

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