New rules, as stated below: (43)

1 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5186 18:43

New affiliates will find their memberships to be probationary*, and will be restricted to replies only, they will not be able to post new threads until the probationary period is over.

Affiliates can find themselves banned for any of the following:
-Ban evasions
-Posting /b/ style posts such as excessive posting about male genitalia (The Elitist Superstructure will have agents monitoring this) and overused catchphrases (such as All your base are belong to us or Lisa needs braces!/Dental plan! or flatten, and re-install)
-Impersonating me
-Stealing from the lounge
-Posting about Densha Otoko

More information will be posted as it is approved by the Elitist Superstructure.
*Probationary affiliates pay only half the normal affiliate dues**, due to only being able to use some services available to Superstructure affiliates.

** Please make dues payable to squeeks, myself, or clonepa.

2 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5186 20:25

>>1-999 are banned.
Lisa needs a penis dental plan!
I am modd!withtripcode, the one and only
I stole that lamp that was in the lounge
-got on a train
-saw a pretty girl
-drunk old guy harrassed her
-decked him
-she gave me her number
-should I pursue this?

3 Name: TripcodeExplode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5187 09:15

I like your stance on these very important issues. You have my vote this coming election, good sir.

4 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5187 09:55

All affiliates must always present appropriate respect for the General.

5 Name: MODD!bTjfiKw9HQ : 1993-09-5187 13:28

>>1,2,4 Are all banned for impersonating me.
>>3 is banned for agreeing to fake rules.

6 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5187 13:38

>>2 and >>4 are banned for impersonating me.
>>5 is banned for attempting impersonation.
>>3 is put on probation for suggesting open elections.

7 Name: MODD!bTjfiKw9HQ : 1993-09-5187 13:41

>>6 is banned for attempting probation

8 Name: MODD!l7CM4rKAW6 : 1993-09-5187 13:48

1-7 are banned because I love abusing my authority.

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 13:57

>>7 is banned for attempting to ban me for attempting probation.
>>8 is put on probation for posting.

10 Name: MOTT!EOKAMA75e2 : 1993-09-5187 14:31

Hey MODD, did anything important happen while I was in Mexico?

11 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5187 15:00

Well, we banned MOOD.

12 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5187 15:08

>>10
The Elitist Superstructure acquired Mexico, and it's inhabitants. You have been re-assigned to the the slave class.

13 Name: MODD!.Gy0ZUx922 : 1993-09-5187 15:47

And renamed it to Mootxico.

14 Name: MODD!l7CM4rKAW6 : 1993-09-5187 16:23

>>9 is banned for putting me on probation.

15 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5187 17:04

>>14 is banned for banning >>9

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 18:08

Somehow, all this banning concerns me in the way that we will never be able to get any new people to join the fun at DQN, since they are all banned for some rule infringement.

We need more than 6 people to keep this board alive, what if one of us goes away? Then we will be down to 5 and in a worse state for activity then before.

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 18:47

Then MODD just picks someone to not ban, and we continue as usual.

18 Name: MODD!pjSOe4EC7c : 1993-09-5187 19:28

>>17 is banned for telling us MODDs how to do our jobs.

19 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5187 23:25

( ´ω`) ITT: We are impersonating Grandpa(me).

20 Name: MODD!bTjfiKw9HQ : 1993-09-5188 09:48

>>19 Is banned for impersonating Grandpa.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5188 13:06

I JUST LUV U ALL <3

22 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5188 15:44

>>21 is banned for misspelling "love".

23 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5188 16:42

>>22 is banned and I won't give him the pleasure of knowing the reason.
So are >>12-13.

24 Name: MODD!pjSOe4EC7c : 1993-09-5188 16:53

>>23 is banned for banning people whose posts have already scrolled off the front page.

25 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 02:04

GB2/Mootxico

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 02:39

I detect much Modd!faggotry in this thread, Captain!

27 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5195 07:53

>>26 is banned for being a gigantic faggot.

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 10:21

Crap; ass.

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 12:48

（　・ω・）You called?

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 22:43

>>30 is banned for attempting to ban himself

31 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5196 06:45

>>30 is banned for not posting as a MODD

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6698 06:40

;_;

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6698 13:12

>>32
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT !? щ(`Д´щ)

34 Name: MOOD!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-6698 15:05

>>33 is banned for not purchasing a 4-ch Gold Account(tm)

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6698 16:10

Densha Otoko? Forbidden? Not KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

36 Name: MODD!/kYaUTGETs : 1993-09-6714 18:32

>>35 is banned for buying books about forums.

37 Name: MODD!HLjLobjDl2 : 1993-09-6714 18:41

>>1-37 are banned fo-

38 Name: MODD!YOga4YBnI2 : 1993-09-6714 19:15

>>36 is banned for being in love with a bird.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 13:12

>>38 is banned because "bird" is the word.

40 Name: MODD!HLjLobjDl2 : 1993-09-6715 15:05

>>39 is BANNED(lol) for not being MODD!withtripcode

41 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-7258 11:58

>>40 is assigned banned status for not using the correct tripcode when impersonating MODD.

42 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-8445 17:43

>>41 is attempted for banning probation.

43 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-9240 10:55

>>42 is banned for modd abuse.

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