【Pregnant】ITT we kick in the stomach of our poster before us. 【Abortion】 (30)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 22:10

>>0 I kick in your pregnancy until you caugh out fetus.

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2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 00:02

I swing into >>1's ovaries with extreme prejudice
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3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 00:33

I trample the rights of >>2's unborn child by allowing abortion laws to pass, destroying them utterly.

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 02:06

I attach a powerful vacuum to >>3, drawing the fetus into the impeller, and reducing it to gardening mulch.

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 07:17

>>4 junior wouldn't have been viable anyhow; my stone-shattering ultimate fist technique can hardly make things any worse.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 07:24

I spike >>5's Arizona Green Tea with the morning after pill. Take that!

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 07:50

I open a door and hit >>6 in the stomach.

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 17:46

I assure >>7 that it's safe for pregnant people to use trampolines.

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5197 02:41

I run over >>8 with a steamroller, murdering them AND their unborn child.

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5197 15:59

I take >>9 to a drum n bass gig. Some people slip over on the dancefloor with a puzzled expression.

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 01:11

I shoot a powerful laser through the belly of >>10.

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 05:02

I tase sis >>11

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 15:32

I expose >>12 to insane levels of radiation.

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 18:11

I perform an aerial Dragon Punch on >>13

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 01:19

I put a crack pipe in >>14's mouth, and force >>14 to smoke a rock.

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 02:34

>>15 HADOKUEN!

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 02:48

>>16 FALCON PUNCH!

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 03:27

I force feed >>17 thalidomide.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 20:18

I eat >>1-18's spawn

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 18:15

>>19 I sabotage electrical wiring, causing major electrical shocks to anyone near any electrical device. This causes muscles to involuntary crush the baby and squeeze it out.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 12:21

SPLAT

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 13:37

I hack the bidet of >>21 so that when she uses the vaginal wash mode, the intense pressure displaces the fetus with water. The automatic flush is also hacked so that the moment the fetus falls into the water, it is flushed away so that there is no chance of recovering it. The fake sound princess I installed ensures that nobody nearby notices what is happening.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 19:56

>>22 was too busy hacking to notice I've already abortion-kicked him in the stomach.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 02:03

I put a sedative in >>23's drink 15 minutes ago, and now >>23 is knocked out. I crushed >>23's pregnant belly with an anvil.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 21:25

I bludgeon >>24's stomach with the fetuses belonging to all the previous posters until it's dead and an abortion is induced.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 03:06

I build and launch guided missiles that automatically target pregnant bellies. I just launched a missile at >>24.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 14:33

I take >>25 and >>26 in each hand, then turn them upside down and bash them together until their fetuses fall out of their mouths.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 20:07

I point a flamethrower at >>27's belly until so much flesh is burned off that the fetus just falls out.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 21:27

/me kicks >>28 in the stomach and >>28 goes, like, "Ack" and then he adds, "Argh! Puff! Ooooh! Stop it! Aieee! Stop! I beg you!" and /me's like, "He-he! Oops, got me fist lodged in your stomach" and >>28 is totally, "Call the ambulance!!"
And then /me obliges.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 23:14

I hired a ninja to target >>28. I replaced all of his weapons with modified coat hangers.

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