>>0 I kick in your pregnancy until you caugh out fetus.

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I eat >>1-18's spawn

>>19 I sabotage electrical wiring, causing major electrical shocks to anyone near any electrical device. This causes muscles to involuntary crush the baby and squeeze it out.

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I hack the bidet of >>21 so that when she uses the vaginal wash mode, the intense pressure displaces the fetus with water. The automatic flush is also hacked so that the moment the fetus falls into the water, it is flushed away so that there is no chance of recovering it. The fake sound princess I installed ensures that nobody nearby notices what is happening.

>>22 was too busy hacking to notice I've already abortion-kicked him in the stomach.

I put a sedative in >>23's drink 15 minutes ago, and now >>23 is knocked out. I crushed >>23's pregnant belly with an anvil.

I bludgeon >>24's stomach with the fetuses belonging to all the previous posters until it's dead and an abortion is induced.

I build and launch guided missiles that automatically target pregnant bellies. I just launched a missile at >>24.

I take >>25 and >>26 in each hand, then turn them upside down and bash them together until their fetuses fall out of their mouths.

I point a flamethrower at >>27's belly until so much flesh is burned off that the fetus just falls out.

/me kicks >>28 in the stomach and >>28 goes, like, "Ack" and then he adds, "Argh! Puff! Ooooh! Stop it! Aieee! Stop! I beg you!" and /me's like, "He-he! Oops, got me fist lodged in your stomach" and >>28 is totally, "Call the ambulance!!"
And then /me obliges.

I hired a ninja to target >>28. I replaced all of his weapons with modified coat hangers.