ITT Am I the only one posting right now? (64)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 12:44

Am I alone?
Hello?

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 12:50

I guess I am...
Oh well...

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 20:09

doo de doo doo...

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 20:12

It's just me here, posting in an empty forum.

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 20:13

Sigh.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 20:29

Srsly, I thought there was supposed to be five other posters on DQN.

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 20:35

No, there were six posters, but winter left. so, other than me and you, there are only three others, filling the gaps and holding down the fort as best as we can until reinforcements arrive.

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 20:39

I should stop talking to myself like this... it's time to stop pretending, I'm the only one left.

9 Name: （*ಠ_ಠ*) : 1993-09-5214 21:19

Yes, you should. Also, you have lupus.

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 21:29

What the heck I don't remember posting any of this, I guess this means there are 2 posters on DQN, this guy, and me. So what's up other poster, and how's life?

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 21:41

Don't be shy now...

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 21:46

Hey you forgot about me!

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 23:03

Uh... Hi?

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 23:32

Man I'm getting bored of posting as if I were some one different every time.

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5215 00:16

What's even worse is that I made all these threads myself.

I need a better hobby.

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5215 00:48

Is anyone out there?

HELLOOOOOOOOO

Why? Why is there nobody here?!

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5215 00:50

I guess I have to face facts... I'm the only one left on this website, or maybe even the Internet.

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5215 01:06

Maybe the Internet doesn't exist...it's all just an off-line entity, specific to my computer, created by me! The product of years of lonely madness!

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5215 02:47

Nope that's just the anime talking

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 23:42

Posting by myself all day is hard work.

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 23:53

Okay, I bumped two other threads. Hopefully that'll attract someone else in here.

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 00:58

Hmm, that's an unfamiliar thing in the CTRL+V thread...

...no, no wait... I was talking to myself on IRC and looked that up.

23 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5219 02:20

Talking to yourself is a sign of insanity, you know.

24 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5219 04:46

Yes, yes I am.

25 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5219 17:43

you are never alone when you have dissociative identity disorder or paranoid schizophrenia

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5219 18:26

All of 4-ch is actually just me, Squeeks posting over and over again, and the IRC channel? Also all me. That's right, me, you are the only one posting, get used to it.

27 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5219 18:36

But if I have a split personality, does that mean there are two distinct identities on this board?

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5219 18:39

There are many identities of me, Squeeks, but I am still the only poster.

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5219 18:40

There are many identities of me, Squeeks, but I am still the only poster.

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5219 22:28

Ah-ha! Not true! I just found this board so obviously I'm a different poster, and that means that thMY NAME IS SQUEEKS AND WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5219 23:06

I should really put the old background up again, this new one seems to bring out the retarded 4-channer side of me. I thought I got over 4-chan TWO WHOLE YEARS AGO when it, you know, turned stupid and everyone over the age of 15 stopped going there, but apparently not. I'll have to work on that. ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Self improvement!

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 12:12

So I got my finals done today and they were killer. I want to make love and listen to death from above now.

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 14:49

After I ate my bacon botty, I downed a pint of lager and made my way to work.

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 21:15

We are all Kosh.

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 21:23

I'm not.

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 13:19

>>35 is a panda.

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 14:48

Pandaism is the true way of life

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 16:42

Solipsism is the essence of DQN. I am me and you are me, and we are the Four Who Are One.

39 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 01:20

WE ARE SPARTINS

40 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 01:29

woah there is another person posting because I didn't post those messages in the forms "intellectuals" and "my name is squeeks [III]". HI PERSON! HOW ARE YOU DOING!?

41 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 05:20

haha...I need to stop lying to myself...I posted those...

42 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 10:01

>>41 is a lying panda.

43 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 11:20

Who's this other guy who keeps talking about pandas?!?

44 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 12:55

I mean, it can't be me talking about... because I would never talk about... you know... um, I would never even mention pand... er, I mean I don't even think about furry black and white mammals with those cute black patches around their eyes and ears and that oh-so-kawaii sitting posture and... Oh alright. It's just me posting... Sorry, >>41 panda-san

45 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5227 21:49

Hi, I just found DQN. Is this bord dead? Thx.

46 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5228 12:33

>>45
Yes, you killed it.

47 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5228 12:57

>>46 is http://www.columbia.edu/~aat26/stuff/panda.jpg

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 12:08

Yes, yes I am.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 23:55

Sure is nice not having to worry about socializing in a message board.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5963 18:37

>>49

Hi!

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5963 20:18

I only post in the Clonepa thread.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 18:13

I know I am.

I KNOW I AM!

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 01:01

I'm so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 20:55

DQN is dying.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 05:05

I am eating a candy cane. At this moment. But I just put the last part in my mouth!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 05:06

nvm I'm done now.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 18:47

Nobody's here, I can take off my clothes now

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 23:35

I've thought multiple times about taking this lousy book and just throwing it out on the street.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 04:15

I like responding to my own posts. Its fun!

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 21:07

Sometimes I dance in DQN. Today is not one of those times.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 13:52

Yesterday I was on at the same time as someone else.

I thought about saying something about that at the time but I didn't.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 18:05

>>61
How could you be sure it wasn't you?

How could you be sure it wasn't me!?

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 18:49

I get a fuzzy feeling when someone posts here at the same time as me

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 01:39

I feel like someone's watching me...

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