DO U NO WTA I MEEN?
KNOW
wtf dudez
no i dunnut knuw what u menaaaa
dnot werry aboot speeling
bcus its winert
trund te gon n himsrlgrghpthbbbt
he gfuys whsoulsly yuo shuold type liek this moer often, d00dz. i cat'n get thsi huge cock otu of my muoth
wut
(´^ิω＾ิ) Durrr, I like this thread.
anywasy, >>1, pelase litsen to me its not relay relatde 2 tihs theard, but haer me otu anyawys.
i wetn to yoshinyoa a wile ago; u no, yoshinaoy?
well anywasy tehre wuz an INSEAN numebr of pplz teher & i culdnt get in.
den i lookde at the banenr hagnign frum da cliieing and it hda "105 yne off" wrtiten on it.
oh, the stpidutiy. doze idiotes.
u, dunt cum to yosishnoya just cuz is 1150 yne off, floo!
itss olny 105 yne, 1-5-0 YNE 4 crnyin out lodu.
threrer envenn enirte famileis here. famliy of 4, all out 4 sum yoishinya, huh? how fucknig niec LOL.
"alrihgt, daddy's gunna odrer teh extera-lagre." GOD I CANT BARE TO WTACH. U PPLZ, I GVE YOU 1005 YNE IF U GETA OUT OF DOZE SETAS. OMG ROFL.
yosinoya shood be a bluddy palce.
dat tnese atmosehper, wear 2 guyz on oppstoite sieds of teh U-sahped tabek can satrt a fihgt at any tiem, teh STAB-OR-BE-SATABED MENATLITY, dats wuts gr8 abut dis plaec.
wimmin & chilreidn shuld scewr off and saty hoem.
anywaz i wuz abut to strat eatnig & den dis ASSTURD besize me he goes "exrta-lareg, wid exrta suace."
who in teh wdlor oderers erxta sauze nowaysdaz, u moron.
i wnat 2 ask him. "do u RLY WNAT 2 ETA IT WID EXTAR SUACE."
i wtna 2 intrerog8 him. i want 2 intreg8 him 4 ruohgly an our.
r u shur u dunt just wnat 2 tyr saynig "EXART SUACE"?!??
cuming form a yoshinayo vetarn such as myslef, teh lastet ternd anomg us vtes is teh ertxa gren onoin. dats rihgt, exrat geren oonoin. dis iz teh vets wya of eatnig.
eratx gnere onino menas moar geren onionon dan suace. but on teg orther hdna teh priec is a tad hieer dis is teh KYE. cuz den, its DELICSUOOUS. tihs is unebateable. butt,, if u ordre dis tehn teerhe is dnager dat ull be mraked by teh emploeseys frum nxet tiem on so its a duobel-ejjed sowrd. i cant reccomedn it 2 amatueers.
waht tihs ala rly menas, thoguh, is dat u, >>1, shud just stikc wid toayds specail.
Could I please have a cheeseburger?
MYA I
U NED SAYS MYA I
MAY I please have a cheeseburger, faggot?
I find it ridiculous that you would have escorted him to the public bar!
ala yuor beas ar bleong to uz
( ´ω`) I think I'll die finally.
[+o,_o} guis hay
myename iz MRS BUPMTHREDER ann I wael bmup ani therd suhch bee hao eye weer kald an sluht
>>20
l0l u tk him 2da bar|?
As eye driimyd owt wone ivenyng
Bi a river of dyskontent
I bumped strayt ynto oyld Tom Paine
As runnyng down the roud hi went
Hi sayd, "Eye kant stop riit now, chayld,
Kyng Jeorj is after mi
Hiid haav a rope aroynd my trot
And hang mi on the Lybearti Trii"
But Eye will dans to Tom Paine's bones
Dans to Tom Paine's bones
Dans in the oldest boots Eye own
To the reeytim of Tom Paine's bones
Eye will dans to Tom Paine's bones
Dans to Tom Paine's bones
Dans in the oldest boots Eye own
To the reeytim of Tom Paine's bones
"Eye ownlii talkyt abowt Friidom
And justis for everii one
But syns te verii fyrst word Eye spoke
Eve've been looking down te baroll of a gon
Tey say I preyched rayvolushin
Let mi say in mi difens
Tat all Eye dyd wear ever Eye went
Was to talk a lot of Commun Cents"
Olyd Tom Paine he ran so fast
He left mi standyng styl
Ann teare Eye was, a peas of paper in mi hand
Standyng at te top of te hyll
It sed, "Thys is te Aej Of Riisun
Thyse are The Rytes Of Man
Kik off riilygyn and monarchi"
It was written teare in Tom Paine's plan
Olyd Tom Paine, teare he lyes
Noebodii layfs and noebodii cryes
Weare hii's gowne or how hii fares
Noebodii noes and noebodii cares
But Eye will dans to Tom Paine's bones
Dans to Tom Paine's bones
Dans in the oldest boots Eye own
To the reeytim of Tom Paine's bones
Eye will dans to Tom Paine's bones
Dans to Tom Paine's bones
Dans in the oldest boots Eye own
To the reeytim of Tom Paine's bones
yu gays our ol' idorts , eye'm a tru genuiouse