( ・ω・) Fatpa returns! [ok] (70)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5226 14:13

( ・ ω・) Heh what, upo

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5226 18:08

(　 ・　 ω　・) I am portly, and maroon.

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5226 18:47

(　J ・　 ω　・)I require more features to differentiate me from other more acceptable characters.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 01:41

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 01:50

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No, this isn't a character thread, but that's OK. We all make mistakes sometimes. I like mittens.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 07:11

(　　　 ・　　 ω　　　・) huff huff...had to...get up today...too much work...

(・∀・) .. Oh, I get it. The joke is that he gets fatter and fatter each time you post him.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 13:16

(　　 　 ・　　 ω　　　・ ) I was having a great time dancing, until the CD at the radio station skipped.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 14:06

(　　 　 　 ˃　　　 ω　　　˂　) Uh oh, my gut's a-rumblin'

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 01:01

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 _ 　 ∩

    (　　 　 　 .　　　 ω　　　.　) Much better.

　　　　　　　⊂　 ⊂彡
　　　　　　( つ ﾉ
　　　　　　 ( ノ
　　　　　＼　　　　　　☆
　　　　　　　　　　　　　|　　　　　☆
　　　　　　　　　　(⌒ ⌒ヽ　　　/
　　　　＼　　（`⌒　　⌒　　⌒ヾ　　　／
　　　　　 （'⌒　;　⌒　　　::⌒　　）
　　　　　（`　　　　　）　　　　　:::　）　／
　　☆─　（⌒;:　　　　::⌒）　:;　　）
　　　　　（⌒::　　　::　　　　　::⌒　）
　　 　／　（　　　　ゝ　　ヾ　丶　　ソ　─

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 01:06

( ・ω・) Hi there. My name is Clonepa.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 01:54

DIEFATSOｳｾﾞ━━━━ヽ( `皿´ )ﾉ━━━━!!

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 02:12

　　　　　(⌒ ⌒ヽ　　　　
　　（`⌒　　⌒　　⌒ヾ　　　　
　（'⌒　;　⌒　　　::⌒　　）
（`　　　　　）　　　　　:::　）　　
　（⌒;:　　　　::⌒）　:;　　）
（⌒::　　　::　　　　　::⌒　）
　（　　　　( ・ω・)　　Somebody here been eating beans?

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 04:14

(・∀・) Clonepa, when did you get an afro?

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 05:15

　　　　　(⌒ ⌒ヽ　　　　
　　（`⌒　　⌒　　⌒ヾ　　　　
　（'⌒　;　⌒　　　::⌒　　）
（`　　　　　）　　　　　:::　）　　
　（⌒;:　　　　::⌒）　:;　　）
（⌒::　　　::　　　　　::⌒　）
　（　　　　( ・ω・)　　The radiation seems to have mutated my hair. Or something, I don't know science.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 08:17

(　　 　 　　 .　　　　 ω　　　　.　　) That was a fart which spontaneously transformed into an afro via Badart's law of ASCII uncertainty.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 23:55

(　　 　 　　 .　　　　 ω-　　　　.　　) well, time for a smoke. Please light it for me, since my fingers are so fat, a lighter will be absorbed into my fat rolls.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 00:59

( ´ω`)っ-̾ Smoking is bad for you, fatass.

(　　　 　 　　 .　　　　 ω-　　　　.　　) But you're smoking, and you're old.

( ´ω`)っ-̾ But at least I'm not fat.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:09

　　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　／　 ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼　＜Hey there Fatpa!
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　　　＼　　　　 ／
　　　　（＿_）＿）

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:19

(　　 　 　　 .　　　　　 ω-　　　　　.　　　) Hey there sonny. I see you've lost weight.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:38

　　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　／　 ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼　＜But I thought you were blind!
　　 （　　　　　　　）
　　　＼　　　　 ／
　　　　（＿_）＿）

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:51

( ・ω・) I'm only joking, it's me, Clonepa. Haha, fooled you.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 03:39

　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　／　 ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼　＜Oh yeah, but im not Sonny either!
　　 （　　　　　　　）
　　　＼　　　　 ／
　　　　（＿_）＿）

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 03:41

　　

.･:.。.:

　／　 ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼　POOF
.･:.。.･:.。
.･:.。.･:.。.･:.。
.･:.。.･:.。

 .･:.。

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 03:41

　／ﾟωﾟ＼

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 03:42

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 04:29

( ・-・) Only in September can a thread like this get to 25 posts. 25get.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:02

(　　 　 　 　 .　　　　 　 ω　　 　　　. 　　　) someone please find me a bedpan! I can't walk 10 feet to the toilet.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 03:01

( ・-・) This thread is a toilet you fat asshole. Fatasshole.

29 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5420 07:31

（　ﾟ Дﾟ）i will break your face you gay homosexual fag bitch

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 18:35

( ・-・) My, my, my, aren't we the redundant one today?

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 21:29

\（　ﾟ Дﾟ）/ AARRRRGGGGGGGGH!!1

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:33

( ・-・) Right, right. Take two of these and call me never.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:43

(　　 　 　 　 .　　　 　 　 ω　　 　　　. 　　　) I may be fat, you you should see how huge my dick is... If I could only remember the 2 fat rolls it was stuck between.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:08

( ・ω・)c
( ・ ・)っω
( ・ ・)っω==p this is my penis.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 09:25

(　　 　 　 　 .　　　 　 　 ω　　 　　　. 　　 　) I tripped and fell. I rolled down the mountain that I live on. That is why I am now here again.

Also the snowball effect happened.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 15:32

( ・ω・) Greetings. People call me... the Clonepa.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 18:29

(　　 　 　 　 .　　　 　 　 ω　　 　　　. 　　 　) nice to meetcha Clonepa, my name is fatpa and this my thread/toilet

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 01:16

　　　人　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　
　 ( ・ω・)　　 Did someone have an accident in here?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 15:44

(　　 　　 　 　 .　　　 　 　 ω　　 　　　　. 　　 　) Yes. could you clean that up for me? I can't bend over and get it because my huge stomach is in the way

(　　 　　 　 　 >　　　 　 　 ω　　 　　　　< 　　 　) ..HHNNGH

(　　　 　　 　 　 .　　　 　 　 ω　　 　　　　. 　　　 　) that too.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 08:05

(・∀・) Fatpa, how did you expand in girth in the process of taking a poo poo?

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 17:12

(　　 　 　 　 　.　　　 　 　 　ω　　 　　　　.　　 　　 　) It's my special talent!

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 13:57

(・∀・) But fatpa, aren't you fat enough as it is?

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 17:37

(　　 　 　　 　 　・　　　 　 　 　ω　　 　　　　・　　 　　　 　) Do I have my own time zone yet?

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 02:35

(・∀・) by the time the sun rises on one of your ass cheeks, it sets on the other one. That means you span at least 12 timezones!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 03:14

　　　人　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（ ・ω・)　＜　My name is Clonepa and this thread
　（つ　　 つ　　　smells like shit like the rest of those
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　"whateverpa returns"
　（_＿）＿）

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 05:20

>>45
(・∀・) What about Squeekspa?

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 16:29

(　　 　 　 　 　 　・　　　 　 　 　ω　　 　　　　 ・　　 　　　 　) I am going to get a sex change operation. Do you guys know how much SSBBW pornstars get paid? In addition to that, the producer feeds them all for free!

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 17:23

( ´ω`) I'll tell ya, sonny, if you roll up to me real close like.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 14:52

___________________________________________________________________________________
(　　 　 　 　 　 　(・)　　　 　 　 　ω　　 　　　　 (・)　　 　　　 　)

I finally have glasses that fit my fat face. I had to wait months for someone to custom build them

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 03:21

___M_- -W___----____3 ___--= VVV ___m_____ n_____m (________s ---/ \___
(　　 　 　 　 　 　c・　　 　 　 　 　ω　　 　　　　 V・　　 　　　 　)
Dammit, I got fatter, and the glasses didn't get fatter with me.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 04:13

___M_- -W___----____3 ___--= VVV ___m_____ n_____m (________s ---/ \___
(　　 　 　 　 　 　c・　　 　 　 　 　ω　　 　　　　 V・　　 　　　 　)
I inadvertently turned into an abomination.

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7582 18:47

(　　 　 　 　 　 　・　　　 　 　 　ω　　 　　 　　 ・　 　 　　　 　)
Whenever I feel someone is insulting me, I go to an "Oppai Oppai" thread and see all the people who cheer for my giant boobs.

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 21:40

(　　 　 　 　 　 　・　　　 　 　 　ω　　 　 　 　　 ・　 　 　　　 　)
What kind of gun do you guys concealed carry?
I carry a 50 BMG

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7808 17:55

( ・-・) Thanks to you, fatpa, the company I work for will be able to cover my pension, because you will drop dead by the time you collect one pension check.

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7809 05:22

(　　 　 　 　 　・　　　 　 　ω　　 　　 ・　　 　 　) Glad to be of service!

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7810 02:07

(　　 　 　 　・　　　 　ω　　　 ・　　 　) Wow, the Atkins diet really works!

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7812 02:41

( ・-・) You're losing weight? But, but my pension!

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7814 00:49

( ・ - ・ ) I must drown my sorrows by slurping down a tray of Cinnabons!

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7816 02:05

(　 ・　 -　 ・ ) Nutella and powdered donuts! French toast on more french toast!

(　　 　 　 　・　　　 　-　　　 ・　　 　) MORE SUGAR!

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7816 13:32

(　　 　 　 　 　・　　　 　 　ω　　 　　 ・　　 　 　) All this fat is going to my head.

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 14:24

______________________________^_______________________
(　　 　 　 　 　・　　　 　 　ω　　 　　 ・　　 　 　)
I went to a comic festival with a Twilight Sparkle costume.

Why did everybody think I was a narwhal?

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 18:54

(　　 　 　 　・　　　 　-　　　 ・　　 　) Buuuuu
(　 ・　 -　 ・ ) urrrrrrrrrr
( ・ - ・ ) rrrrrrrr
( ・-・) rrrrrp.

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 05:43

( ・-・) Stop that. Nobody will be able to tell us apart.

64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9481 08:59

( 　・　ω　・　) Do these jeans make my crap ass look big?

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9481 20:35

( ´,,•ω•,,`)♡ I love you you fat bastard!

66 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 22:38

( 　・　ω　・　) I just a whole battenberg in 18.4 seconds!

67 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 23:22

( ・-・) Nice work. I'm sure the bariatric ward of the hospital has a nickname for you.

68 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 10:41

( 　・　ω　・　) My name is Fatpa but everyone calls me Fatpa!

69 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 07:38

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Actually, we call him "Code Brown."
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

70 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 22:19

( 　・　ω　・　) more like chode brown hehehe
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