I'm on nothing right now..
I'm on DQN right now.
Driving on nine.
I'm on fire right now.
I'm on top of my seat.
I'm on The Colbert Report
I'm onaning.
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I'm flying through infinite space on a giant spaceship called Earth.
I'm on the causeway to neverwhere.
I'm on my own, which is not at all disagreeable.
I'm on, you're off.
I'm on a road to nowhere, and it ends in a city of dreams.
I'm on a bicycle made out of dreams into friendship.
I'm on line.
I'm literally on my computer.
I'm on e in 7 billion
I'm on meth, so it's normal.
I'm on a virtual adventure!
I'm on my guard. Somebody broke into my house, but I startled them.
I'm on the royal guard. I defend the Great King of Persia from all of his enemies.
On on Blogspot writing a post.
I am on a sitting chair, sitting on it.
I'm on the Brute Squad.