Strange occurance... (19)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5228 20:11

Something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me -- and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5228 21:50

SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5229 10:42

Dearest ( ・∀・),

The strange experience you have described was most likely a WEATHER BALLOON. This and other strange atmospheric anomolies are often mistaken for so-called "UFOs" and the subsequent feelings/appearance of TIME LOSS, MISSING INTERNAL ORGANS, SUB-DERMAL IMPLANTS, and RADIO TRACKING COLLARS WITH OTHER-WORLDLY HIEROGLYPHICS WRITTEN ON THEM.

We hope that this clears up any questions you may have had about this event.

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5229 13:24

ITT we are all alone in the Universe [as usual]

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 15:16

They said 20 years ago that we'd have jet cars and rocket planes by now. Where are they? The future sucks.

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 16:18

Just be happy yopu have the internet. That's what we traded Jet Cars and Rocket Planes for, to the aliens.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 17:05

The same thing happened to me. I got so drunk that I drove in circles until just after dawn when I crashed into a hospital. Luckily I was discharged and sent home before I even sobered up. I was fine by evening, except all my internal organs were missing.

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 20:36

( ゚ ヮ゚) You still have your mittens though, right?

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 20:58

>>8
Yes, but I need scissors.

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 02:58

>>9
Pumpkin scissors?

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 12:39

Pumpkin? That's what people in Kentucky do, right?

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 18:35

>>5
The 1970s were a heady time.

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 14:50

>>4

>ITT we are all alone in our dank basements [as usual]

Fix'd

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 18:49

>>11
( ・-・) I hate pumpkins

15 Name: Pumpkins : 1993-09-7185 20:44

>>14
Fuck you.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 22:47

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17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 18:27

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18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 23:26

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19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 00:09

VORUDEMOTO

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