When is it an appropriate time to release the mittens? I kind of need to know for a... project.
Silly >>1, you can't simply come and ask about the approriate time for releasing mittens. The color of the mittens is important, and the time of the year, and so on. It's not a trivial operation that you just go off on.
I'M RELEASING THEM NOW
I'm "releasing my mittems" right now if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
But what qualifies as a Mittens Emergency? What if I release them because I feel like I need a mitten, but cause a shortage of EMs in the process, leaving someone with an even greater Mitten Emergency with nothing but Emergency Lint?
>>6
Feel free to take some now. I mean look at the background there's plenty to choose from.
( ゚ ヮ゚) True, we currently have a huge mittens surplus. It's fantastic!
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Most emergencies call for such action, murder, robbery, blood in urine, erectile dysfunction. I suspect that next year we will see a 9842472436349674256% rise in need to release emergency mittens.
I have released the emergency mittens twice this year.
The first occasion was a false alarm.
Hello, my name is ( ˃ ヮ˂) and it has been two days since I released the emergency mittens.
My doctor once prescribed a daily dose of emergency mittens for my arthritis. After wearing them for three months I'm overjoyed to say my hands are more comfortable than they've ever been!
Speaking of mittens, the "ask mittens" thread in /ASCII/ has gone without mittens for a year now
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>>25
Yes, otherwise you're commiting a crime for not following the protocol