I'm going to put one of the emergency mittens on my cock and fuck the threadlist.
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I slowly run my hands down >>9's nubile body. I salivate with desire to consume >>9 totally and completely.
"BRAIIIINNSS," I coo softly into >>9's soft, supple ears. I delicately chomp on >>9's exquisite skull, removing a formidable section of highly arousing brain matter. The aphrodisiatic cranium meat only stirs my hunger for more, and my undead cock pulses with desire.
>10's struggling only makes my penis harder
>>12
Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
I kiss >>13 on the cheek! And then, we like, shower! TOGETHER! TEE HEE!
I think >>27 is a pretty cool guy. eh decomposes flesh and doesn't afraid of anything.
My rigid grill structure is moving in on >>28's unprotected cargo door.
I land on >>29's eagerly awaiting deck, my brake hook catching her net sensually.
I put on my robe and wizard hat and turn >>31 into a beautiful woman.
I stick my hard cock into >>32 skull and make them take it like a man. I then cum right into their brain and kill them and fuck their dead body.
I let >>15,17,25,26 use my orifices simultaneously to make up for being left out earlier. Afterwards I offer them to >>33
I hold down >>35 and fuck him up the ass with a rusty steel dildo, whilst screaming satanic chants at the top of my lungs.
I resequence my DNA to be the sex >>36 is least attracted to, then use all my wiles to seduce the shit out of him.
I dress >>37 like a choir boy and touch his private parts while whispering "Jesus loves you."
I sneak into the shadows to surprise >>39 and ejaculate into their open eye.
Using an encrypted wireless channel, I communicate to >>42 that my solder joints are hardening.
I stick my tongue into >>43's ass and wiggle it like an epileptic child watching Pokemon.
I stick my tongue into >>44's urethra and wiggle it like an epileptic Pokemon.
I put on my robe and wizard hat and turn >>45 into a gay Pokemon.
I put on my robe and wizard hat and turn >>53 into an 8-month-old fetus waiting to be torn from the womb and babyfucked.
I salute, then dry hump >>54, the president of the united states of america.
I wave gingerly at >>55 from a safe distance, conscious of where his willy has been
(-_-メ) Yeah, sure. Asians make everybody horny.
By the rules of this thread >>64 must be the piggy-babe. I cling to >>64's underbelly suckling his piggy balls and rubbing my stomach against his two foot long erection until his steaming ejaculate collides with my own, giving rise to perfectly synchronised gasps of bestial pleasure as >>63's tiny rodent proves once and for all that pigs have an incredibly sensitive anal G-spot.
With >>69, I engage in a widely expected and highly appropriate sexual activity, that if I did not mention would leave me subsequently admonished for not acknowledging.
This action is, of course, nipple-tweaking.