I AM SO LONELY I COULD FUDSCK DIE
i watn 2 hav hto bmeusx wiht a lloi in my cslas
The Statue of David by Michelangelo is one of the most awakening things in all of Renaissance art and architecture. The very depth and detail of the masterpiece shows the great care and ability which Michelangelo put into this work. However, The Statue of David is not only amazing because of its designer. As someone looks upon this piece, all of the qualities praised by humanists are definitively illustrated by David's facial expression, posture, and also his great detail. David's face is represented like the calm before a storm. He puts forth an image of confident intelligence and calmness. David's body and stance put forth an amazing sense of power and the onlooker would almost necessarily feel inclined to display a certain sense of awe at the aura of leadership and control emanated. The body most primarily represents the pillar of faith which David possesses. The detail in the sculpture adds to feelings already emphasized by the stance and expression of David, but also emphasizes the sense of fullness and faith in God. Following this argument, a person who possesses little faith would possess less detail; Michelangelo shows David's spirit by defining every muscle, crease, and vein in his physique.
I think Alcoholics Anonymous is a pretty cool guy. eh rolls drunks for their pocket change and doesn't afraid of anything.
whythis is vodka iso bad
i wonder if I'll go through this whole three day weekend without socializing.
couldn't even get the nerve up to find a ride to rocky horror picture show.
I also wonder if I should just drink a whole six pack. I don't usually drink, but sometimes when I'm drinking socially, I forget my tolerance, drink too much, make an ass of myself, and I don't drink again for six months. maybe this time I should do that in private.
and POST HERE WHEN I DO IT!
>>6
in all seriousness, don't.
In no seriousness whatsoever, go for it!
Why doea my asshole hurt?
I dont drink either. Hardly at all really. Well except for now obviously. But apart from special occasions, never. Apart from now. The other day was just an exception. I mean after something like that who wouldn't go on a bit of a bender? But after a few days, back to normal. No drinking at all. Not often, anyway. So same as >>9. Just sex for me. God I get laid so often, I don't have time to drink! God. Except for just this time, obviously. Just a one or two, till the next sizzling hot sex session. Apart from that, why is that wall tilting?
BURP
I don't drink because I feel drunk all the time.
An agonising pain tears through your shoulder blades, eventually causing you to pass out. When you awake you have an eerie feeling that your concious has multiplied. You have grown an additional head on your upper torso.
Why won't squeeks be my friend?
do things with ketchup packets that you never knew you wanted to do
Would you sidefuck me? I'd sidefuck me.
>>17 Fold them in half and tuck them between the toilet bowl and the seat!
>>20 Twist them and play ketchup roulette to see which end it finally explodes out of.
I used to have friends at least I thought I did until I realized I was only used as a comic relief now I don't have anyone
the dicks, they like jokes? well hows pocket sand for a punch line.
the jokes, they like dicks? whips it out