As far as I can tell, there are three distinct varieties of "Squeeks":
Wait, so only three of us aren't named Squeeks?
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and my identity is self-evident.
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Dear Squeeks,
I think it's time to stop being the shy wallflower and reveal yourself in all of your cosmopolitan glory to the world. Tell them the real story about how a shy lad from down under made his way into the wide world seeking his fortune, and how he eventually made his way to the top through the power of the Internet!
Your story will be an inspiration to the other five of us!
Love,
winter
( ´ω`) I remember the days when Squeeks didn't exist.
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and I am eternal.
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His real name is most certainly not Derrick Quentin Northcott of Springfield Illinois born January 10th 1977 employed at the Illinois State Bar Association having Social Security Number 536-90-4399 girlfriend Stephanie Lafayette owns two dogs favorite color is sky blue
Yeah, it's James
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Jay Squeeksand.
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（ ・∀・） ＜ By the spreading of my ass, something poopy here shall pass.
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（ ・∀・） ＜ This is the oldest non-permasaged thread, and I bumped it!
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