My phallus is longer than if not the average size, which makes me feel a lot better about myself.
All the bumps adorned my phallus not only add to the pleasure of my partner, but provide an interesting point of conversation.
Why, my unit is a nominal six inches!
I find it odd that all of you speak in the singular about your member!
My phallus expands to form fit a woman's vagina perfectly, and curves back toward my abdomen providing ideal g-spot stimulation.
It also has a small, secondary phallus sprouting out of it's dorsal side that provides direct clitoral stimulation by means of urethral insertion.
Wait, this isn't working very well, I don't feel good about being a mutant.
I am geniunely in touch with my inner beauty and innocence, without the need to exaggerate or even mention the size of my enormous dong
>>Let's boost our self-esteem!
NO U. Anyway, self-esteem is a concept invented by a Madison Avenue advertising agency in the 1950s to help them sell toothpaste, and the only ones who don't laugh cynically when they hear the term are pathetic childlike wankers like you.
Gee, suddenly I feel better about myself. ^________^
The studies done to determine an average size of penis are not all encompassing and only volunteers were measured. This of course skews penis size to be higher in the study and thus inaccurate. So maybe my penis is normal size after all!
I don't have to talk about dicks like the rest of you.
No I haven't.