ITT we stretch the previous poster's joke even thinner.
ITT we think up new ideas to post in the ITT we think up new ITT threads.
ITT we think up new reasons to bump ITT threads.
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ITT we act like fools
ITT we aren't acting
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ITT we post poetry we don't remember writing
Because I was a frog,
there was nothing I could do.
It went like this:
You floundered and I croaked.
You floundered and I croaked.
I choked to death on a fly.
You fell, and rotted.
Buzzards ate your skin.
Forty-six buzzards descended on your corpse.
I'm sorry.
I was only a frog.
There was nothing I could do.
ITT we don't reply to other posters
ITT we ignore instructions
ITT ITT ITT
ITT we have sex
ITT we bump slightly old threads, but not that old.
ITT we bump the thread that's already at the top anyway.
ITT we jump TWO sharks
ITT we jump more sharks than the previous poster
ITT we jump EVEN more sharks than the previous poster
ITT we jump the SQUARE of the amount of sharks jumped by the previous poster.
ITT we realize that it's sharks, sharks, sharks all the way.
ITT we also jump Pandas
ITT we go to Soviet Russia and sharks jump us
ITT the previous poster improves on the method of jumping increasing amounts of sharks used by the previous Panda.
ITT we jump on pandas
ITT We Generate Revenue!
ITT we ride the sharks we've jumped from the previous 50 shark jumping threads to jump over pandas.
ITT we genuflect. OTL
ITT we donate to 4-ch
ITT we are the Forbidden Garden
ITT hey Lois, we farted.
[ʧʧ] ITT we tag threads with ʧʧ [pervy] [META]
ITT: "ITT" [ITT]
ITT niggers
ITT we insult the previous person' mama.
ITT ƒ‰ƒuƒ‰ƒu‚É‚áô
ITT we get to >999 by not posting.
ITT it carries out and is w
ITT ideas that were not carried out, because they weren't w enough.
ITT it carried out and was w.
ITT replies to Japanese dating spam are the best replies ever.
ITT we are not DQN enough to be this NEET
ITT ENJOY and ELEGANT
ITT we type "loose" when we mean "lose" because we're illiterate morons.
ITT we GIBBELSIG FIREPANCE
ITT we build a house using only duct tape.
ITT the previous poster is Chinese.
ITT the next poster is tech support in India.
ITT we predict what kind of poster will appear next.
ITT we bump own own old threads
[rorrim]sdrawkcab ffuts epyt ew TTI[esrever]
[this]thread title format[sucks]
ITT it's our first post on 4ch
itt geable [wat]
ITT the previous poster is a 'tard.
ITT the next poster is unoriginal
ITT the previous poster is a 'tard.
[Anger] ITT we can't think of anything nice to say, so we shouldn't say anything at all [Silence]
ITT we ITT tech
ITT we do something boring and dumb
ITT the previous poster is Korean
ITT the previous poster is American
ITT the previous poster is French
ITT the previous poster is Mexican
ITT we post things that are unrelated with the previous poster's post
ITT we post lots of descriptive words without coming to a conclusion
ITT we give disgustingly nice comments about the previous poster
ITT we cook something for the previous poster
ITT we insult the previous poster even though we have the same problem.
ITT we think up variants on "ITT we think up new ITT threads"
ITT self-recursion
ITT we discuss what the previous poster smells like.
ITT we make fun of George W Bush.
ITT we discuss what the previous poster wants to have sex with.
ITT we finish the previous poster's sentence and begin a new one
ITT we strongly disagree with the previous poster's comments, even if they are true
ITT hey that actually wouldnft be a bad thread to make up
ITT the Disney versions are canonical
ITT we confuse canon cannon and Kanon
ITT we post
ITT we insult other people even though the same insults apply to us.
ITT we make music using different parts of our bodies
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ITT why 4-ch sucks
ITT the all-new Honda Goldwing
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[Crotch Rockets]ITT motorcycle stunt rider gangs attack old attorneys and doctors that ride cruisers and tourers![Dirt Bikes]
ITT I masturbated to a VP candidate
ITT a VP candidate leads a lynch mob
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ITT every post is a get
ITT creativity
ITT we make an entire new thread to respond to a post in another [Joe Biden] [sexy mama]
ITT we watch "happy days" until our brains melt
[ITT] ITT the previous poster suggests to the next poster what to do in this thread after following the theme of this thread according to said poster. [Time travel] [theme] [META] [Confusing]
ITT we rail against anonymity while taking advantage of it [only on DQN]
ITT we bump this thread whenever the 222 or more threads above it are crap
[Personal] ITT we tell a random fact about our lives and imagine the life of a person to which all the previously posted facts apply [ridiculously long thread names]
ITT we ironically twist tits
ITT we cannot quite come up with the right words to insult the previous poster [Facepalm]
ITT we describe our penises.
ITT we deny that we are pandas, even though it's obvious to all.
Except me, of course. I mean I'm not a panda, and only rarely eat bamboo.
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ITT we don't finish our sentences we just kind of trail off at the
ITT We don't tell anyone what our captcha is
ITT we post in other threads entirely.
ITT we post in ITT.
ITT [we] break the ]rules[ of thread labeling.
ITT we think up new ITT threads.
ITT A = AB
ITT pants
ITT no pants
ITT we prove whether P = NP or P ‚ NP for once and for all [$1000000 plus some]
ITT we use flawed logic in all of our arguments
ITT we use no logic in all of our arguments.
ITT we all give up our anonymity and get together for a circle jerk.
ITT we get so drunk that we forget everyone we know, which makes everyone anonymous again.
ITT we find all real and imaginary factors of the previous poster's get.
ITT we put the premium poster's get multiplied by a pseudo random number generator
ITT we place Mittens' moral fibre to the test in a brand new game show.
ITT we get to 1000 by endlessly debating the comparative risks and benefits of "fibre" vs. "fiber"
ITT we think up new ITT threads. [META] [Shark jump] 2 (1)
ITT we call the previous poster two posts below us a dirty corean.
ITT we argue using only sounds a cat can make [HISS] [MROWWL]
ITT The previous poster is a communist
ITT the subsequent poster is a panda.
[FILM/MUSICAL] ITT we combine Last of the Mohicans and Last of the Great Whales [FILM/MUSICAL]
[Brainstorm] ITT we come up with fundraising ideas for the Elitist Superstructure [BANKRUPTCY]
[Mundane]ITT we plan out our daily routine in excruciating detail[Ho-hum]
ITT we ponder the possibility of reaching 999 in a meta thread.
ITT we predict the next trend among wealthy rappers.
ITT we type with our asses
ITT we sing songs by posting one line at a time
ITT We Say "bumsex" 148 times
[Oldfag] ITT we fly over the moon and relate it to loli. [I miss singing]
ITT we dismiss the possibility of life outside, inside, or beside DQN.
ITT we impersonate Sailor Moon
[rigged politics worldwide] ITT thread we, the Elitist Superstructure, bask in our accomplishments [KEIKAKU DOORI]
ITT we decide which old thread to revive next and which new one to ignore from now on [Organization] [Meta]
[Disgusting] ITT we hold our keyboards upside down and shake them to see what comes out [Infantile]
[Pantsu] ITT we describe the underwear we are currently wearing
[VIRGIN] ITT we're never gonna get laid [dammit]
ITT we post when high and want shit to stop flying around the fucking room
ITT we post when >>159 is high and wants shit to stop flying around the fucking room, but we find his plight amusing.
[TRIPPING] ITT we all go out and buy a bottle of cough medicine, then drink it at the same time, then talk about our experiences in real time [BALLS]
ITT we put "sage" into all fields
ITT we write about our birth country [Travel] [Memories]
ITT we praise the next poster for nothing in particular
ITT we post in obscure languages [Gibberish]
[TUUUUHRRRRIIIIIIIHPPPINNG] ITT we all go out and buy a bottle of cough medicine, then drink it at the same time, then talk about our experiences in bullet time [BUUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLSUH]
sdrawkcab epyt ew TTI
ITT we post the captcha of the person below us
[SPORTING] ITT we play Mornington Crescent [MRSTRELLIS]
ITT we draw SJIS art of the poster below us.
ITT we post ITT ITT.
[ITT] ITT we think of new sex positions [Deep Thought]
I like that one.
[fart]ITT we blame a fart on someone else[who is at fault]
If everybody in the elitist superstructure were stuck on an island. Who would we eat first?
[Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day Rotation] ITT you are educated stupid and EVIL [TIME CUBE]
>>179
Rei would bring us food. She has a diner and everything, right?
ITT SJIS Mayhem (as in the shark)
[SQUARE] ITT we ponder the ideal thread heading format [BRACKETS]
ITT we pretend to be Sailor Moon.
ITT we pretend to be characters from Dragon Ball Z
ITT we make fun of the 80s [so last decade]
[hypocrisy] ITT we stop doing these ITT threads once and for all [irony]
ITT we complain about bad posts in other threads [hatred]
ITT we link to threads which have already fulfilled ideas people have posted ITT
>>188 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1196188413/
[enuf dakka] ITT we post things that we wish existed but don't PART II [god stopped being funny three posts in geez]
[MATHEMATICS] ITT we disprove the Riemann Hypothesis [ZETA FUNCTION]
[GAME?] ITT we can only ask questions? [QUESTIONS?]
Have you ever played the question game, where you can only talk in questions? Did you know that "why" and similar cop-out questions are frowned upon? Shall we give it a shot?
[JOKE]ITT We do the kancho[POKE]
[CLOWN] ITT we say Kancho Kudasai / ITT we ask for kancho [CLONE][JAPANESE]
[TERROR] ITT we desperately try not to talk about "that" [OH GOD]
ITT we ███████ about ██████ [CENSORSHIP]
[PREJUDICE] ITT we ask what the fuck >>197 has against ITT threads [INTERROGATE HIM FOR ROUGHLY AN HOUR]
[EQUALITY] ITT we attempt to create a communist utopia [HAPPINESS]
[Enjoy The]We make Microsoft Sam say things[SOI]
ITT we try to take over the world [WORLD DOMINATION]
[COPULATION] ITT we endeavour to fuck the sun [CELESTIAL BODIES]
[IMAGINARY BOARD GAMES] ITT we lose terribly [DON'T STOP ZA MUSIC]
[VARIATION]We perpetuate internet memes[REPETITION]
[&=/=>-|] ITT we communicate entirely through punctuation [/@)/):$-|-|-]
[PENIS MIGHTIER]We pretend to be Sean Connery on SNL Jeopardy[ANAL BUM COVER]
[DEATH IS COMING] ITT we are extremely aware of our own mortality [YOU ARE GOING TO DIE]
[MISTAKES] IT we plan our future faults and wrongdoings. [ERRORS]
[NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP] ITT we're no strangers to love [NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN]
[EASTMOST PENINSULA IS THE SECRET]We discuss Zelda games[I AM ERROR]
[CONFUSING] ITT we travel through time repeatedly and recklessly, with no heed for continuity [999GET]
[REPENT]ITT we are religious extremists[BURN IN HELL]
[MORE LOVELY] ITT we compare the previous poster to a summer's day [MORE TEMPERATE]
[REPETITION] ITT we post everything twice [COME AGAIN?]
[REPETITION] ITT we post everything twice [COME AGAIN?]
[UUUHHH] ITT we burn out [IM SO TIRED RIGHT NOW DUDE]
[ALTRUISM] ITT we write >>219's essay for him because he's too tired to do it himself [YOU POOR THING]
[AUTISM] ITT loud noises bother us. [SOCIALLY EXACERBATED INNER EAR CONDITION]
‚±‚̃XƒŒ‚Ì’†‚Å we post half in Japanese ‚Æ”¼•ª‰pŒê‚Å@[‚±‚ê‚Í SILLY]
[ANOTHER ONE]ITT the previous poster is European[NO CREATIVITY]
[REVERSAL]ITT the previous poster is a jock[SPORTS]
[WEALTH]ITT the previous poster is a multi-millionaire[RICH]
[BROKE]ITT the previous poster is very poor[IMPOVERISHED]
[CONFUSION]ITT we create the EULA for DQN[LEGAL]
[EVERYTHING]ITT We combine multiple ITT threads into one[EASILY FOUND]
ITT I am the only poster [SAME PERSON]
[REALITY]ITT we actually create threads on this list[ABILITY]
[OVERTHINKING] ITT we almost create threads on this list, then talk ourselves out of it [DISAPPOINTMENT]
[EXTREME]We make more dramatic versions of existing threads[EPIC]
[IDDQD] ITT we play Doom [Hurt Me Plenty]
[OMISSION] ITT we only post half of
[RAID] ITT we raid 4chan's /b/ [DQN]
>>231
That's a pretty funny idea; we should orchestrate that...
Orchestrate......... Orchestrate..........
[COMPOSITION] ITT we create a symphony one measure per post [ORCHESTRATION]
[BIG WORDS] ITT we write a lecture/essay on a topic we know nothing about [BULLSHITTING]
>>232
This actually sounds like fun, I wonder if there is a good way to write the music in text?
[BULLETS] ITT we play danmaku games [MORE BULLETS][OH GOD]
[BAROQUE] ITT we write a five-part fugue on a theme taken from the previous post's fugue [DIFFICULT!!!]
[ITERATION] ITT we add, remove or change one word of the previous post [GAME]
I'm actually quite tempted to make this one.
>>233
I'd love to see this thread!
[COOL] We spout catchphrases [COWABUNGA]
[RUNTIME ERROR] ITT we are broken robots [BEEP][BOOP][BARF]
[INVENTION] ITT we collaboratively create a patent [USEFUL]
[THEFT] ITT I steal your ideas and sell them [CAPITALISM]
[COWABUNGA]ITT we impersonate the AVGN[COW-A-FUCKING-PIECE-OF-DOGSHIT}
[CRANK]Onomatopoeia[BONG][WHIZ]
[NEKOMIMI MODE]ITT the previous poster is a catgirl[NYAN NYAN]
[PANDA] ITT we state the previous poster's species [IT'S ALWAYS PANDA]
[THE WORLD]JoJo's Bizarre Adventure[TOKI WO TOMARE]
[GOOD JOB] ITT we appreciate threads thought up here [>>238][THANKS]
[SKIRT]ITT the previous poster is a Japanese schoolgirl[SAILOR SUIT]
>>252
‚i( EƒÖE)‚µ What scandal, discord amongst the yellow rose sisterhood!
[LARGER]ITT we invent ways to make our penises bigger[HARDER]
[GREAT TIT] ITT we point out ridiculously named species of birds [INVISIBLE RAIL]
[2D] ITT we are Flatlanders [3D is PD]
[ANNOYANCES] ITT we post our pet peeves [CRYING BABIES]
[01001000 01001001] VGG jr gnyx va pbqr [U0VDUkVU]
[Sinister] ITT we post conspiracy theories [HONEYPOT]
ITT we reach the post limit in one hour [EXTREME POSTING]
[AA] ITT we draw tasteful SJIS porn [Explicit] [18+ (or 21+ in some countries)]
[um] ITT we feel compelled to post but don't have anything to say [uhhhh]
[LACONIC] ITT every post contains exactly four words [ARBITRARY LIMITATION]
[VARIATION] ITT we write a 999-word story one word at a time [INCREMENTAL]
[DISPLACEMENT] ITT we post in the thread under this one instead [OUTSOURCING]
[MURDER] ITT is the Police Station for the murder thread [INVESTIGATION]
[I KNEW THAT ALREADY] ITT we scold >>270 for not sticking to the theme [COME ON, GUY]
[downbump] ITT we always SAGE but continue to have a nice [SECRET] discussion [SAGERU also works]
[GENETICS] ITT we collaboratively create a synthetic lifeform, one nucleotide at a time [SLOW]
[SILENT BUT DEADLY]ITT we fart and the nex poster smells it[SQUEAKER]
[SHOBOON] ITT we feel awkward and sheepish about what we just said [uh sorry guys]
[CONFIDENCE]ITT we talk about our embarrassing secrets but say them with pride[REVERSAL]
[Technology] Windows Millenium vs. Windows 8 [Flamewar]
[PRIME] ITT we calculate all prime factors of the previous post number [>>1,2 ARE EXEMPT]
[BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL]ITT we talk about our favorite 80s reboots[EYE OF THUNDERA]
[FA]The previous poster is a chubby chaser[BBW]
[BULLETS] ITT we create danmaku using text and then try to dodge our way through it using the mouse [FUN]
[Theology] "Holy shit" == "Christ almighty"? [Christianity]
ITT we post every hour for 24 hours
ITT we play a text-based real-time strategy game
[Translation] Communicate through the Translaton party ITT.
[SCROLL LOCK] ITT we find an excuse to use buttons on the keyboard that we never usually use [PAGE UP]
[GAME] ITT we make a Super Mario World hack [TEXTUAL REPRESENTATION OF GRAPHICS]
>>287
You think most threads already.
http://translationparty.com/#10838156
ITT we talk past each other [MISCOMMUNICATION]
>>288
I use it and page down as global hotkeys for pausing/starting music and swapping songs w/ foobar
ITT: treat the previous poster as depressed, suicidal, and unstable
>>288
I use page up and down all the time to browse websites or navigate documents. I like it more than scrolling with a mouse wheel or trackpad. Scroll lock is useful for toggling scrolling in renoise.
[read aloud] Index tread wee wrought semi faux nautically
>>293 yes i also used to use them for browsing documents and web pages but spacebar/shift+spacebar takes even less effort
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[CONVOLUTED] ITT, when our captcha is a real word, we post it in a sentence without making it obvious which word it is and also try to guess which word of the previous post was their captcha [TITLE FAR TOO FUCKING LONG]
[ACCEPTANCE] ITT we post our big ideas and hope for some kind of agreement that they are also good ideas [INDIVIDUALISM]
[OVERCONFIDENCE]ITT we post big ideas we have and act like we are 100% certain that the ideas are good ideas[INFLATED EGO]
[MASS]ITT the previous poster is Catholic[POPE]
[MISERY] ITT we talk about how much worse our life is than the previous poster's [SELF PITY]
[RICHPA]ITT we think of different characters enging in "pa"[PONYPA]
[Cosplay] ITT we fight for our cause in Star Wars universe [Light Saber]
[HOLA]ITT we are all in a Spanish-speaking country[ADIOS]
[KNOWLEDGE][INFORMATION] ITT we inform the next poster of something interesting we learnt today [BRAIN][POTENTIALLY INTERESTING]
[Support] ITT we hug and kiss the previous poster.[Love]
[Sundance]The previous poster is a fine arts snob[Guggenheim]
[dev][prog]In this thread we update Kareha to use a tag database[archival][butts]
[Medieval] ITT we invent new forms of inhumane torture and execution [Violent]
[Drinking] ITT we come up with ridiculous toasts [Toast][Honour]
[Beaches]The previous poster is in Florida[Amusement parks]
[Humour] ITT we post the punchline of the next poster's joke. [Tricky]
[YAMATE!]The previous poster is a yaoi fangirl[OSHIRI GA ITAI!]
[My Little Pony]The previous poster is a brony[Friendship Is Magic]
[META] ITT we discuss arene substitution patterns [ORTHO][PARA]
[MONEY] iTT pAyME ;) [PROspeRiTyY]
[UNHAPPY][GRIEF]ITT we wail about how miserable we are.[PENIS][SAD]
[FORCED][SUCH MEME WOW]ITB* (*in this board) we try to force "PENIS" as an epic meme [META][FUCK OFF]
[SAME PERSON][CRUEL]ITT we complain that /sexual/ is down and make previous poster suck a PENIS[SEXUAL DEPRIVATION]
[FRILLY DRESSES] ITT we roleplay little girls having a tea party [MOE]
[MIAMI]The previous poster lives in Florida[SOUTH BEACH]
[ORZ][EXISTENTIAL CRISIS]What are we doing with our lives?[REGRET][SADNESS]
[ORIGAMI] ITT we fold 1000 paper cranes, one per post [CURE LEUKAEMIA]
[Pedantry]ITT we correct minor grammatical errors of the previous poster[Prescriptivism]
[Disappointment] Post ITT every time your expectations are not met, Part XVII [Sad] [Self-reflection]
[EXISTENTIAL] ITT we're all parts of one giant all-encompassing unit, rather than independent beings with free will [EPISTEMOLOGY]
[COUNTEREXAMPLE] ITT we disprove the previous post [REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM]
[SELF-DEPRECATION] ITT we list our flaws [BUMMER]
[GUGUGU] ITT we attempt to convey our current mood using only the letters U and G [UGUU]
[DURABLE] [INERT] Let's discuss rocks we have seen recently! [SOLID]
[PUTRID]We describe the way our feet smell after running a long distance[FOUL]
[POETRY] We make haikus that summarize episodes from Friends [CREATIVITY] [SITCOMS]
[GOSSIP] [4-CH] ITT We speculate about which celebrities RIGHT NOW are browsing THIS SITE
[CUTE] ITT we're all lolis with dark secret hidden pasts that we mustn't let anyone find out about on pain of death [LOLIS]
[CIRRUS] ITT we post what cloud formations we can currently see out of the nearest window [ASPERITAS]
[ITT] we forget if we made this thread or not [FORGETFUL]
[FINGERS] ITT we list every object that has ever been inside our anus [BANANA]
[ASININE] ITT we argue with the previous poster but change the topic entirely [YOSHINOYA]
[¬P¨¬Q] ITT we prove facts and disprove myths with slightly fallacious reasoning
[GOD EMPEROR TRUMP]ITT we are alt-right[END DEGENERACY]
ITT we get to 1000 by game system startup sounds [SEEEEEGAAAAA]
[DAYTONAAAAA] ITT we go on a journey [LET'S GO AWAY]
[CONTENTMENT] ITT we post comfy things [Mittens] [Cozy] [Comfortable]
[DEATH] ITT we write the previous poster's epitaph [TOMBSTONE]
[Concerning]ITT [ITT] you post [DO IT] your intrusive thoughts.[Schizophrenia] [Disturbed] [OH GOD]
[DESPERATION] ITT we beg the next poster not to kill us [PLEADING]
[TERROR][ANGUISH] ITT we just scream incoherently [NOISE][AAAAAAAAA]
[CONFESSION] ITT We admit to the deeds we have committed for a klondike bar
[EMBARASS] ITT we describe what we fapped to last [POST FAP DEPRESSION]
[PURPOSE] ITT we tell the previous poster what they should do with their life [MEANING]
[GLOW] ITT we discuss our favorite crimes [NIGGER]
[SLOW] ITT we write a story one keystroke at a time [INCREMENTAL]
[LONELY] ITT we react to previous posters waifu [CRIPPLING DEPRESSION]
[LURID] ITT we describe in detail what depraved sexual acts we would commit with the previous poster [LUST]