ITT we stretch the previous poster's joke even thinner.
[DEATH] ITT we write the previous poster's epitaph [TOMBSTONE]
[Concerning]ITT [ITT] you post [DO IT] your intrusive thoughts.[Schizophrenia] [Disturbed] [OH GOD]
[DESPERATION] ITT we beg the next poster not to kill us [PLEADING]
[TERROR][ANGUISH] ITT we just scream incoherently [NOISE][AAAAAAAAA]
[CONFESSION] ITT We admit to the deeds we have committed for a klondike bar
[EMBARASS] ITT we describe what we fapped to last [POST FAP DEPRESSION]
[PURPOSE] ITT we tell the previous poster what they should do with their life [MEANING]
[GLOW] ITT we discuss our favorite crimes [NIGGER]
[SLOW] ITT we write a story one keystroke at a time [INCREMENTAL]
[LONELY] ITT we react to previous posters waifu [CRIPPLING DEPRESSION]
[LURID] ITT we describe in detail what depraved sexual acts we would commit with the previous poster [LUST]