In the year 2000, everything will fly. Cars, trucks, pandas, everything.
Pandas just won't fly very high up off the ground because, you know, pandas.
People will have OK Corral style shootouts. With laser guns. On hoverboards.
Bamboo won't grow very high off the ground, because, you know, pandas
we will have built a dyson sphere, and have colonies on mars! and flirt with moon women.
The AOL will have more than 3.000.000 subscribers
In the year 2000, it may or may not be 1994.
So many broken links...
In the year 2000, the Elitist Superstructure of DQN will rule over the masses using our mind control technology.
sffsfsfsfs?
In the year 2000, WE WILL ALL TALK IN CAPS
In the year 2000, WE WILL ALL TALK IN CAPS
In the year 2000, Conan O'Brien drops the recurring "In the year 2000" sketch.
In the year 2000, nothing will happen any differently than it did in 1999.
In the year 2000, people will sometimes write 1999 on their checks.
In the year 2000, it will still be 1993 here.
It will be the year of the linux desktop.
In the year 2000, cars will fly.
In the year 2000, the USB vagina/butt-hole*
*>>25 is an equal opportunity employer
What's "year 2000"? There is only one year. It's "1993". The infinite year of mittens.
In the year 2000, everybody will wear chrome plated clothes.
The second coming will happen in 1999. Praise Him before it's too late.
Andy Richter will be in two successful television shows after his departure from Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
When is the year 2000 anyways? How many days will there be in 1993?
82, not counting the rest of September.
A man with more than passing resemblance to a panda will become ruler of Russia.
In the year 2000, it will be the year 20000000GET
In the year 2,000, people will finally understand that video accelerator add-on cards are useful and that the central processor can't do all of the rendering for our games alone.
In the year 2000, girls will all wear mittens even if it is 40 degrees outside.
In the year 2000, mitten accelerator cards
>>36 sadly global warming will be so out of control temperatures stay above 40 degrees even in winter.
>>38
Nothing wrong with that, because in the year 2000 the oceans will rise and everyone will have beachfront property, so we can all go swimming!
While wearing mittens!
In 2000 idiots will have finally tired of this hip-hop fad
In 2000, this THREAD will be an ABOVE 1000 THREAD
In 2000, every BBS will have facilities for attaching pictures.
In 2000, Wales will have so many sheep it will look like Britain's Mitten from our leisure space mitten cruisers.
Image compression will be at a point where you can encode any picture into 100 ASCII characters, therefore you can put pictures anywhere text can go. But the compression artifacts make everything look kind of like a prolapsed anus.
In 2000, All Your Base will be the #1 internet joke.
In 2000, we will have many kickass bands.
In 2000, 4-ch will have hundreds of boards for a variety of different subjects. Each and every one of them will see frequent use.
In 2000, there will no longer be war.
In 2000 people will be happy and everyone will have good haircuts.
In the year 2000, we will invent time machines which we will use to go back in time and post prophetically accurate predictions in this thread.
Uuh guys, I'm pretty sure it's already 2008.
>>52
Tell me, which companies are good to invest in, oh man from 2008!
>>56 Invest a lot in the US dollar. It's American, it can only get stronger!
In the year 1994, we might finally be rid of "ITT We make yet another fucking DQN song" threads.
Actually, in 2008 we no longer use dollars. The only currency we use is schoolgirls' panties.
>>61
the degree to which they are soiled determines their worth
also, menstrual blood automatically adds the equivalent of 322 dollars
In the year 2000, Vice President Albert Gore will be elected President of the United States by the popular vote; in the contest in the state of Florida, however, a constitutional issue will arise. In the secret chambers of the Supreme Court, the justices will consult with the ghosts of Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and William Howard Taft, all of whom were Republican and convince five of the nine justices that another Democratic Presidency would ruin society as we know it.
Thus, on 20 January 2001, Richard Nixon will be inaugurated for his second presidency.
In the year 2000, we will all be cryogenically frozen until the year 3000.
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By 1994, Capcom will release a new addition to their wildly popular Street Fighter franchise, Street Fighter III. It will be a societal phenomenon and spawn many sequels in yearly installments. In the year 2000, they will be drawing up the plans for Street Fighter IX.
In the year 2000, you will be seen. Also, a pound of bacon will be worth $2.97 and will be totally worth it because future bacon.
It's all the same but we live underwater
fart-burning energy will replace coal
