>>0 has issued a plea for cross-partisan, equal opportunity mockery and snarkiness for all
>>5 wants to tax all your earnings away, and then put you on welfare so that he can feel good about helping you.
>>6 knows he is carried out and turned the gun on BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
>>9 knows that Bu$h and the Republicunts want to kill all the black people and give their money to Big Oil.
>>16 Claims to make workers rights better by more regulations on businesses. Then those businesses leave the USA like rats from a sinking ship.
>>17 Says he will clean up the shit left behind by Republicans, but instead shits more on the American public.
>>18 mocked an old actor for pointing out that an empty chair made a pretty good proxy for the current president.
>>19 Says that his feelings about 1% of the population are the same as 99% of the population
>>20 covers his ears and sings when someone mentions the president's many civil liberties violations.
>>21 is going to spend the weekend attending pro-life rallies.
>>22 Thinks guns will cease to exist once they are made illegal, yet doesn't want to crack down on illegal immigration.
>>25 thinks that if you don't like Obama's policies, it must be because you hate black people.
>>27 promotes religious tolerance, as long as that religion is not Christianity.
>>29 Has a "Tolerance" bumper sticker between his anti-Christian and anti-conservative bumper stickers
>>30 Gets funding from labor unions, especially ones where six people people are sent in and paid to do a one man job.
>>31 is against the drug war because banning things doesn't work, but wants to ban guns.
>>35 believes the Civil War is still going on, and is a Yankee.
>>36 Gets extremely about a common argument about illegal immigration. That argument is that large numbers of illegal immigrants increase the supply of unskilled laborers, and since they have very little in savings, they don't create much demand. Simply put, the supply and demand argument hurts >>36's feelings because of a lack of compassion.
>>38 would have been considered a hardcore republican 10 years ago.
>>39 Hates Catholics for "Original sin" but is convinced that people who are white men are automatically guilty of something, and owe everyone else something.
>>40 projects all his secret shameful defects on republicans, and does so very noisily.
>>41 says people are in denial if they don't 100% believe Al Gore's explanation on global warming, even if the story sometimes changes.
The closest thing >>44 had to adventure was a field trip with his class.
The closest thing >>44 had to owning a gun was a nerf pistol that he bought because "cool guys" in the office had them.
The closest thing >>44 had to killing an animal was buying a package of frankfurters.
>>44 never lived a life at its fullest and neither will you.
>>45 scoffs at the thought that living life to the fullest requires owning a gun and killing. He'd rather fight for oppressed minorities and discuss new-age Buddhism over a decaf soy-milk half and half latte.
>>50 Thinks the only reason there is unemployment is because the USA needs even more Keynesian economics.
>>53 is torn between their love of wind power and the harm that its causing to the tympanuchus cupido populations.
>>54 is sure Big Pharma spends 100 billion dollars a year hiding the effectiveness of holistic medicine and herbs, but has a huge problem with religious people who decide their kids aren't going to have a vaccination.
>>54 Would rather make people in poor countries risk mosquito-borne diseases now than have them use DDT and risk cancer 20-30 years from now.
>>55 would really prefer not to be judged based on the content of his character.
>>56 often wonders if it would be rude to walk out on a bad yoga teacher.
(http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2014/05/02/308953037/when-a-yoga-teacher-ticks-you-off-is-it-rude-to-walk-out)
>>57 Takes photos of factories and machines that are emitting clouds of steam, either doesn't know or refuses to acknowledge that, and convinces others that the factory is emitting carcinogens.
>>58 believes everyone should pay more taxes, but won't voluntarily pay a cent more himself until compelled to do so.
>>59 Continues to believe in rape culture and the wage gap while ignoring the damning evidence against them.
>>62 thinks CNN is somehow less cartoony, flashy and ridiculous than FOX.
>>63 Would marry a tree if it were legal (also supports equal marraige for trees)
One of >>64's cures for racial equality is to force randomly selected students to take a 2 hour bus ride into and out of a wealthier school district.
>>67 Doesn't assume silly stuff about other people. Also has a high paying job as an engineer, but that doesn't stop him from wanting to permeate himself in social sciences and philosophy on the side, as he is a well-rounded person who deeply believes that the success of democracy depends on well-educated individuals capable of making rational, informed decisions. Also he has a huge dick, a 6 pack, an IQ of 140 and can draw A+ girls with dicks.
>>69 so insecure that he has to try to defend his worth on a 4-ch thread
>>75 Likes to talk about how long the great depression lasted, but also says that FDR made the economy make an instant turnaround.
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