It was a fine sunny day.

Linus Torvalds, a computer programmer, was working away at his computer. He prided himself on the big blue K at the bottom left of his screen.

"Ah... a wonderful day to be using KDE." He remarked.

The sun shone in his window, and he got very hot. He gasped in the heat.

"I will go to the shop and buy some powerade."

As he walked his mind drifted on a debate he had been having over the internet. And then rage filled up in him as he thought of the Gnome desktop. As he was occupied within himself, he didn't notice someone approaching him.

CRASH!

Suddenly his heart leaped! "Oooooooooooopsss!!!!!" he cried, and fell to the ground. He had not looked where he was going, and walked into a beautiful young woman. Her knee had colided with his balls!

"Oh, I'm sorry. I think you weren't paying attention to where you were going," she said.

"Ahhh... I'm in such pain." Linus said.

She noticed, however, his cock grew hard.

She kicked his kneed balls again!

"Nooooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!" cried poor Linus. With just one kick of his balls, his whole body writhed in terrible pain. The vision of his eyes went dark, and he passed out.