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4... And Go!
The Diaries of a Fat Man (Not By A Fat Man)
Maurice (The Fat Man)
Frank (A crack Dealer Who Deals Speed)
Bill (an ex-President)
Monica (Bill's "Friend)
Monica (Bill's "Friend")
DIARY ENTRY 1993-09-5321 (Bill's Diary)
Today, I tried on women's clothing.
DIARY ENTRY 1993-09-5321 (Maurice's Diary)
Today, Bill and I tried on women's clothing, Bill was getting a blowjob by Monica again...
Oh, that Bill...
DIARY ENTRY 1993-09-5321 (Hillary's Diary)
Today I sucked Bill's dick while he was in drag..... Little did he know, that I was dressed as Monica, thus proving infidelity!
Although I must say, He looks good in a thong! reeeooow
DIARY ENTRY 1993-09-5321 (Monica's Diary)
Today I woke up in a fucking broom closet...
I've had hangovers before... but a fucking broom closet?
MONICA: Wait a minute, isn't this supposed to be a play? What's with all these diary entries? Also, who's that woman who looks exactly like me who just popped out of a broom closet?
MONICA: Who the fuck are you asking?
Maurice: Today I bought speed from a crack dealer named Frank, I don't know why he had speed, but he did.
Lawl, I just shit myself
Goodbye to the tent and the old caravan, to the tinker, the gypsy, the travelling man, and farewell to the thirty-foot trailer
>>20 WTF!! This came on shuffle on my iPod and I was playing along on my banjo! What a weird coincidence!
500 DAYS LATER
I tried on women's clothes!
I feel the heat, I feel the passion! This is it! This is the moment I have been waiting for!