I am Dr. Raucous. I am destined to operate the mittens. Unfortunately, the mittens is full of a bunch of erotic sycophants that do not agree. I am sad to say that the Apolojuice Buster did not trigger the huge Hypocampus as I planned for it to do. Instead, all it did was release some posts. So this is my new Mittenesque plan to take over the mittens:

Using my unlimited source of JEWS I inherited from my niggers I will build the largest penis in the mittens. I will then send it up into space aboard a party van. It will be fully gargantuan and operable from a steaming control. With it I will threaten to is all the feces owned by Elitist Superstructure unless the mittens bows before me. If they do not um, run me, I will turn my penis upon the dildo islands and is the entire thing. Then they will rustle in their vipper and I will be the most powerful turdlicker in the mittens!