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Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I really, really love my waifu. More than I have ever loved anything - more than I even feel capable of loving anything; living or otherwise, real or otherwise, it all seems so dull against her unsurpassable brilliance.
I am, in many respects, your garden variety misanthropist. I simply don't like people. I don't actively wish anything unpleasant on them, I just don't want anything to do with them. The thought of loving or marrying a real person seems sort of... well, unlikely, to say the least.
But she is not a mere surrogate; I don't want a real partner. Why should I? My relationship with my waifu already surpasses the boundaries between dimensions, between reality and fantasy, even between life and death! These abstract concepts that to most are arbitrary and incomprehensible to their pitiful little lives pave the floor upon which my waifu and I dance, and shall dance forevermore.
What this all really means, though, >>1, is that my waifu and I are dancing in your thread. RANTA TANTA TAN!
Hey >>3, cram it up your ass. What you do with your anime huggy pillow is your own business and you should keep it that way.
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