Mad Lib 3 (39)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 07:19

>>6,9,11,13,17,25,26,30,32,34,35 Noun
>>20,23,29 Plural Noun
>>3,7,10,14,16,19,24,27,33 Verb
>>18,28,36 Adjective
>>5,15,22 Creature
>>4,12 Person's Name
>>8 Number
>>31 Company
>>21 Weapon
>>2 Food

Let's see if we can make this one better than the last one.

2 Name: sage : 1993-09-5334 08:54

sage

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 12:14

It doesn't work this way.

4 Name: sage : 1993-09-5334 15:40

sage

5 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 17:27

VORUDEMOTO

6 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 17:31

necrobump

7 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 18:25

Jumping

8 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 19:02

>>8

9 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 21:05

egg

10 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 21:12

exsanguinate

11 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 22:11

scrotum

12 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 22:51

Clonepa

13 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 10:29

World Trade Centre

14 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 13:48

twat

15 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 13:50

binturong

16 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 15:41

wank

17 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 17:21

spunk

18 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 18:37

Lol

19 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 20:20

saging

20 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 00:27

crows

21 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 15:24

pair of battle mittens

22 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 16:02

bunny

23 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 16:04

floofies

24 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 02:06

hammers

25 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 02:19

cancer

26 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 03:52

smegma

27 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 04:32

obliterate

28 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 04:32

mind-boggling

29 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 04:33

cloacas

30 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 09:52

Luigi

31 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 10:00

Blimp Schleppers inc.

32 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 10:05

croissant

33 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 10:18

bung

34 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 12:04

bunghole

35 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 12:05

jumbo-sausage

36 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 13:45

verily

37 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 14:00

Great Uncle Sage's Lol Sage Recipe

Here's a recipe I learned from my great uncle Sage, for a sage that'll really It doesn't work this way your necrobump!

Ingredients:

  • 500g egg
  • 250g scrotum
  • One World Trade Centre
  • A handful of crows (I'd recommend no more than >>8)
  • A bowlful of finely grated spunk
  • 2-3 drops cancer extract
  • 1kg VORUDEMOTO meat (the fattier the better, for a richer flavour)
  • Smegma to taste
  • Approx. fifty floofies
  • 300ml Luigi (personally I recommend Blimp Schleppers inc. brand, but any will do)
  • 50g croissant (obviously, remember to thoroughly jump this beforehand)
  • A live binturong
  • Cloacas for garnish (optional)

Instructions:

  1. Sieve together the egg, scrotum, and spunk into a large bunghole. Exsanguinate until mind-boggling.
  2. Gently twat the VORUDEMOTO meat (remember to wear gloves!) and then wank it into the mixture.
  3. Sage the Luigi, croissant, and cancer extract together. This will make the glaze.
  4. Add crows. I'm serious about using no more than >>8, my friend Clonepa always adds to much and it comes out tasting like a bunny's arse.
  5. Hammer the binturong with a pair of battle mittens. Obliterate, then add to the mixture from step 2, sprinkling with floofies.
  6. Now, this is the crucial step. If you screw this up, the entire dish is ruined. CAREFULLY, bung the World Trade Centre into the mixture.
  7. Pour the glaze on top, and bake at 200C for 45 minutes, or until verily.
  8. Garnish with smegma and cloacas, and serve on a jumbo-sausage.
  9. Enjoy!

38 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 14:09

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39 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 16:11

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