[Strategy] ITT we write a complete FAQ/Walkthrough [Cheats] (34)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 20:56 

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Only the following sites may post this FAQ:
http://4-ch.net/
http://becauseitswinter.secchan.net
http://tanasinn.info/
The most recent version of this FAQ can always be found at http://4-ch.net/

1.   Version History                         [VER]
2.   Introduction                            [INT]
3.   General game structure                  [GEN]
4.A. Walkthrough/Insult Thread               [W-A]
4.B. Walkthrough/Freeform Threads            [W-B]
4.C. Walkthrough/The THREAD                  [W-C]
4.D. Walkthrough/Song Threads                [W-D]
4.E. Walkthrough/Starting your own Threads   [W-E]
4.F. Walkthrough/Optional Side-Threads       [W-F]
5.   Strategy                                [STR]
6.   Cheats                                  [CHT]
7.   F.A.Q.                                  [FAQ]
8.   Contact information & e-mail policy     [CON]

1. VERSION HISTORY [VER]
========================

1993-09-5337: Version 1.0 - First posting of this FAQ.

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 22:23

Damn slashes comin' up oh mah system as that Jap'neez dollar!

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 03:33 

2. Introduction [INT]
=====================

In THE ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE OF DQN (DQN), you control （　・∀・）in his
quest to post THREADS and REPLIES. 
As it follows the so-called "Sandbox" genre, there are no fixed
objectives, but the very design of this game makes it abundantly clear
that posting is the primary objective.

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 07:13

GAME CONTROLS:
- Keyboard
- Mouse
When you click in a text entry box, you can type any key and that key will show up. Clicking "Reply" sends the message. Clicking More options... brings more options (see section 3 for details.)

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 11:13

How about any internet capable input device. . .
I'm in your internet posting from my toaster

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5339 00:58

3. General game structure [GEN]
===============================

I raped your ma and killed your pa.

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5339 01:13 

Is the sort of post that is really difficult to use, except maybe
in the "content-free" thread. (Or the CLTR+V thread, but that's 
really pushing your luck. More on this in a later section.)

In DQN, it is very important to post right. But it's not that
difficult! For example, you may want to try something like
    "I raped >>1's ma and killed his pa."
or even
    "(´^ิω＾ิ) I raped your ma and killed your pa."

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 21:18

Clicking "More options..." will show a secret cheats menu. From
there, if you select HTML from the dropdown box, you can enable
a "God mode" which allows for a number of otherwise-impossible

Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 22:25

>>8|
That was highly elitist of you.

10 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5339 22:55 

New characters with the expansion pack [NWC]
============================================

( ˃ ヮ˂)
-------
Very little is known about this character at the time. While it seems to
be a complete （　・∀・）clone wearing mittens, I do not recommand you invest
too much time yet in ( ˃ ヮ˂) if you want to play at tournament level.

A Panda
-------
To access A Panda, you must input the cheat-code "A Panda" in the Name box.
It is not yet known whether this character will be around for long. The
advantages of this character (namely, being a Panda) are still quite dubious.
By all means, try out a new character if you like, but do not drop your
current character yet!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 02:19

　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ζ　｜we're no strangers to love
　　　　　　　　｜　∬　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ξ　｜ you know the rules and so do I
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ a full commitment's what I'm thinking of
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ you wouldn't get this from any other guy
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ζ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　∬　｜ i just want to tell you how I'm feeling
　　　　　　　　｜　ξ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ got to make you understand
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ never gonna give you up
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ζ　｜ never gonne let you down
　　　　　　　　｜　∬　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ξ　｜ never gonna run around and desert you
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ never gonna make you cry
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ never gonna say goodbye
　　　　　　　　｜　ζ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　∬　｜ never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
　　　　　　　　｜　ξ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ we've known each other
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ for so long
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ζ　｜ your heart's been aching but
　　　　　　　　｜　∬　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ξ　｜ you're too shy to say it
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ inside we both know what's been
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ goin' on
　　　　　　　　｜　ζ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　∬　｜ we know the game and we're
　　　　　　　　｜　ξ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ gonna play it
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ and if you ask me how I'm feeling
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ζ　｜ don't tell me you're too blind to see
　　　　　　　　｜　∬　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ξ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ never gonna give you up
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ never gonna let you down
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ never gonna run around and desert you
　　　　　　　　｜　ζ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　∬　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ξ　｜ never gonna make you cry
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ never gonna say goodbye
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜ never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ζ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　∬　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ξ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ζ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　∬　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ξ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ζ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　∬　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ξ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ζ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　∬　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　ξ　｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜
　　　　　　　　｜　　　 ｜

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 02:23

>>10
That wasn't in the table of contents.

13 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5340 04:09

You just have an outdated version.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 04:14

The Elitist Superstructure of DQN [VER 1.1 - Now with more Panda]

15 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5340 12:39

a panda

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 06:57

Remember to blow hard on the connectors so that they properly transfer data into your butt.

17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 07:00

Remember to blow Bernie Sanders so he'll make everything free! Don't worry about economics. That's all bullshit.

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 07:02

>>17
Aww, did an evil communist hurt your feelings so bad you have to post in every visible thread about the evil brainwashing media and those scary leftist boogeymen?
Just point to where the ideology touched you on the doll and we'll get a gun for you to hold against the boo-boo spot.

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 07:05

>>18
I'm a college student. This shit is everywhere here. It's unavoidable. I know you apparently have a hard time understanding things from other people's perspectives, but that's what it's like here now. It's pure fucking propaganda here.

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 07:07

But whatever. At this point, you're probably just trolling me. Why would you be unironically pro-communism?

Millions of people have died under communism.

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 07:09

>>19
How horrible for you, you had to listen to something you found boring and stupid in school. I'm sure it has done irreparable damage to you in a way that nothing ever has before. To the point it's worth so much of your time telling everyone how those evil bastards who hold a different perspective from you are ruining every aspect of your life by existing.

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 07:10

>>21
Leftists want my demographic to stop existing.

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 07:10

I can't ignore an attack on my identity.

24 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 07:15

>>22
The demographic of angry white people on the internet who don't like other people? I'm sure it's a constant struggle for you to not disappear in a puff of smoke simply because someone you don't like also doesn't like you. They're probably putting things in the water and chemtrails that will make you cease to exist too.

25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 07:19

>>24
Firstly, I'm not entirely white.

Secondly, your attitude is very similar to the anti-Semitic attitude in Germany leading up to the holocaust. Ignore real issues, dehumanize people, hate and mock them for bringing up valid concerns. Then, after this hatred is ubiquitous, people accept inhumane acts against the people they've been dehumanizing.

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 07:26

>>25
If there's a holocaust of whatever you profess to be that means you won't spam irrelevant bullshit based on the fantasy of persecution in this dreamland where anything to advance anyone else is a direct attack on yourself on /dqn/ in random threads anymore. I'm all for that, let's get those ovens a cookin'.

　 ／ )
⊆.=卍|_
( ´ω`) Death to the whatever you are!

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 11:08

>>25 holy FUCK, so you're the iOS developer, the angry beaner, AND the paid netouyo? jesus fucking christ kill yourself out of dqn at once

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 14:03

>>27
Wrong. Also, I don’t know what a netouyo is but I don’t feel like looking it up.

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 19:44

>>22
Keep the vague shit on facebook where your grandma can thumb it

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 20:21

>>29
Nice burn, dude! You owned him. Communism for the win!

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9375 21:19

4.A. Walkthrough/Insult Thread [W-A]
==================================================

(See above.)

4.B. Walkthrough/Freeform Threads [W-B]
==================================================

I still haven't beat this level yet.

32 Name: Verifcation: quination : 1993-09-9377 23:29

Kill yourselves.

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9558 16:09

4.C. Walkthrough/The THREAD [W-C]
==================================================

Although not obvious to new users, The THREAD can be accessed by any member of the elitist superstructure with #MOD privileges and a 4-ch premium content subscription.

4.C.I Walkthrough/The THREAD/dancing [W-C-I]
==================================================
Let's break away from the main topic to pose a simple question: Is anyone reading this guide?

　　　　　| ＼
　　　　　|Д｀)　　　`No one is reading.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　`I can write my dance guide now !
　　　　　|

Here is the songlist:
Single Double
Title Artist S D E S D E
---------------------------------------------------------------
P≠NP ??? 2 4 7 2 5 7
Sage Up IQ=85 3 5 7 3 5 8
FOOTWORK VIBES '96 sipper vipper 3 5 7 3 5 6
Clonepa Killed Tabitha Catherine The VIPPERand 3 5 6 4 5 6
Punctual Gomez Punctual Gomez 3 5 7 4 5 8
**The Lightning Illusion** Trev 3 6 7 3 6 7
Silent Horse SAoVQ Original 2 6 7 4 5 7
**Put Your Faith In Cute Girls** Eizi-42th 3 4 6 4 5 6
schranz melodics saiiko2 4 5 6 4 6 7
**Make It Make Money** Mitsu-O-la-mode 4 5 7 5 7 7
**Brilliant 2GET** misterCQNZR 4 5 6 4 5 7
Shii DQN Original 4 6 7 4 6 9
End of September DQN Original 4 7 8.8 5 6 9
I Will Survive Gloria Gaynor 2 5 7 3 5 6
This thread has peacefully ended DQN Original 5 7 9.4 6 7 8
**Leda** DCP 6 7 8.2 7 8 9
Leda Rebirth DQN Original 6 7 9.2 6 8 9
**Tripfag Machine** An-Drew 6 7 8.0 7 8 8
Luv To Be (the little girl) DQN Original 4 7 8.6 5 6 8
Magic Andrew Presents Resonance Magic Andrew 4 6 7 4 6 7

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9558 16:10

　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　`RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　`RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　`TAN

Enter these after you have selected a song. When you successfully input the
code, its name appears in one of the bars on the left hand side.

Grandpa Mode L, U, R
(Arrows disappear as they travel up the thread)

Clonepa Mode Activate Grandpa mode, then add L, U, R
(Arrows only appear halfway up the thread)

Nida Mode Activate Clonepa mode, then add L, U, R
(Arrows are replaced with Apology Juice and don't appear at all)

Left Mode U, D, R, L
(Arrows are shifted anti-clockwise of their normal positions, so you get left
arrows instead of up, etc)

Right Mode U, D, L, R
(Arrows are shifted clockwise of their normal positions, so you get right
arrows instead of up, etc)

Rei Mode U, D, U, D, U, D
(Arrows appear at the same time as normal, but in a random direction, so the
up arrows could become lefts, rights or downs, or stay the same.)

`Mirror Mode U, L, R, L, R
(Left and Right arrows swap, and Up and Down arrows swap. NOTE! This doesn't
actually mirror the pattern, but instead *rotates* it through 179 degrees.
This means you could learn a song in /general/ in mirror mode, then at
/dqn/ play in normal mode, but dance while facing your audience!)

Junior Mode L, D, R
(Half and 1/4 steps do not appear. This means players of different experience
levels can play at the same time, the shit player using Junior mode.)

Haruhi Mode Activate Little mode, then add L, D, R
(All arrows are now the same image of haruhi - this makes it harder to spot off-beat
arrows, and you must now masturbate.)

Solo Mode Activate Haruhi mode, then add L, D, R
(Arrows are now clearly coloured depending on whether they are on the beat,
half-beat, eighth beat etc.)

Dark Mode Activate Solo mode, then add L, D, R
(The 'meme arrows' at the top of the thread do not appear, making it harder
to tell when to stop posting)

[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you Mode D, L, R, L, R
(Arrows go down instead of up!)

Boost L, R, D, U
(Arrows accelerate as they go up the thread!)

Espeon Off R, L, D, U
('Espeon arrows' are arrows where you have to kill yourself. This gets
rid of them.)

Speed Up U, U, L, D, L
(Each time entered, this moves the song up a speed, from normal to 1.5x normal,
then to 2x, 7x, 15x, 80x.)

Speed Down D, D, R, U, R
(Each time entered, this moves the song down the speed order described above,
but does not slow the song down past normal speed.)

Cancel any code L, R, L, R, L, R, L, R
Or, for Little/Haruhi/Solo/Dark Modes, keep putting in L, D, R until it goes!

Other Codes:
Sorry, but as far as I know there are no more codes of any kind for 4-ch - not even rumours!

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　`RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　`RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　`RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　`TAN

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