CTRL+V THREAD! [part 4] (999)

1 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5348 03:39

In many GUI environments, including Microsoft Windows and most desktop environments based on the X Window System, and in applications such as word processing software running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste text from the clipboard at the current cursor position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC to control text editing. Presumably these particular keystrokes were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard, since the Z (undo), X (cut), C (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS key combination on Apple computers is Command-V.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 04:15

Franken Berry is a member of the line of monster-themed breakfast cereals produced by General Mills for the North American market. It contains strawberry-flavoured corn cereal bits and marshmallows. Franken Berry is also the name of the cereal's mascot, a variant of Frankenstein's monster.

In 1971, the first two cereals in the line were introduced, the still-available Count Chocula and (strawberry flavored) Franken Berry. Franken Berry was very popular at that time, even though the initial batches of the cereal used a dye that didn't break down in the body, causing many children's feces to be bright pink, a symptom sometimes referred to as "Frankenberry Stool."

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 04:27

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 06:04

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 10:56

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 11:09

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 11:39

You should die

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 14:01

I mean, what kind of sick monster would wish Marriage on anyone?

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 15:40

ヽ(´Д`)ノ

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 18:48

[slice slime & samoyedest] kamen no maid shi (Kamen no Maid Guy)

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 20:13

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 21:19

It really sounds like the guy honestly believes the crap he's spewing.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 07:22

Ich brauche Zeit
Kein Heroin kein Alkohol kein Nikotin
Brauch keine Hilfe
Kein Koffein
Doch Dynamit und Terpentin
Ich brauche Öl für Gasolin
Explosiv wie Kerosin
Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei
Einen Kraftstoff wie

Benzin

Brauch keinen Freund
Kein Kokain
Brauch weder Arzt noch Medizin
Brauch keine Frau nur Vaselin
Etwas Nitroglyzerin
Ich brauche Geld für Gasolin
Explosiv wie Kerosin
Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei
Einen Kraftstoff wie

Benzin

Gib mir Benzin

Es fließt durch meine Venen
Es schläft in meinen Tränen
Es läuft mir aus den Ohren
Herz und Nieren sind Motoren

Benzin

Willst du dich von etwas trennen
dann musst du es verbrennen
Willst du es nie wieder sehen
lass es schwimmen in Benzin
Benzin
Ich brauch Benzin
Benzin
Gib mir Benzin

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 08:57

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465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 10:46

初音ミクで覚える世界の国歌 / VOCALOID2 sings national anthems

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 14:45

Stop it, I just fapped

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 14:45

Asking Linux users to accept DRM is like asking them if it's alright to take a shit in their kitchen.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 20:31

After the release of Ágætis byrjun, the band became well known for Jónsi's signature style of playing guitar with the bow from a cello, accentuated with reverb, creating a sweeping, fluid sound that is unique for an electric guitar.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 20:35

BUSH LIED 13TH TRIBE DIED

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:37

/join #tabb

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:45

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:49

MONDAY, March 5 (HealthDay News) -- Researchers have discovered that cells in the mucosal lining of human genitalia produce a protein that "eats up" invading HIV -- possibly keeping the spread of the AIDS more contained than it might otherwise be

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 06:58

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 12:18

           ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           ( ´Д` ) < 通報しますた!!
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       /  /~\ \     ( ´Д`) < しますた!!!
       /  /   >  )     (ぃ9  )  \_______
     / ノ    / /    /    ∧つ
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   (  _)      \__つ  (_)  \_つ     / >   (・∀・)シマスタ!! .マスタ!! .スタ!!

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 13:01

I vote for Presidents the same way I shop for goods: I just go for whoever offers the best deal. Screw this Republican-vs-Democrat, Left-wing-vs-Right-wing crap that people follow mindlessly like a religion without a spiritual aspect.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 13:01

Huh? A corporation talking about emotion?

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 20:06

Touhou was essentially a SHMUP/manic series suppose to be enjoyed by fans or manic and curtain shooters.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 21:16

My friends come over and always want some shit to watch. i have like 1TB of movies/tv series/ and mostly anime in which I give them a 4 gig flash drive full of shit.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 04:23

printf

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 06:20

Alright number 3 you think your such big shit coming up with that well let me tell you something you dumb peice of shit your the biggest fucking fske i have ever seen in my whole life

You think you can take death note and just make it the opposite i mean really darke is the opposite of light and the book of life is the opposite of the death notebook and oh the recently departed are coming back to life is so the opposite of people recently dying

Your such a dumb fuck

I hope you suffer for even trying to pass that on as an anime

People dont want to see people coming back to life theyd rather see them die or if its a hot chick then theyd rather see her strip well except you of course youd like to see the guys strip

Heres a website for ya www.gayassmotherfucker.net/anime

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 06:41

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 15:50

Damn. That just peed all over my morning.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 15:50

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 15:51

Code it yourself, and give your work away. Stop whining, please. It doesn't do the community any good when you whine.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 15:53

I haven't seen a woman (live one that is). Nor sunlight.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 16:37

has padded hand grips in two locations and a comfortable seat.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 20:28

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5404 06:36

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 04:09

8504 w. 103rd ter apt 304
palos hills IL 60465

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 04:23

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492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 04:46

A senior CIA lawyer at the meeting, John Fredman, explained that whether harsh interrogation amounted to torture "is a matter of perception." The only sure test for torture is if the detainee died.

"If the detainees dies, you're doing it wrong," Fredman said.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 04:47

>>489
epic thread

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 07:19

nm, not so epic anymore now that most of inu 42's posts were deleted :(

Passive tablets, most notably those by Wacom, make use of electromagnetic induction technology, where the horizontal and vertical wires of the tablet operate as both transmitting and receiving coils (as opposed to the wires of the RAND Tablet which only transmit). The tablet generates an electromagnetic signal, which is received by the LC circuit in the pen. The wires in the tablet then change to a receiving mode and read the signal generated by the pen. Modern arrangements also provide pressure sensitivity and one or more switches (similar to the buttons on a mouse), with the electronics for this information present in the pen itself, not the tablet. On older tablets, changing the pressure on the pen nub or pressing a switch changed the properties of the LC circuit, affecting the signal generated by the pen, which modern ones often encode a digital data stream onto the signal. By using electromagnetic signals, the tablet is able to sense the stylus position without the stylus having to even touch the surface, and powering the pen with this signal means that devices used with the tablet never need batteries. Wacom's patents don't permit their competitors to employ such techniques.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 12:08

           ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           ( ´Д` ) < Reported >>220 to Police!!
          /,  /   \_______
         (ぃ9  |
          /    /、
         /   ∧_二つ
         /   /
        /    \       ((( )))  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       /  /~\ \     ( ´Д`) < Reported to Police!!
       /  /   >  )     (ぃ9  )  \_______
     / ノ    / /    /    ∧つ
    / /   .  / ./     /    \     (゚д゚)  Police!!
    / ./     ( ヽ、     / /⌒> )     ゚(  )−
   (  _)      \__つ  (_)  \_つ     / >   (・∀・)Poli!! .Poli!! .Po!!

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 13:04

I agree that this would not have been a problem if the government decided to use Macs. It would be simple: they would only be able to afford one or two computers, at the most and this would have never happened.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 13:04

>>Women aren't good programmers.
>they freak out everytime they miss a period.

Believe me, guys freak out when women miss a period also.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 14:38

3 words:

New World Order

North American Union

The USA will soon have no identity.

Buffet is an agent of the New World Order and a Zionist. May he die in a plane crash.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 11:22

A boy says "I am going to use this chicken wire to catch a chicken"
his friend says"It is impossible to use chicken wire to catch a chicken"
The boy catches a chicken.
The next day, the boy says "I'm going to use duck tape to catch a duck."
his friend says "It is impossible to use duck tape to catch a duck."
The boy brings back a duck.
The next day, the boy has some pussywillows.
His friend says, hey wait, I'm going with you.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 13:14

Did you hear the one about the Microsoft coffee maker?

It makes tea then convinces you that you only ever wanted a tea.

Did you hear the one about the Apple coffee maker?

It does an amazing Mocha Frappucino with whipped cream, caramel sauce and a chocolate flake in the top but doesn't know how to make a plain black coffee.

Did you hear the one about the Linux coffee maker?

v0.1 made a good plain coffee but it took a while doing it, v1.0 makes good plain coffee but there's a patch that allows it to make better tea than the Microsoft coffee maker and v2.0 gives you a cup of plain coffee, a cup of whipped cream, a cup of caramel sauce, a chocolate flake in a wrapper and tells you to make the coffee how you want but for a much lower price than the Apple one.

Did you hear the one about the Vista coffee maker?

Nope, neither did I but then who gives a shit.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 13:15

Canada does have an army, though I think he's in Iraq at the moment.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 13:15

Yo tengo un gato in mis pantalones.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 14:05

E26:72:47:10

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 14:27

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 17:43

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506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 22:15

NAFTA

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 00:42

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 10:25

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 11:34

Posted in another thread:

Buy some l-arginine, soya lecithin granules, and some zinc with added selenium. You can buy these from online shops like healthydirect. I've taken each of these in isolation and together so I know what each of them do individually.

The problem with l-arginine is it gives you stomach cramps. A bottle of l-arginine pills will usually say to take six of them a day to reach the RDA. I can't handle six a day so I take one or two pills, pull them apart so the arginine powder comes out and mix it in a pot of yogurt and do that twice daily. After a week of doing this alone fapping will feel incredible (your dick will feel tinkley) and your cumshots will be slightly larger.

Taking the zinc (don't go over the RDA) alone will make you secrete much more prostatic fluid (the clear greyish part of your cum) and make your cum thicker and again slightly more voloumous.

Taking the lecithin alone will increase the amount you cum A LOT, this makes your seminal vesicles feel full. You'll also be spurting wads of clear precum just while fapping, which feels like a mini-orgasm itself. I add a heaping teaspoon of lecithin granules with the arginine in the yogurt.

Eating celery doesn't increase the amount but makes your cum pearly white.

All this for a week in combination with keeping hydrated will easily get you to the holy grail of 10ml of spunk. The average amount an adult male cums is between 2ml to 5ml.

You need to do kegel exercises too, not to increase your cum but to have enough muscle power to shoot it all out, rather than cumming a lot and having it dribble out over the course of a couple of minutes. Taking the lecithin and keeping hydrated is necessary to make your cum more watery, the more watery it is the more you'll shoot at once and the more it'll go everywhere, which makes your cumshot look larger rather than cumming in thick globs.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 14:15

:) :-)

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 15:55

坪田文

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 18:16

(\_ /) "I would like a 'bunny'."
(O.o) "What kind of 'bunny?' A semi-automatic 'bunny' or a handheld 'bunny'?"
(> <) "Whichever 'BUNNY' you think is better for shooting a guy in the head!"

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 20:03

I heard the right thing to do when your horse breaks its leg is to shoot it. So I did. Now I have a horse with a broken leg and a gunshot wound.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 20:04

BANANA (build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything) mentalities

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 14:27

TEST/

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 15:27

半年ぶりだね♪

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 16:36

So let me get this straight. The UN Security Council vote for sanctions against one Middle East nation which is allowing inspections, is a signatory to the NPT, and has not attacked anyone in 200 years. It ignores another Middle East nation which is KNOWN to have nukes, which is NOT a signatory to the NPT, which is breaching UN resolutions, which is defying the ICJ, which stands accused of breaching Article 4 of the Geneva Convention, and which is actually expanding!

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 16:36

If it was difficult to write it should be difficult to understand.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 18:41

after all -- seven batteries -- plant -- an enemy -- a bowl ...

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 19:28

2006_01.jpg

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 19:59

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 05:16

OVERCLOCKING - The process of installing high hopes, dumb luck, and several paychecks into a rectangular box which transmits a signal to a screen that displays your fate. The outcome is usually depressing.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 15:28

I disagree with their interpretation and publicity surrounding copyright law (the word "pirate" or "theft", for example, when there is no intention to permanently deprive).

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 18:42

amadeus, amadeus

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:17

I see billions of golf ball size black holes crossing the galaxy, playing Pac-Man "the milky way edition".

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 19:25

>Do you want to pay for software, or do you want to pay for people?
>Only one can create the other.

Oh, gods, let's hope so!

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 19:19

<!-- If you're going to add Gay Nigger Association of America to the list, don't. It's been discussed ad nauseam with multiple AfD's and thousands of lives lost. -->

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 03:10

I remember the internal confusion at Google back in the day when there were plans to set up a worldwide network of Google hot spots, or Gspots

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 08:28

2900 S. Old Hwy. 63
Apartment Number
Columbia, MO 65201

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 11:27

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 18:29

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 20:59

mio dio

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 22:31

62: Tard curses poorly:

I received a letter from a parent today, saying that their child has been using an awful lot of "naughty words". This doesn't surprise me. I don't curse in front of my tards, but there certainly is a lot of foul language flying around my classroom. So today I paid attention to what this particular tard was saying. Some of his "naughty words" were fucking hilarious.

After I told him that he wouldn't have individual play today because he didn't turn in his assignments, he responded "I FUCK MOTHER!".

Out on the playground I heard him yell "You shit fucker," at one of the other students.

While lining up to leave, another student cut in front of him, "Ass fuck me" was his reply.

I really feel like writing his parents back and telling them they should teach their kid how to curse, because what he's learning in my classroom just isn't cutting it.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 01:00

TL

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 01:37

Teleport

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 09:53

:'( my ds doesn't support ctrl+v

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 14:24

From my extensive corporate background, I can tell you that if somebody that has been hired acts dumb, he's usually dumber than he seems; all a matter of cost efficiency, a smart guy acting dumb would cost between twice and three times as much, and you'd risk him saying clever things once in a while anyway.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 14:31

the right to arm bears.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 14:32

>Mach? What does that mean?

It refers to Gillete MACH 3 Shaving System to shave your #@$$%

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 14:32

Please do not equate American News with Fox News. Our news may be lacking, but Fox News is that media cousin that's always getting wasted at family picnics and no one likes.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 15:48

actually its been around forever. we just never really told anybody about it apparently.

CHATLOGZ:
[20:35:28] <coda> is there a reason that #fortune is a secret
[20:45:03] <moots> its not..?
[20:45:38] <coda> i meant that nobody knows about it except us
[20:49:04] <moots> i guess we never really got the word out

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 17:25

(゚∀゚) grape-flavored Mike & Ikes

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 18:17

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 18:35

らき☆すた

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 19:24

Middle click: 101 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5195 01:31 [Del]
Ctrl+V:

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 15:04

At least where I went to school, we were tought a thing, then that it didn't apply to all cases, we were encouraged to find other ways to solve things.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 15:05

WOW. Clearly, you're a Slider. What colour is the Golden Gate Bridge in your reality? Did Bush get reelected there? And are they still coming out with new Firefly episodes there?

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