In this thread, we talk about our DQN and Internet related confessions.
I almost never post in the Ctrl+V thread because I always have something embarrassing or personal in the kill buffer.
I almost never post in the Ctrl+V thread because I constantly erase my clipboard out of paranoia.
I have masturbated to the emergency mittens.
ive been postin in the grawndpa thred since the first one
I'm responsible for the shitty use dqn as a answering machine and what color is the sky threds
I estimate that 40% of the posts in the current Welcome to Rei's thread are from me.
I was annoyed when the original post happy things thread got all fixated on how awesome mittens are.
I always check my CTRL-V in a text editor before posting it out of fear that the textarea may be sent in a freaky mouse accident.
Sometimes I post as A Panda and sometimes I don't. It makes me feel schizophrenic, as I never know whether I'm assumed to be a Panda if I don't make it explicit.
I'm the one whose been going around not just DQN but all of 4-ch and telling people I deem noobs to get out. This is because I'm so afraid that what happened to 4-chan will happen to 4-ch, and also because I feel like noone is doing anything to stop it. I'm sorry.
>>5
Hey, I like those threads. They're not shitty.
I kind of wish I didn't do half of Title, some of the tracks are just not listenable at all.
I masturbate to ascii porn.
I'm responsible for the shitty [Confessions] DQN confessions [Internet] thread
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I put way too much thought into the content free posts thread.
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I was the one posting links to "japanese fatgirl porn"
I haven't promoted gay magic in several months.
I had a mittens fetish for a while.
>>13
No you're not. At least you could have given me the chance to post that, I would have posted the same thing eventually.
I had some fetish mittens for a while.
I am researching on how to support my NEET lifestyle, contextual adds seemed like a good idea, I would drop the url but then I'd feel dirty.
I gave up on trying to support my shut-in lifestyle a couple years ago.
I often reply to myself.
>>27
I often reply to other people making everybody think that I'm the same person as the one I'm replying to.
I often refresh 4-ch after I post thinking there will be an immediate response.
I haven't found anything distasteful for quite some time...
>>11
I kind of wish I had done more of Title, I feel I could have done a lot more for the project than I did
>>31
If you're serious and available, how about re-doing the 18th verse? I did such a terrible job on this one I feel like it brings down the whole project a notch.
I lied in this thread.
I've had a fantasy about Hideki Anno making a Neon Genesis Evangelion spinoff based on the Rei's Diner threads, even getting Hayashibara Megumi to return as Rei's voice actress.
I've had a fantasy about Gainax doing animooted versions of some of the better fanfictions based on their work.
One time when I was about 12 or 13, my cousins came over to stay for the weekend. They were brother and sister, fraternal twins about 2 years older than me. Back when we were little, we used to play doctor and shit... just harmless games, etc. But I had known for a while that they had been caught a few times by their mother in the bathroom or their rooms doing stuff. It was kind of common knowledge, but no one ever talked about it. I was just starting to have sexual urges, so you can understand how unnerved I felt being with these two kids who were obviously freaks.
One day we were out in the yard playing with Super Soakers when my female cousin got up and said she was going to clean up and watch some TV (we were all covered in mud). She starts off towards the house, and her brother follows right behind her, leaving me out alone. I screwed around for a few minutes, but I got bored quickly. I decided to go inside and ask my mom what we were having for dinner. As I made my way up the stairs and towards my mom's room, I passed the bathroom where my cousin was presumably taking a shower. I didn't know where my other cousin was (it had never crossed my mind that they could be in there together). For some reason, I stopped. I could hear the water running, but it seemed too quiet. No normal "washing" sounds, etc... As I craned my head to the door, I thought I could hear something faintly behind the louder sound of the water. As I listened, I tried to make it out... it almost sounded like someone grunting lightly, breathing heavily... and then I heard my female cousin's voice raise in a moan, followed by a grunt by my male cousin.
My curiosity was piqued. I resolved to open the door and see what was going on. The bathroom door had no locks, and as I turned the knob slowly, I listened intently for any change in the sounds that would tell me if I had been detected. The door opened silently, and I slipped inside. The steam was heavy and thick, and the sounds of the water were louder. The other sounds were louder too. The bath/shower was in a little alcove around a slight bend in the room, so I couldn't see anything yet. I creeped forward, not sure what to expect (hey, I was pretty young). As I turned the corner, my eyes must have bulged out of their sockets.
My two cousins were in the shower together. My female cousin was standing with her back to the showerhead, legs set wide apart, head bowed and water streaming through her hair. My male cousin was kneeling in front of her, performing oral sex on her. She had a hand on his head, and they were looking into each other's eyes intently. My cousin bucked her hips slightly and let a small moan escape. I must have made a sound, because they were suddenly aware of my presence. They both turned to look at me, but didn't seem surprised or worried. They simply eyed me with a cool acceptance.
My female cousin cocked her head at me. "So, did you come here to join our little game?" she asked.
I was trembling all over. Remember, I was getting into the "horny" stage of life; I had started jacking off almost a year ago. There was nothing I could think of that would be more exciting than being involved in these little "games" of theirs. But I was scared, too.
"What if Mom hears us?" I asked. She was just a few rooms down.
"Well, that just makes it more exciting," replied my male cousin.
Looking at their glistening bodies, I wanted nothing more than to strip off my clothes and join them. But I knew that my mom could walk in at any time and get scared and say, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Naw, forget it. Yo Homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo Homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
And that is how my life got flipped turned upside-down.
Sometimes, when no one's looking, I'll post naked.
I lied about lying in this thread
I hate people who aren't virgins. I've even cut off old friendships because they got laid.
I hate getting laid. I've even cut off old virgins because they got friends.
I hate getting cut. I've even laid off old friends because they got virgins.
I cut virgins. I hate getting my friends off.
I hate my old friends. I've even got laid because they're virgins.
I befriended my laid virgins. I even hate getting old because I'd get cut off.
I exploded myself for 72 virgins.
How'd that work out for you?
It sucked. 72 virgins and no crotch rocket? What an Allah-be-praised waste.
I haven't posted to DQN in over three months.
I haven't posted to DQN in over three hours.
I haven't posted to DQN.
I started the insult construction thread, but lost interest the moment some loser added "nigger" to the insult.
I really should have seen that shit coming.
I didn't add nigger to >>51's insult, but knowing what I know now, I totally would have.
This whole neighborhood's going to hell.
I like posting on NEWS4VIP@4chan and SAoVQ more than here.
I really am a panda.
i contribute like 90% of the AA around here!
soylent green is PEOPLE!!!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1211600869/
This thread made me chortle.
I still remember the whole lyrics of aafc completely.
I bumped an old thread
I wrote "dicks out for Harambe" in a thread