Hefty barb,
Fave band's ARB
Bring back Joosters OR I'LL BARF

Cardboard box,
Fuck an ox,
Wet sweet wrappers FIRED FROM GLOCKS!

Urine fears,
Tesco queers,
TERRY WOGAN'S BLOODY TEARS!

Bleeding eyes,
Clear blue skies
Mum and dad are REALLY FLIES!

Metal tin,
Hair is thin,
10 FOOT COCK OF ERROL FLYN!

Babybels,
Charity wells,
I think Mother Teresa SMELLS!

Dropout steers,
Fluorescent ears,
JEWS GET CRUSHED IN TRACTOR GEARS!

alien nigger,
pull my trigger,
gonna make YOUR COCK GO BIGGER

Venus ramp
sexy tramp
make-up muck my
Vegas vamp.

shiina ringo,
half a car,
hardcore lesbian SUPERSTAR!

billy bragg,
smoke a fag,
sci-fi network ULTRA LAG!

Islamabad,
The new fad,
Here comes Hitler HE'S MY DAD!

the point of hain,
completely insane,
ainsley harriott's FROZEN BRAIN!

bump