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( ß ƒŽß) Why won't the door open? And why is it suddenly so cold and dark?
( ß ƒŽß) Hello?... is anyone there?
( ß ƒŽß) Hello?
( ß ƒŽß) I'd better find the Emergency Mittens...
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( E-E) Right, because you can't get anyone else.
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( E-E) Can I have an orgasm to go?
( E-E) YOUR A MAGET
i*BX‹jDo me a favor... Before I die... Itteyoshi.
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( E-E) I confused
ƒÌEÍEj DICKS!!
Rei, I've seen several pictures proving you're a homosexual. This being the case, can you come and play Counter-Strike when you get off?
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(EÍE) Will... Rei.... GET YOSELF A FOCKIN AIDS TEST, HOMO, CUZ YOU BEEN FUCKIN DUDES!
GAYS MUST BURN. ALL NIGERS MUST DIE
ƒÌEÍEj I want fried mushrooms.
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( E-E) Are you alright Rei? You look like living in hell....
( E-E) Whoops. That was a hiccup. I meant, "die and go to hell."
Rei, if you don't want to overheat/jam that you should really fire in shorter bursts.
ƒÌEÍEj What about Machine Codes, Marty?
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(0-0) touché, Marty! touché
i@M[LjCould I get a beef bowl special?
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( E-E) Oww fuck!!! Marty is Tanasinn!! Run!! Run!!
(EÍE) I want a milkshake!
( E-E) Run you idiot!
(EÍE) Yeah, run that cup through the milkshake dispenser Marty.
( LƒÖ`) (E-E ) Hey old man, can ya help me out? I need someone to buy me a large milkshake.
(E-( LƒÖ`) Hello I would like one large milkshake please extra milk stirred not shaken.
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( E-E) I wanted extra milk, no piss, you fool!
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I am a disembodied voice, and I thought this thread was about Rei, not Marty.
I don't like this place, where's the exit?
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When will it open again?
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Collide, don't think and you'll be CERN.
iEÍEj Grandpa, is being tanasinn a good or a bad thing?
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( ˃ ƒŽ˂) i have no idea whats goin on
My order is to retreat your forces from /prog/@world4chan, and this is an order. Do it now. Thank you for your cooperation.
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( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Rei, can I get some AIDS pills here?
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( ß ƒŽß) Wow! I got what I wanted for once! What's next?
( ß ƒŽß) Admission of disembodied voices?
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