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( E-E) I confused
ΜEΝEj DICKS!!
Rei, I've seen several pictures proving you're a homosexual. This being the case, can you come and play Counter-Strike when you get off?
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(EΝE) Will... Rei.... GET YOSELF A FOCKIN AIDS TEST, HOMO, CUZ YOU BEEN FUCKIN DUDES!
GAYS MUST BURN. ALL NIGERS MUST DIE
ΜEΝEj I want fried mushrooms.
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( E-E) Are you alright Rei? You look like living in hell....
( E-E) Whoops. That was a hiccup. I meant, "die and go to hell."
Rei, if you don't want to overheat/jam that you should really fire in shorter bursts.
ΜEΝEj What about Machine Codes, Marty?
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( E-E) Wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaaa
(0-0) touché, Marty! touché
i@M[LjCould I get a beef bowl special?
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( E-E) Oww fuck!!! Marty is Tanasinn!! Run!! Run!!
(EΝE) I want a milkshake!
( E-E) Run you idiot!
(EΝE) Yeah, run that cup through the milkshake dispenser Marty.
( LΦ`) (E-E ) Hey old man, can ya help me out? I need someone to buy me a large milkshake.
(E-( LΦ`) Hello I would like one large milkshake please extra milk stirred not shaken.
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( E-E) I wanted extra milk, no piss, you fool!
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I am a disembodied voice, and I thought this thread was about Rei, not Marty.
I don't like this place, where's the exit?
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When will it open again?
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Collide, don't think and you'll be CERN.
iEΝEj Grandpa, is being tanasinn a good or a bad thing?
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( ˃ ˂) i have no idea whats goin on
My order is to retreat your forces from /prog/@world4chan, and this is an order. Do it now. Thank you for your cooperation.
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( ₯ิΦ₯ิ) You stepped on my car you fucking red giant!
( ˃ ˂) Rei, can I get some AIDS pills here?
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iEΝEjI'd like some lamp oil, rope, and perhaps a bomb or three.
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( ί ί) Wow! I got what I wanted for once! What's next?
( ί ί) Admission of disembodied voices?
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( ί -ί) I want to find some meaning in life...
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( ί -ί) You were better at this when you didn't try.
( ί -ί) don't try, just do it...
( º º) use mittens.
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( ί -ί) I'm shocked... and aroused...
I'm here, and I'm here to stay
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( ί ί) Hey rei can I get a mutton sammich
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( ί ί) Only if the mutton is nice and lean.
( ί -ί) Fine, I'll have a black coffee
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( ί -ί) White coffee can't swim.
( ˃ ˂) HA HA HA HA HA HA
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( ί -ί) Jump, you mean. White coffee beans can't jump.
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( ί ί) Hey Rei, do you have any hispanic coffee?
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( ί ί) So when Biden said we kicked Hezbollah out of Lebanon and Barack was there too why didn't you call him on his obvious bullshit?
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