/⌒ヽ
/(●)(●) SENKYUUU!!!
| トェェェイ/
| /`ニニ´
// | |
U .U
+ ∧_∧
\ ( ´Д`) *
∧_∧ * (' ⌒`;; (´・:)/ /中\
<丶`Д´> (;; (´・:;⌒)/)) (`ハ´ )
(' ⌒つ ((´:,(’ ,; ;'),`・:;⌒)(' ⌒`・:)⊂ \
((´:,/VW WW WW WW WW WV\__\
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
___________| |
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ It's always a madhouse whenever a
``フ i´ new shipment of Ws carries out.
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ +
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) +
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ And now I'm off to fight for love and justice.
``フ i´ Security Kitten, you're in charge while I'm gone.
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へ-ヘ
ミ*´ー`ミ We're nya-ll out of that, nya.
━━u━u━━━━∞∞∞=========
== THE KITTEN'S SECURITY ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
(´^ิu^ิ`) GIVE ME EVERYTHING!!
へ-ヘ
ミ*´ー`ミ ASS FUCK! ~nya.
━━u━u━━━━∞∞∞=========
== THE KITTEN'S SECURITY ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
(´^ิu^ิ`) I'M NOT JOKING! DO YOU THINK I'M ONE TO JOKE? DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY? I THINK IT'S NOT FUNNY. IT NEITHER AMUSES NOR ENTERTAINS. IT IS NOT HUMOROUS IN INTENT OR IN EXECUTION. READY EVERYTHING ALREADY!
(´^ิu^ิ`) DO YOU CARE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
ONE ANGERS ME??? DO YOU WANT TO WITNESS THE
BREADTH AND THE VEHEMENCE OF MY BURNING WRATH???
WILL YOU SUFFER MUCH SHOUTING BEFORE YOU SURRENDER???
IS THIS WHAT YOU REALLY BELIEVE????????????????
It's true what they say, everybody has their own diner now.
Except me, the disembodied voice, has a cafe instead.
━━━━━━━━━∞∞∞=========
== Disembodied Cafe ==
Oh hey! Can I have a Stacker please? and, You know how Burger King had those Masks for the King for halloween? You have anything like that? I'll get one of those too.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i Sorry, we're all out of Stacker please? and, You know how Burger King had those Masks
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ for the King for halloween? You have anything like that? I'll get one of those too.
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
Well then, can I have 1+3i
burgers for my imaginary friends and I?
へ
∠ゲソ> / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|.⌒.| < I am a squid. Do you have shellfish?
(:: ゚∀゚) \__________
リ|;|;|;|;|し
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i And no coreans while we're at it.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i Did you eat the security kitten?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
/:.'`::::\/:::::\
/:: \
/::. /""" """\ ヽ
|::〉 ●" ●" | I'm Barack Obama and under my new socialist programs I control everyone's dinor.
(⌒ヽ |) Also all Koreans are kicked out of the country
( __ ( ∩∩ ) | That is all.
| 、_____ /
ヽ \____/ /
\ /
\____/
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━━━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======
(´^ิu^ิ`) Mind giving me some change so I can buy stuff from a vending machine? Nobody will serve me anything.
∧_∧
< #`Д´> < Somebody delete Starcraft from my computer, and I not find CD. All the other games around me are terrible. A nerd suggestt a diarrea dump in the ear is better than all those not Starcraft games. Please give me one.
( )
| | |
(__フ_フ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴/ ̄∵∴∵∴∵∴∴∴∵ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴| ● |∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ _/ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ,-‐-、 ∴ / ̄∴∵∵∴∵)
∵∴/ \ / ヽ∴| ● |∴∵∵∴ノ
∵/ \ \ l | _/∴∵∴ ノ
/ \ \ ゝ___,.ノ |∴∵∴∵∴∵丿 and i say if i am guilty i will pay
\ / |∴∵∴∵∴∵ノ
/ |∴∵∴∵∴丿
\ / \ |∴∵∴∵∴ノ
\/ \ \ |∴∵∴∵ノ
\ \ \ \ |∴∵∴ノ
\\ \ \ /∴∵ノ
//
∧_∧
< #`Д´> < Security's dead, nida.
( )
| | |
(__フ_フ
( ゚ ヮ゚) Stew it. Rei, do you have a big enough pot for Marty's head?
/∵∴∵∴\
../∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
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___ ‖∵∀゚∵∴) //| < ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴Tanasinn∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∵∴ <──∵∴∵へ ∩)//|∵∴|| \__________________
\.::\,>'(∵∴)i'''i~~,,,,/
──∵∴ ̄∵∴ ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i What's "tanasinn"? And what have you done with Marty's head‽
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== TEH REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
>>756
It is not "What's Tanasinn" it's "Where's Tanasinn". It is not "Where's Tanasinn".
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_/ ___ | _/ _/ | | | |
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\___ | _/ _/ | | | |
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\___ _/ _/ | \_/ |
\___/ / \_____/
#\ /
OH GOLLIE BOY IM RICH
__
'´ ヽ
lカノノル ピノス I want my masculinity back! Or at least my dignity.
从4 ゜ヮ゜ノソ
⊂[]二[]つ
/∴∵ヽ
<∵∴∵>
∪ ∪
__
'´ ヽ
lカノノル ピノス Did i just got posted by Anonymous?
从4 ゜ヮ゜ノソ OHH SHIT IM AN OFFICIAL 4CH AA CHARACTER
⊂[]二[]つ I NEED A ENGLISH AA EDITOR FOR THIS ART
/∴∵ヽ
<∵∴∵>
∪ ∪
__
'´ ヽ
lカノノル ピノス NO!!!!!!!!!
从4 ゜ヮ゜ノソ ME NEED A ENGLISH AA EDITOR FOR THIS ART
⊂[]二[]つ
/∴∵ヽ
<∵∴∵>
∪ ∪
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i He looks like he was stolen from Needler Hall.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
__
'´ ヽ
lカノノル ピノス
从4 ゜ヮ゜ノソ
+
/l
l_」 ∧∵∴∴____ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
___ ‖∵∀゚∵∴) //| < I∵∴∵ee∵∴∵∴ was i∵∴∵ct∵∴ ∵∴ h∴s ∵∴∵∴
∵∴ <──∵∴∵へ ∩)//|∵∴|| \__________________
\.::\,>'(∵∴)i'''i~~,,,,/
──∵∴ ̄∵∴ ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄
>>767
No
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i >>767 Order up. Just go out into the back alley and wait...
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i Good. Now somebody take these out to her. And feel free to spit on them.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
∧_∧ ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ´∀`)/ < Rei! Rei! I want to have a happy New Year!
_ / / / \____________
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
||\ \
||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
.|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i We're all out of that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
∧_∧
( ;_;)
_ / / / /
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
||\ \
||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
.|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
/:.'`::::\/:::::\
/:: \
/::. /""" """\ ヽ
|::〉 ●" ●" | They call me PRESIDENT Barack Obama!
(⌒ヽ |) Now order something or move on to our new labor camp
( __ ( ∩∩ ) | in Guantanamo bay.
| 、_____ /
ヽ \____/ /
\ /
\____/
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━━━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i We don't need the competition. Not in this economy.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
/:.'`::::\/:::::\
/:: \
/::. /""" """\ ヽ
|::〉 ●" ●" | Free bailout package with every meal!
(⌒ヽ |) They're going fast so order yours now!
( __ ( ∩∩ ) | . o O (at this rate every business in the whole country will be nationalized by March!)
| 、_____ /
ヽ \____/ /
\ /
\____/
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━━━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======
== Diner of President-elect
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
(´・ω・) Because the democrats are letting the stupid people live.
(´・ω・) I'd like to order a mutton burger, a glass of breast milk and five side orders of beaners.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i We never had anything remotely resembling that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i Actually, we're all out of that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ Freshen your cup, hon?
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
/~\ /~●
|● | | |
\_/二二二\/
/ // ) )
/ / / /
/ / / /
( ( l l I'd like to CHARGE MAH LAZER, plz.
\ \ \\
\ \ \\
\"ヽ,,,,,,,,,,ノ /
\,,,,,__,,,,,ノ
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i It sure is nice having a chef in this restaurant.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i It would be nicer to have actual food, but I'm certainly not complaining.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S PRAGMATIC ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ゚ ヮ゚) Gimme the chef's special with lotsa ketchup!
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i Our chef's special is already lots of ketchup.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yeah, I'll have summa dat. With Catsup!!
( x ヮx)
/l
l_」 ∧_∧____
___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < all set!
<──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||
\. \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i You do wait until they pay before you do that, right?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
/l
l_」 ∧_∧____
___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < ...they what?
<──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||
\. \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄
( ゚ -゚) Never had to pay for anything here before.
/l
l_」 ∧_∧____
___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| <Speaking of pay, when are you paying me??
<──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||
\. \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄
+
/l
l_」 ∧_∧____
___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < ...
<──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||
\. \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄
_______( x ∀x)
-‐‐- 、
+ / ヽ
/l ! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
l_」_i 乂-‐ −! i
___ ‖\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´ //| < You just can't get good help these days.
<──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||
\. \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄
∧_∧ ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ´∀`)/ < I want to be the guy!
_ / / / \____________
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
||\ \
||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
.|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i That position has already been filled, but we'll keep
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ your resume on file for six months in case a new
``フ i´ position opens up. It probably won't, though.
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ゚ ヮ゚) I WANNA SAVE THE CHILDREN!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Hey since...nobody's here...
( ˃ ヮ˂) TIME TO STEAL THE OVEN MITTENS!!
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i We're all out of that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´ Freshen your cup, hon?
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ゚ ヮ゚) Why, yes, please!
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i We're all out of that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´ Freshen your cup, hon?
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ・-・) No thanks.
( ・-・) No thanks.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i I wasn't asking you.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
``フ i´ Freshen your hon, cup?
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
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( ・-・) No thanks.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Why are you acting so emo all of the sudden, Rei? What's with the attitude? Why can't you be happy? Why do you always have your eyes closed like you're too good to look at the rest of us?
( ゚ -゚) You have no pupils.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Are you Little Orphan Annie?
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i 乂-‐ −! i Orphan's make great cheap labor.
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