[REI] May I take your order? [Part V] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 18:58

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Freshen your cup, hon?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
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    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5577 03:00

   /⌒ヽ
  /(●)(●)  SENKYUUU!!!
  | トェェェイ/    
  | /`ニニ´
  // | |
 U  .U

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 15:44

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∧_∧ * (' ⌒`;; (´・:)/ /中\
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720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 16:30

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i 
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  It's always a madhouse whenever a
  ``フ i´  new shipment of Ws carries out.
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 23:48

             -‐‐- 、
          /     ヽ          +
          !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)  +
          i  乂-‐ −! i 
          \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  And now I'm off to fight for love and justice.
            ``フ i´  Security Kitten, you're in charge while I'm gone.
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722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 00:31

   へ-ヘ
   ミ*´ー`ミ We're nya-ll out of that, nya.
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723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 01:25

PANDAS!

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 10:46

(´^ิu^ิ`) GIVE ME EVERYTHING!!

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 18:19

   へ-ヘ
   ミ*´ー`ミ ASS FUCK! ~nya.
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==  THE KITTEN'S SECURITY  ==
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726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 07:19

(´^ิu^ิ`) I'M NOT JOKING! DO YOU THINK I'M ONE TO JOKE? DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY? I THINK IT'S NOT FUNNY. IT NEITHER AMUSES NOR ENTERTAINS. IT IS NOT HUMOROUS IN INTENT OR IN EXECUTION. READY EVERYTHING ALREADY!

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 23:35

   へ-ヘ
   ミ*´ー`ミ No, nya.
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==  THE KITTEN'S SECURITY  ==

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 01:11

(´^ิu^ิ`) DO YOU CARE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
ONE ANGERS ME??? DO YOU WANT TO WITNESS THE
BREADTH AND THE VEHEMENCE OF MY BURNING WRATH???
WILL YOU SUFFER MUCH SHOUTING BEFORE YOU SURRENDER???
IS THIS WHAT YOU REALLY BELIEVE????????????????

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 04:08

   へ-ヘ
   ミ*´ー`ミ The door's right over there, nya.
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==  THE KITTEN'S SECURITY  ==

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 10:59

It's true what they say, everybody has their own diner now.

Except me, the disembodied voice, has a cafe instead.

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==  Disembodied Cafe  ==

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 17:20

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i I'm back. Next order please.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 19:36

Oh hey! Can I have a Stacker please? and, You know how Burger King had those Masks for the King for halloween? You have anything like that? I'll get one of those too.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 19:49

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Sorry, we're all out of Stacker please? and, You know how Burger King had those Masks
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ for the King for halloween? You have anything like that? I'll get one of those too.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 20:19

Well then, can I have 1+3i burgers for my imaginary friends and I?

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 21:35

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂 o  o ! i NEGATIVE. WE DO NOT SERVE IMAGINARY
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  CUSTOMERS. THEY HAVE NO REAL MONEY
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 00:25

>>734
But I do have Re(z) money....

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 18:10

     へ    
    ∠ゲソ>   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     |.⌒.|  < I am a squid. Do you have shellfish?
    (:: ゚∀゚)  \__________  
    リ|;|;|;|;|し

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 22:08


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    ___ ‖(゚∀゚ ,) //| < >>737 No, but you make a tasty treat.
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||   \__________________
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739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 22:25

  ∧_∧   
 < #`Д´> < Do you have any apolojuice, nika? Made fresh from
 (    ) choppari, nida.
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740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 23:18

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i NO. DISEMBODIED. VOICES. ALLOWED.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  ...now where’d that *fucking* security kitten go?
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 23:19

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i And no coreans while we're at it.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 02:21

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Did you eat the security kitten?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 03:39

  ∧_∧   
 < #`Д´> < I ate the security kitten nida. He forgot to give
 (    ) me apolojuice nida.
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744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 03:47

  ∧_∧   
 < #`Д´> < Actually, I locked the security kitten in my closet
 (    ) nida. And I'm about to rape the kitten nida.
  |   |  |   
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      ∧_∧ 
     <`∀´*>ヽ  kekeke
     ∧∧⌒(,/ 三  
   と(д^とノ、(,ノ) << Security Kitten    

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 05:29

    /:.'`::::\/:::::\   
   /::            \
  /::.  /"""  """\ ヽ
  |::〉   ●"    ●" | I'm Barack Obama and under my new socialist programs I control everyone's dinor.
(⌒ヽ             |)  Also all Koreans are kicked out of the country
( __     ( ∩∩ )    | That is all.
   |  、_____  /   
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    \        /
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      / \ノゝ    
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746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 05:37

(´^ิu^ิ`) Mind giving me some change so I can buy stuff from a vending machine? Nobody will serve me anything.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 09:32



      ∧_∧ 
     <`∀´*>ヽ  kekeke
     ∧∧⌒(,/ 三  
   と(д^とノ、(,ノ) << Security Kitten

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5593 00:51

  ∧_∧   
 < #`Д´> < Somebody delete Starcraft from my computer, and I not find CD. All the other games around me are terrible. A nerd suggestt a diarrea dump in the ear is better than all those not Starcraft games. Please give me one.
 (    )
  |   |  |   
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749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5593 03:41

∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴/ ̄∵∴∵∴∵∴∴∴∵ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴| ● |∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ _/ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ,-‐-、 ∴ / ̄∴∵∵∴∵)
∵∴/  \     /   ヽ∴| ● |∴∵∵∴ノ
∵/   \ \    l    |   _/∴∵∴ ノ   
/   \ \     ゝ___,.ノ  |∴∵∴∵∴∵丿  and i say if i am guilty i will pay
      \     /      |∴∵∴∵∴∵ノ
           /       |∴∵∴∵∴丿
     \   /     \   |∴∵∴∵∴ノ
      \/     \ \ |∴∵∴∵ノ
     \ \    \ \  |∴∵∴ノ
     \\ \    \  /∴∵ノ
                  //

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 21:32


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    ___ ‖(゚Д゚ ;) //| < Oh God. Marty is staring at me. SECURITY!
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||   \__________________
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751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5596 03:58

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 < #`Д´> < Security's dead, nida.
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752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5596 06:43


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    ___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < Nevermind. I have it under control. What should we do with his head?
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||   \__________________
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
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753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5597 06:20

( ゚ ヮ゚) Stew it. Rei, do you have a big enough pot for Marty's head?

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5597 22:10

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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and I'll buy all of it.
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755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 08:32

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|∵ |   __|__  | 

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    ___ ‖∵∀゚∵∴) //| < ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴Tanasinn∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∵∴ <──∵∴∵へ ∩)//|∵∴||   \__________________
    \.::\,>'(∵∴)i'''i~~,,,,/
──∵∴ ̄∵∴ ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 14:21

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i What's "tanasinn"? And what have you done with Marty's head‽
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 18:52

>>756
It is not "What's Tanasinn" it's "Where's Tanasinn". It is not "Where's Tanasinn".

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 20:31


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/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
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    ___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < >>756 , I seem to have cut his head off in defence.
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||   \__________________
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
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759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 21:28

      _____            _    _    _____
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/######/ / \ | | \| | | | | |
/#######| o o| | |\ | | | | | |
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|########| /o_\ | | \ | | \_/ |
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\#\ o / |
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      \___ |               _/       _/           | |   | |

\ \|__ _/ / | | | |

              \___     _/        _/              |  \_/  |
\___/ / \_____/
#\ /

OH GOLLIE BOY IM RICH

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 04:39

    __
  '´   ヽ
 lカノノル ピノス    I want my masculinity back! Or at least my dignity.
 从4 ゜ヮ゜ノソ         
 ⊂[]二[]つ        
   /∴∵ヽ
  <∵∴∵>
   ∪ ∪

761 Name: 【電気火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田!AZWpeumso.!!EV4sIB72 : 1993-09-5600 04:49

    __
  '´   ヽ
 lカノノル ピノス    Did i just got posted by Anonymous?
 从4 ゜ヮ゜ノソ  OHH SHIT IM AN OFFICIAL 4CH AA CHARACTER
 ⊂[]二[]つ        I NEED A ENGLISH AA EDITOR FOR THIS ART
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  <∵∴∵>
   ∪ ∪

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 06:14

>>761
Is your name Dustin?

763 Name: 【電気火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田!AZWpeumso.!!EV4sIB72 : 1993-09-5600 06:30

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 lカノノル ピノス    NO!!!!!!!!!
 从4 ゜ヮ゜ノソ   ME NEED A ENGLISH AA EDITOR FOR THIS ART
 ⊂[]二[]つ        
   /∴∵ヽ
  <∵∴∵>
   ∪ ∪

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 09:35

    __
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 lカノノル ピノス    NO!!!!!!!!!
 从4 ゜ヮ゜ノソ  

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    ___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < Oops. Am I a bad butcher?
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||   \__________________
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
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765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 13:51

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i He looks like he was stolen from Needler Hall.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 13:55

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 lカノノル ピノス    
 从4 ゜ヮ゜ノソ  

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         /l
        l_」 ∧∵∴∴____   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    ___ ‖∵∀゚∵∴) //| < I∵∴∵ee∵∴∵∴ was i∵∴∵ct∵∴ ∵∴ h∴s ∵∴∵∴
∵∴ <──∵∴∵へ ∩)//|∵∴||   \__________________
    \.::\,>'(∵∴)i'''i~~,,,,/
──∵∴ ̄∵∴ ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄

767 Name: Piyoko the Tripfag : 1993-09-5600 17:40

    __
  '´   ヽ
●lカノノル ピノ●
  从 ゚ ヮ゚ ノソ  Pyo! I want cheeseburgers, pyo!
 ⊂[]二[]つ        
   / B ヽ
  <     >
   (/ ∪

768 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5601 01:33

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 06:40

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i >>767 Order up. Just go out into the back alley and wait...
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 20:25

    __
  '´   ヽ
 lカノノル ピノス    
 从4 ゜ヮ゜ノソ  

           +
         /l
        l_」 ∧_∧____   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    ___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < She went into the back alley, Rei.
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||   \__________________
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 00:12

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Good. Now somebody take these out to her. And feel free to spit on them.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 03:50

    ∧_∧ ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   ( ´∀`)/ < Rei! Rei! I want to have a happy New Year!
 _ / /   /   \____________
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
 ||\        \
 ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
    .|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 05:44

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i We're all out of that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 14:43

    ∧_∧
   ( ;_;)
 _ / /   / /   
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
 ||\        \
 ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
    .|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 13:31

    /:.'`::::\/:::::\   
   /::            \
  /::.  /"""  """\ ヽ
  |::〉   ●"    ●" | They call me PRESIDENT Barack Obama!
(⌒ヽ             |)  Now order something or move on to our new labor camp
( __     ( ∩∩ )    | in Guantanamo bay.
   |  、_____  /   
   ヽ   \____/  /
    \        /
      \____/
      / \ノゝ    
     /__i |丱!|   
━━━━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 13:33

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i We don't need the competition. Not in this economy.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

777 Name: Piyoko the Tripfag : 1993-09-5607 20:08

    __
  '´   ヽ
●lカノノル ピノ●
  从 ゚ ヮ゚ ノソ  Wherz mah cheeseburgers, pyo?
 ⊂[]二[]つ  ZOMG IT SPARKYZ HEAD CUT OFF PYO! AHAHAHAHAAA, PYO!
   / B ヽ
  <     >
   (/ ∪

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 21:39

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i 
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==                  ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5609 07:11

    /:.'`::::\/:::::\   
   /::            \
  /::.  /"""  """\ ヽ
  |::〉   ●"    ●" | Free bailout package with every meal!
(⌒ヽ             |)  They're going fast so order yours now!
( __     ( ∩∩ )    | . o O (at this rate every business in the whole country will be nationalized by March!)
   |  、_____  /   
   ヽ   \____/  /
    \        /
      \____/
      / \ノゝ    
     /__i |丱!|   
━━━━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======
== Diner of President-elect
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5609 08:38

    /:.'`::::\/:::::\   
   /::            \
  /::.  /"""  """\ ヽ
  |::〉   X"    X" | 
(⌒ヽ             |)  
( __     ( ∩∩ )    | .
   |  、_____  /   
   ヽ   \____/  /
    \        /
      \____/


           +
         /l
        l_」 ∧_∧____   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    ___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < Why must I keep doing this?
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||   \__________________
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5609 11:19

(´・ω・) Because the democrats are letting the stupid people live.

(´・ω・) I'd like to order a mutton burger, a glass of breast milk and five side orders of beaners.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5609 17:04

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i We never had anything remotely resembling that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5609 17:06

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i We've got your breat milk and five beaners, but we're out of mutton.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5609 17:11

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Actually, we're all out of that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Freshen your cup, hon?
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 05:27

  /~\     /~●
  |●  |    |    |
  \_/二二二\/
   / //   ) )
  / /     / /
  / /     / /
 ( (     l l      I'd like to CHARGE MAH LAZER, plz.
  \ \    \\
   \ \    \\
     \"ヽ,,,,,,,,,,ノ /
      \,,,,,__,,,,,ノ

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 08:10

  /~\     /~●
  |●  |    |    |
  \_/二二二\/
   / //   ) )
  / /     / /
  / /     / /
 ( (     l l      


           +
         /l
        l_」 ∧_∧____  
    ___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < You don't belong here because
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||    You're from that bad place.
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 17:40

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i It sure is nice having a chef in this restaurant.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 18:02

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i It would be nicer to have actual food, but I'm certainly not complaining.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S PRAGMATIC    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 18:02

( ゚ ヮ゚) Gimme the chef's special with lotsa ketchup!

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 18:46

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Our chef's special is already lots of ketchup.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 19:12


           +
         /l
        l_」 ∧_∧____  
    ___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < Today's special is eyeballs
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||    and "spaghetti" in a "tomato"
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/ sauce.
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 19:30

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yeah, I'll have summa dat. With Catsup!!

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 19:46

           ( x ヮx)
         /l
        l_」 ∧_∧____  
    ___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < all set!
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||   
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 05:59

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i You do wait until they pay before you do that, right?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 08:41

         /l
        l_」 ∧_∧____  
    ___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < ...they what?
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||   
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 15:04

( ゚ -゚) Never had to pay for anything here before.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 16:41

         /l
        l_」 ∧_∧____  
    ___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| <Speaking of pay, when are you paying me??
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||   
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 17:29

           +
         /l
        l_」 ∧_∧____  
    ___ ‖(゚∀゚ ;) //| < ...
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||   
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 17:34

_______( x ∀x)

             -‐‐- 、
           + /     ヽ
         /l !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
        l_」_i  乂-‐ −! i 
    ___ ‖\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
                ``フ i´ //| < You just can't get good help these days.
    <──<\⊂ へ ∩)//|||   
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 09:46

     ∧_∧ ∩   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   ( ´∀`)/ < I want to be the guy!
 _ / /   /    \____________
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
 ||\     \
 ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
    .|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 19:27

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i That position has already been filled, but we'll keep
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  your resume on file for six months in case a new
  ``フ i´    position opens up. It probably won't, though.
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5614 06:50

( ゚ ヮ゚) I WANNA SAVE THE CHILDREN!

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 03:46

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hey since...nobody's here...
( ˃ ヮ˂) TIME TO STEAL THE OVEN MITTENS!!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 11:46

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  We're all out of that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´    Freshen your cup, hon?
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 17:41

( ゚ ヮ゚) Why, yes, please!

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 16:27

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  We're all out of that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´    Freshen your cup, hon?
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 03:54

( ・-・) No thanks.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 05:43

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  I wasn't asking you.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´    Freshen your cup, hon?
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 07:50

( ・-・) No thanks.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 07:53

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  I wasn't asking you.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´    Freshen your hon, cup?
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 16:16

( ・-・) No thanks.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 20:50

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  'k
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´   
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 21:32

( ゚ ヮ゚) Why are you acting so emo all of the sudden, Rei? What's with the attitude? Why can't you be happy? Why do you always have your eyes closed like you're too good to look at the rest of us?

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 21:53

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂O  O ! i  ....
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´   
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5620 01:55

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  I am too good to look at the rest of you.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´   
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5620 02:14

( ゚ -゚) You have no pupils.

( ゚ ヮ゚) Are you Little Orphan Annie?

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5620 09:48

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  Orphan's make great cheap labor.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´   
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

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