[D&D] DQN ☆ FANTASY [Advanced] (66)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 14:45

DQN FANTASY

PICK YOUR CHARACTER:
(・∀・) is FIGHTER.
( ´ω`) is BLK BELT.
( ゚ ヮ゚) is WHT MAGE.
( ・ω・) is RED MAGE.

I am your Game Master, ( ´ヮ`), and I will be your guide.

DQN-KUN WAS BACK HOME FROM HIS VISIT TO THE HOME OF HIS SICK PEDOPHILE FRIEND. SUDDENLY, ( `ハ´) SPRANG FROM THE DARK ALLEY AND CAPTURED DQN-KUN. HE WAS NOT SEEN IN THE MAGIC Dokyu~n VILLAGE FEW YEARS AND THE DENIZENS OF IT BECAME WORRIED.
THEY REQUESTED THE FOUR DEFENDERS OF THE SECRET Dokyu~n VILLAGE TO SEEK FOR HIM AND SAVE HIM.
TOGETHER THE FOUR WARRIORS OF DQN WILL DEFEAT ( `ハ´)WHO HAS TAKEN DQN-KUN AS HOSTAGE. WILL THE FOUR
WARRIORS OF DQN PREVAIL??

( ´ヮ`) The four of you travel through the lively streets of the magic village Dokyu~n. Among the villagers of it who are greeting you, on your path you encounter the battle kitten ミ*´ー`ミ. What do you do?

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 16:21

( ゚ ヮ゚) I offer the battle kitten mittens

3 Name: (・∀・) : 1993-09-5400 02:33

No, ( ゚ ヮ゚) you will use your mittens later, we must destroy the battle kitten!

I use OPPAI level 1.

   ∩
( ・∀・)彡 ミ*´ー`ミ 
 ⊂彡  

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 03:29

ミ*´ー`ミ Wait! I'm just a civilian nya!

5 Name: (・∀・) : 1993-09-5400 06:32

(・∀・) Oh im sorry, would you like to help us with our quest? We are going to rescue DQN-kun.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 07:22

ミ*´ー`ミ Make sure you buy some equipment and armor before you go off to fight Darkpa.

(・∀・) That's it? No items to give? Just scripted dialog?

ミ*´ー`ミ Make sure you buy some equipment and armor before you go off to fight Darkpa.

( ´ω`) Let me handle this one, Junior..

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 08:30

( ´ω`) attacks ミ*´ー`ミ using GENERIC WEAK ATTACK.

ミ#゚Д゚ミ ..!

8 Name: (・∀・) : 1993-09-5400 08:48

(・∀・) GRANDPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 09:27

( `ハ´) Hello. I have arrived in order to taunt you in your moment of desperation.

( `ハ´)What? You aren't desperate yet? I'll be heading home, then. I'm having a party, and I can't keep the guests waiting.

10 Name: (・∀・) : 1993-09-5400 11:31

(・∀・) LETS FOLLOW HIM

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 11:32

( `ハ´)..

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 11:33

.・:.。
:。ハ*.: * POOF

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 14:45

( ´ω`) Oh no! Darkpa has used telepo to escape to his secret Garden Party hideout...

( ・ω・) uses CLONE ARMY TECHNIQUE!

( ・ω・) Clonepas! We must search every Garden Party in Dokyu~n and locate Darkpa's hideout!

    ∧,,∧  ∧,,∧
 ∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・`) ∧∧ Ye-eaaah!
( ´・ω) U) ( つと ノ(ω・` )
| U (  ´・) (・`  ) と ノ
 u-u (l    ) (   ノu-u
     u-u'. u-u'

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 15:35

( ´ヮ`) Meanwhile, in Darkpa's secret Garden Party hideout...

   ∬
    ∫    ∧_∧ 
     ~━⊂( `ハ´)つ-、Smug fathead... come here at once!
      ///  ./_/::::::/ 
      |:::|/⊂ヽノ|:::| /」
    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄旦 ̄/|

( ⌒-⌒) Yes, my liege?
( `ハ´) My spies have reported that an army of Clonepas is sacking every Garden Party in Dokyu~n, looking for my secret hideout. You must destroy the Clonepa army before they succeed...
( ⌒-⌒) I won't let you down, Darkpa!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 17:29

( ´ω`) ( ゚ ヮ゚) (・ω・ ) (・∀・ ) Have you found anything?

( ´ω`) ( *゚ ヮ゚) (・ω・ ) (・∀・ *) No...

( ・∀・) Hey Clonepa, what happened to your army of clones?

( ・ω・) Hmm, allow me to focus...

( -ω-) ...

( -ω-) .....

( -ω-) ........

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 17:34

( ・∀・) ...Clonepa?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 17:38

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 18:30

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 18:30

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 18:30

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 18:31

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 18:31

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 18:31

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 19:34

( ・ω・) Sicky Sicky Slim Shady!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 20:04

( ⌒-⌒) attacks ( ・ω・) using GREATER FIRE BURST
                                    (巛ミ彡ミ彡ミ彡ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡)
                                 ,,从.ノ巛ミ    彡ミ彡)ミ彡ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡)''"
                             人ノ゙ ⌒ヽ         彡ミ彡)ミ彡)ミ彡)'
                      ,,..、;;:〜''"゙゙       )  从    ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡,,)
      ( ⌒-⌒)   ,,..、;;:〜-:''"゙⌒゙          彡 ,,     ⌒ヽ     ミ彡" 
     と     つ::::::゙:゙                    '"゙        Д・ミ彡)''" >>24
      |:::. |::. |   '``゙⌒`゙"''〜-、:;;,_              )   彡,,ノ彡つ〜''"   
      (__)_)          ゙⌒`゙"''〜-、,,     ,,彡⌒''〜.''"/ /  /       
                            "⌒''〜"      (_(__)     
 

( ⌒-⌒) One down, 7 to go. Too easy.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 20:17

( ゚ ヮ゚) attacks ( ⌒-⌒) using MITTENS NOVA

∧,,∧
( ゚ ヮ゚ )
と     つ =========================> ( ⌒Д⌒)
| | と     つ
|:::. |::. |     |:::. |::. 
(__)_) (_(__)

    \      ☆
             |     ☆
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /
    \  (`⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (`     )     ::: ) /
  ☆─ (⌒;:    ::⌒) :;  )
     (⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )
    / (    ゝ  ヾ 丶  ソ ─

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 21:37

( ・-・) Hey, uh... can I play?

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 22:19

( ´ヮ`) Sure! Here's your character sheet.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 22:19

( ・-・) A ten year old hobbit girl with a wooden leg?

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 22:20

( ´ヮ`) She's pretty important to the plot.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 22:57

    ⊂_ヽ、
      .\\  /⌒\
         \ ( 冫、)       I cast Dark Ritual
          > ` ⌒ヽ
         /    へ \
        /    /   \\
        レ  ノ     ヽ_つ
        /  /         ・*.・:
       /  /|          :。 *.・
       ( ( 、          .*:☠。:’☠
       |  |、 \        。・.*・; ・*
       | / \ ⌒l       ;* ・。;*☠ ・.
       | |   ) /      ・☠ *_,,..,,,,_ ☠。*・
      ノ  )   し'       。・*./ ,' ☠  `ヽーっ*
     (_/          。・*.;l   ☠ ⌒_☠ ’☠
                    .  `'ー---‐'''''"

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 00:05

    \      ☆
             |     ☆
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /
    \  (`⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
( LEVEL UP )
     ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (`     )     ::: ) /
( ゚ ヮ゚) is now level 2. ( ゚ ヮ゚) gains the ability "Greater Mitten Hurl".
( ゚ ヮ゚) has 2 stat points available.
- STR +
- STA +
- CHR +
- INT +
- WIS +
- MITTENS +

( ´ヮ`) Where do you use your stat points?

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 00:11

BACK AT DARKPA'S WONDERFUL PARTY WHERE MANY GUESTS ARE CURRENTLY ENJOYING THEMSELVES

( ⌒-⌒)Master, I was defeated in battle. Please make me stronger. Also I killed a Clonepa but nobody seemed to even care.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 00:12

(・∀・) GUYS! ( ⌒-⌒) KILLED A CLONEPA!

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 00:38

( ´ω`) Killing a Clonepa is like killing a armless, legless orc that your friend pushes onto your sword for you so you don't have to put any work into it.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 07:42

( ・ω・) I roll d20

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 15:34

( `ハ´)Goober, I'm worried about Fathead, I need you to go scout him out

G´。 ,.゚) Yes, sir.

( `ハ´)つ━ don't forget your magic wand

G´。 ,.゚) ...GUAHhahahUHA BYE SIR

( `ハ´)That kid always creeps me out.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 20:10

( ⌒-⌒) I'm right here, sir.

G´。 ,.゚) He's right there, sir.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5404 04:28

( `ハ´)Oh.. *ehem* good.

( ⌒-⌒)...

( `ハ´)つ━ Take this magic wand.

( ⌒-⌒)つ━ ...

( ⌒-⌒)つ━          ===☆

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 19:13

===☆ G´。 ,.゚) Durr

   \      ☆
             |     ☆
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /
    \  (`⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (`     )     ::: ) /
  ☆─ (⌒;:    ::⌒) :;  )
 ( LEVEL UP ):   ::     ::⌒ )
    / (    ゝ  ヾ 丶  ソ ─

( ⌒-⌒)つ━ Oops. Well, I'm stronger now. Thanks Darkpa. I shall destroy the Clonepa's!

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 20:21

( ・ω・) Hi. Clonepa? I'm Clonepa.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 20:29

Say your prayers!
( ⌒-⌒)つ━      (・ω・ )

( ⌒-⌒)つ━....     (・ω・ )

( ⌒-⌒)つ━      (・ω・ )

Oh, come on!
( ⌒-⌒)つ━      (・ω・ )

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 20:59

( ⌒-⌒)つ━ ҉      (・ω・ )

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 21:23

( ⌒-⌒)つ━ ....      (・ω・ )

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 21:24

( ⌒-⌒)つ━      (・ω・ ) Looks like it's busted.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:02

( `ハ´) It only had one charge. You were supposed to use it on Clonepa, and the spell would have killed all of them. Instead, you killed all the Goobers.

( `ハ´) All one of them.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:07

( ⌒-⌒) Eh, that's pretty lose-win.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:12

( ´ω`) ( ゚ ヮ゚) (・ω・ ) (・∀・ )

(・∀・ ) Alright guys lets defeat (⌒-⌒) while we can, we need the key to Darkpa's lair!

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:33

( ・-・) Hey! Don't forget me!

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:45

( ´ω`) You can have my sword.

(・∀・) And my axe!

( ・ω・) And my hurl.

( ゚ ヮ゚) My mittens!

( ・-・) I got some pills for this.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 00:40

(・∀・) Wait... I don't think I can equip axes...

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 01:29

( ´ヮ`) The rulebook says that mittens do 0d6+0 damage.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 01:39

( ゚ -゚) ... Reread that rulebook.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 03:43

( ´ヮ`) I'm sorry, I misread the rules.

( ´ヮ`) Mittens actually reduce punching damage to 0.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 03:44

( ´ヮ`) They also render one unable to perform the poke in the eye attack.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 04:01

   /ヽ /ヽ
  ':' ゙''"  `':,  but just check out this hyakuretsu hari te!
  ミ   ゚ ヮ゚ ;,=つ≡つ
 :; . っ     ,≡つ=つ
  `:;      ,;' 
   ( /'"∪

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 04:29

( ⌒-⌒)Useless.
( ⌒-⌒)It's useless.
( ⌒-⌒)So useless.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 06:16

( ⌒-⌒) To think that I was once defeated in battle by such a useless technique. Sigh.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 03:39

( ´ω`) Enough of this hankypanky with mittens and cheerleaders and hyakurtea and pills. Back in my days we actually got things done!

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 03:40

_, -=''"" ̄ ̄""=-―,.、
  _,=、            ̄=.、
   彡             "" - ,
    >                ヽ
   :"  .__=__  ̄=.、   \
  /  彡⌒  | |    ̄=--,、    ヽ       .'  , ..
  /彡" /~ニ | j|   "ヽ     ヽ    .∴ '     ( ))ハ ´)>>58
 /   ( /_/  |( ´ω`)     \   ミ     ・,‘ r⌒>  _/ /
     ヽ ミ  .|ヽ,-  ⌒ヽ. ,_   ミ   ,i      ’| y'⌒   ⌒i
       ̄| ミ   ノ|ヽ Y|三)  ヽ  .|       |  /  ノ |
       |  |   / \_ノ    |ミ  ij       , ー'  /´ヾ_ノ
       ヽ ヽ  |         |  |i       / ,  ノ
        "ー、  |        |   ノ     / / /
           ヽ ヽ      ノ / /     / / ,'
            ヽ ヽ    // /   /   /|  |
            /   )    / /    !、_/ /   〉
           / /    /           |__/
          |  |
          \_|

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 05:18

( ´ヮ`) Hold it, that's against the--

_, -=''"" ̄ ̄""=-―,.、
  _,=、            ̄=.、
   彡             "" - ,
    >                ヽ
   :"  .__=__  ̄=.、   \
  /  彡⌒  | |    ̄=--,、    ヽ       .'  , ..
  /彡" /~ニ | j|   "ヽ     ヽ    .∴ '        ( ))ヮ`) Augh!
 /   ( /_/  |( ´ω`)     \   ミ     ・,‘ r⌒>  _/ /
     ヽ ミ  .|ヽ,-  ⌒ヽ. ,_   ミ   ,i      ’| y'⌒   ⌒i
       ̄| ミ   ノ|ヽ Y|三)  ヽ  .|       |  /  ノ |
       |  |   / \_ノ    |ミ  ij       , ー'  /´ヾ_ノ
       ヽ ヽ  |         |  |i       / ,  ノ
        "ー、  |        |   ノ     / / /
           ヽ ヽ      ノ / /     / / ,'
            ヽ ヽ    // /   /   /|  |
            /   )    / /    !、_/ /   〉
           / /    /           |__/
          |  |
          \_|

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 08:05

( ´ヮ`) Dammit you're breaking the storyline stop this at once--

_, -=''"" ̄ ̄""=-―,.、
  _,=、            ̄=.、
   彡             "" - ,
    >                ヽ
   :"  .__=__  ̄=.、   \
  /  彡⌒  | |    ̄=--,、    ヽ       .'  , ..
  /彡" /~ニ | j|   "ヽ     ヽ    .∴ '        ( ))ヮ`) Augh!
 /   ( /_/  |( ´ω`)     \   ミ     ・,‘ r⌒>  _/ /
     ヽ ミ  .|ヽ,-  ⌒ヽ. ,_   ミ   ,i      ’| y'⌒   ⌒i
       ̄| ミ   ノ|ヽ Y|三)  ヽ  .|       |  /  ノ |
       |  |   / \_ノ    |ミ  ij       , ー'  /´ヾ_ノ
       ヽ ヽ  |         |  |i       / ,  ノ
        "ー、  |        |   ノ     / / /
           ヽ ヽ      ノ / /     / / ,'
            ヽ ヽ    // /   /   /|  |
            /   )    / /    !、_/ /   〉
           / /    /           |__/
          |  |
          \_|

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 16:52

( ´ヮ`) In the meanwhile, in a galaxy far away...
_, -=''"" ̄ ̄""=-―,.、
  _,=、            ̄=.、
   彡             "" - ,
    >                ヽ
   :"  .__=__  ̄=.、   \
  /  彡⌒  | |    ̄=--,、    ヽ       .'  , ..
  /彡" /~ニ | j|   "ヽ     ヽ    .∴ '        ( ))ヮ`) Augh!
 /   ( /_/  |( ´ω`)     \   ミ     ・,‘ r⌒>  _/ /
     ヽ ミ  .|ヽ,-  ⌒ヽ. ,_   ミ   ,i      ’| y'⌒   ⌒i
       ̄| ミ   ノ|ヽ Y|三)  ヽ  .|       |  /  ノ |
       |  |   / \_ノ    |ミ  ij       , ー'  /´ヾ_ノ
       ヽ ヽ  |         |  |i       / ,  ノ
        "ー、  |        |   ノ     / / /
           ヽ ヽ      ノ / /     / / ,'
            ヽ ヽ    // /   /   /|  |
            /   )    / /    !、_/ /   〉
           / /    /           |__/
          |  |
          \_|

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 21:47

( ⌒-⌒) YOU KILLED MY MASTER, >>60!!

( `ハ´) No he didn't you freakin n00b. You think some roundhouse kick is enough to defeat the great Darkpa? Let's get back to the secret Garden Party hideout and see how our guest Dokyu~n is doing...

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 23:28

     /⌒ヽ    
    /(●)(●)
    | トェェェイ/ This party is simply splendid.
    | /`ニニ´    
   // | |      
   U  .U   

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 12:00

( ⌒-⌒) attacks ( ・ω・) using GREATER FIRE BURST
                                    (巛ミ彡ミ彡ミ彡ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡)
                                 ,,从.ノ巛ミ    彡ミ彡)ミ彡ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡)''"
                             人ノ゙ ⌒ヽ         彡ミ彡)ミ彡)ミ彡)'
                      ,,..、;;:〜''"゙゙       )  从    ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡,,)
      ( ⌒-⌒)   ,,..、;;:〜-:''"゙⌒゙          彡 ,,     ⌒ヽ     ミ彡" 
     と     つ::::::゙:゙                    '"゙        Д・ミ彡)''" >>24
      |:::. |::. |   '``゙⌒`゙"''〜-、:;;,_              )   彡,,ノ彡つ〜''"   
      (__)_)          ゙⌒`゙"''〜-、,,     ,,彡⌒''〜.''"/ /  /       
                            "⌒''〜"      (_(__)     
 

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