DQN FANTASY
PICK YOUR CHARACTER:
(・∀・) is FIGHTER.
( ´ω`) is BLK BELT.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) is WHT MAGE.
( ・ω・) is RED MAGE.
I am your Game Master, （ ´ヮ`）, and I will be your guide.
DQN-KUN WAS BACK HOME FROM HIS VISIT TO THE HOME OF HIS SICK PEDOPHILE FRIEND. SUDDENLY, （ ｀ハ´） SPRANG FROM THE DARK ALLEY AND CAPTURED DQN-KUN. HE WAS NOT SEEN IN THE MAGIC Dokyu~n VILLAGE FEW YEARS AND THE DENIZENS OF IT BECAME WORRIED.
THEY REQUESTED THE FOUR DEFENDERS OF THE SECRET Dokyu~n VILLAGE TO SEEK FOR HIM AND SAVE HIM.
TOGETHER THE FOUR WARRIORS OF DQN WILL DEFEAT （ ｀ハ´）WHO HAS TAKEN DQN-KUN AS HOSTAGE. WILL THE FOUR
WARRIORS OF DQN PREVAIL??
（ ´ヮ`） The four of you travel through the lively streets of the magic village Dokyu~n. Among the villagers of it who are greeting you, on your path you encounter the battle kitten ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ. What do you do?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I offer the battle kitten mittens
No, ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) you will use your mittens later, we must destroy the battle kitten!
I use OPPAI level 1.
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( ・∀・)彡 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ
⊂彡
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Wait! I'm just a civilian nya!
(・∀・) Oh im sorry, would you like to help us with our quest? We are going to rescue DQN-kun.
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Make sure you buy some equipment and armor before you go off to fight Darkpa.
(・∀・) That's it? No items to give? Just scripted dialog?
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Make sure you buy some equipment and armor before you go off to fight Darkpa.
( ´ω`) Let me handle this one, Junior..
( ´ω`) attacks ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ using GENERIC WEAK ATTACK.
ﾐ#ﾟДﾟﾐ ..!
(・∀・) GRANDPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
（ ｀ハ´） Hello. I have arrived in order to taunt you in your moment of desperation.
（ ｀ハ´）What? You aren't desperate yet? I'll be heading home, then. I'm having a party, and I can't keep the guests waiting.
(・∀・) LETS FOLLOW HIM
( ｀ハ´）..
.･:.。
:。ハ*.: * POOF
( ´ω`) Oh no! Darkpa has used telepo to escape to his secret Garden Party hideout...
( ・ω・) uses CLONE ARMY TECHNIQUE!
( ・ω・) Clonepas! We must search every Garden Party in Dokyu~n and locate Darkpa's hideout!
∧,,∧ ∧,,∧
∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・｀) ∧∧ Ye-eaaah!
( ´・ω) Ｕ) ( つと ﾉ(ω・｀ )
｜ Ｕ ( ´・) (・｀ ) と ﾉ
ｕ-ｕ （l ) ( ﾉu-ｕ
ｕ-ｕ'. ｕ-u'
( ´ω`) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) (・ω・ ) (・∀・ ) Have you found anything?
( ´ω`) ( *ﾟ ヮﾟ) (・ω・ ) (・∀・ *) No...
( ・∀・) Hey Clonepa, what happened to your army of clones?
( ・ω・) Hmm, allow me to focus...
( -ω-) ...
( -ω-) .....
( -ω-) ........
( ・∀・) ...Clonepa?