The 999-word insult construction thread (376)

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 07:10

Hey, you! Excuse me for bothering your lazy retarded Panda ass, but you are the most slimy, unattractive, unsophisticated, filthy filipino-ass butt-captain of the giant big (and greasy) faggot tampon-sucking homo that is BattleAngel's gay homo lover that is a Greek 'tard humping slimy-wet cunt-ass-dong cheese fucking basement-dwelling, chubby-chasing, Corean, excessively-hyphenated fucker; you are the most incestuous, worthless, ugly shit-eating panda congressmanfurry illiterate Jewish panda rapist Freemason-fetishist pornographer fustilarian kusosure weeaboo shitface that poops bricks and has consensual sex in the missionary position with enormous pubic hair and the least smart person I know. And another thing, you cock-smoker, penis-gorging fuckdick, dick-aholic, mundane, quadruple nigger nigger nigger nigger(grand total of sixteen niggers), FFVII fan-hermaphrodite: I hate your ass-breath, you Battle of the Planets watching, everything previously written times 10(10000000000000)^2 farty cuntface Panda muppet. Moreover, you owe me three Canadian dollars for that Big Mac you stuffed your face with yesterday, you tubby, acne covered, more than one word adding, MITTON-HATING, mitten-misspelling, midget porn collecting, jizz gargling fuckface `(PށP`), and I, among all am disgusted in the guise of normalcy you attempt, and your favorite size of Panda-Tolstoy novel plushie Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky bridge disgusts me greatly enough to want eleven instant shrimp butts-butts stuffed in every self-made orifice you have, for there's no nicer Panda than Dick Nutsack McPanda whose feet you aren't worthy to masturbate to, you are a shit-shitting shit-tit tit-shitter-tit-shit with saggy hairy Panda tits Goldstein and mean.

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