Dear, panda Hey, non-panda dly-money-savers, To each currogated panda slur-using and every nigger-slashing, panda-throwing butthole: Hey, you! Excuse me for bothering your lazy retarded Panda ass, but you are the most slimy, unattractive, unsophisticated, filthy panda-ass butt-captain of the giant big (and greasy) faggot tampon-sucking homo that is BattleAngel's gay homo lover that is a Greek 'tard humping slimy-wet cunt-ass-dong cheese fucking basement-dwelling, chubby-chasing, Corean, excessively-hyphenated fucker; you are the most incestuous, worthless, ugly shit-eating panda congressmanfurry illiterate Jewish panda rapist Freemason-fetishist pornographer fustilarian kusosure weeaboo shitface that poops bricks and has consensual sex in the missionary position with enormous pubic hair and the least smart person I know. And another thing, you cock-smoker, penis-gorging fuckdick, dick-aholic, mundane, quadruple panda panda panda panda(grand total of sixteen pandas), FFVII fan-hermaphrodite: I hate your acrid ass-breath, you Battle of the Planets watching, everything previously written times 10(10000000000000)^2 farty cuntface Panda muppet. Moreover, you owe me three Canadian dollars for that Big Mac you stuffed panda your face with yesterday, you tubby, acne covered, more than one word adding, MITTON-HATING, mitten-misspelling, miton-misspelling, midget porn collecting, jizz gargling fuckface ～(￣∇￣～), and I, among all am disgusted in the guise of normalcy you attempt, and your favorite size of Panda-Tolstoy novel plushie Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky bridge disgusts me greatly enough to want eleven instant shrimp butts-butts stuffed in every self-made orifice you have, for panda there's no nicer Panda than Dick Nutsack McPanda whose feet you aren't worthy to panda kiss or masturbate to, you are a shit-shitting shit-tit tit-shitter-tit-shit-smasher russian cockmongler with saggy hairy Panda tits like Emmanuel Goldstein and some mean gonorrhea. Maids wouldn't even want to nigger serve bamboo to your horrible stinkin' low-life Panda-evoking panda-panda ass teats, you disgraceful horrible lowlife global-warming-mitten-denying climate pseudo scientist creationist atheist. Your lousy deafeningly blaring uninvited unshaven appearances nigger at my awesome masquerade undoubtedly licked Clonepa's hard smelly hairy nonexistent balls while mitten-hoarders hoarded hot ( ´ω`) shitting dicknipples underneath one of the capcha-typing panda eating panda-eaters, and sucked panda bamboo. Also, cocks. Vaginas wouldn't ever know your appearance for catharsis dissonance quaint abstraction only 1155 more characters to go. This thread sucks. Niggerpiss who wants to have sex with Cyan Helkaraxe while eating-out Yoshinoya special with extra sauce like assholes. Nyan. Since 4chan sucks brown DICKS