Your penis is smaller then the number of people who visit DQN.
>>4 Watches Chinpokomon South Park to feel better about his penis.
>>6
is the reason this threads potential got hijacked by penis talk
>>8 simultaneously has one penis in his mouth and another in his ass.
>>10 couldn’t pluralize penis to save his life. Maybe it’s because he’s NEVER CLEANED HIS.
>>12 stares at girls' panties by standing downstairs and looking up.
>>16 is a little lad who loves berries and creeeeeeeaaaaammmmmmmah.
Is attracted to people with moustaches but can only get people with neckbeards.
>>24
Always brings his favorite Whooper burger in front of his favorite plasma TV! ^^
>>28 is the guy who convinced us that we should all insult him instead.
>>45 You defile goats, you armpit smelling desperate eunuch who cooks for the arse-licking freak and the mangled wiener.
I hope this is not cheating.
>>47 is a stupid FBI agent who uses his lie detector machine to others all around
>>52 calls soccer 'football' in front of his American friends to look cooler.
>>53 Calls fapping "wanking" in front of his British friends to gain respect.
>>57 is Thomas J. Crapper and is falsely credited with inventing the toilet for comedy purposes
heh
>>64 is totally harshin' my buzz, thanks a lot Captain Bring-Down. Jeez, what a freakasaurus.
>>88 doesn't find anything wrong with leaving one's spouse for a pair of handmade velvet mittens
>>89
can't deliberate the border between right and wrong correctly
>>98 Is so fascinated by homosexual relationships, that he clearly shows that he is super gay, and waay too deep in the closet. Damnit man, you live in San Francisco! People are suspicious of anybody who isn't gay!
>>102 can suck the joy out of any thread just by posting in it.
>>114 was always cast in the shadow of his big Panda brother.
>>124 looks like the love child of Courtney Love and the Summoner from the Canterbury Tales, and is a gay retarded hobo.
>>130
You are a racist and an idiot and a gay and a homophobe!
>>132
You use text that is both bold and in all caps in a non-titular situation, in clear contravention of the Chicago Manual of Style!
>>134 is a homo who lives for displaying all his homotions to his homo buddies.
>>135 is a hobo who lives for displaying all his hobolotions to his hobo buddies.
>>140 took an online test that said his IQ was as high as his post number, and he believed it.
>>141 was only able to post because he typed the captcha accidentally while trying to pick his butt.
>>149 has pink eyes and is a very gay and dumb crossdresser hedgehog faggot.
I hope you get drafted, and when you come back, your mother has a big dinner made for you, but you dont want to eat because you had to eat through your commanders leg in order to save him, but you just ate him because he tasted like pork. I hope your mother insists and you sit down in your empty house with you and your mother, and I hope she drops a sauce pan, which causes your shell shock to kick in and you jump on our mother , pinning her face to the floor. I hope you, in a rage, rape your own mother in her gapping vagina and when you're done, to hide the evedence, i hope you slice her into many pancake like slices and feed off of them untill your run out and die of starvation
>>155 is far too busy trying to wash his nose of multi-colored marker smudges to construct a fitting insult.
>>157 is a piece of socialist, hippie scum with nothing better to do than slap his dick-mits all over his keyboard and call it an insult while eating korean food, nida.
>>158 thought a girl wanted to date him once because she brushed up against him on accident.
>>159 once got his knob slammed in a door and has never recovered; he sits at his computer and cries over porn he cannot wank over, and then comes to DQN.
( ˃ Д˂) >>165 IS A DOKYUN WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THIS THREAD. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO INSULT THE POSTER ABOVE YOU, NOT STATE HIS SPECIES.
>>168 Is a Panda that bleached his fur to be a Polar Bear, but he fools nobody, since Pandas can't eat seals and penguins.
>>172 is mistaking this for the "Compliment the poster above you" thread
>>173 sages threads in the hope that no one will call him a nerd
>>177 is a mellow and apathetic backing vocalist for a smooth jazz band.
>>178 tried to combine Smooth Jazz with Acid Emo Ska, with predictable results
>>179 Tries to do Eurobeat covers of heavy metal hits, enraging millions of metal heads.
>>184 does the Mexican Hat Dance at intermissions at donkey shows for money.
>>185 has to pay people to watch him do the Mexican Hat Dance anywhere.
>>190 has a sick fascination with other people's sick fascinations.
>>194 Is in the Guinness Book of World Records for most drugs overdosed on simultaneously. He has no nose because of all the coke he snorted to achieve that record.
>>198's night/day cycle is measured by the amount of chip crumbs upon his chest from the moment he awakes to the moment he goes to bed.
It does! T_T;
>>201 always smells like garbage even right after he showers.
>>206 is the only one who doesn't find anything wrong with himself when he goes out in public.
>>207 would actually look pretty handsome if he sorted his hair out a bit and stopped being such a fat shit.
>>216 got rejected from The Biggest Loser for being too damn fat.
>>219 has his own gravitational field and is being orbited by several somewhat faller fat people.
>>222 eats nothing but surströmming for breakfast, lunch and dinner. He then crosses the Öresund bridge to get ragingly drunk in Copenhagen and sleep in a puddle of his own piss and vomit in a public park.
>>226 thinks a single unicode character will ever be adequate as a designation.
>>229 isn't on Bar Giko enough, like the big dumbhead that he is.
>>237 never learned how to use a possessive apostrophe, as he spent most of his school life in the principal's office for biting his teachers.
>>245 You are a pædophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence vole, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer