[EAT] We think up DQN sandwiches [EAT IT] (16)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 01:27

The captcha sandwhich
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Refresh captcha till food names show up
Put foods from captcha between two slices of rye bread
Toast
Eat

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 18:19

Obligatory Unfunny Metahumour

Fancy Hearing Cake Sandwich
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Place Fancy Hearing Cake between two slices of a bread of your choosing.

Eat.

Ham Smash 'Em Up Sandwich Sandwich
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Place Ham Smash 'Em Up Sandwich between two slices of a bread of your choosing.

Eat.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 19:17

The Meido Sandwich
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  1. Butter a slice of white bread.
  2. Add cream cheese and sliced cucumber.
  3. Add a square piece of nori, larger than the bread beneath it.
  4. Take another buttered slice of white bread, and cut off the crusts. Cut the edges in a frilly pattern on three sides.
  5. Place the frilly edged bread on top of the rest of the sandwich, non-frilly edge pointing up.
  6. If done correctly, it should look sort of like a maid's apron.
  7. Eat.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 19:48

The Chocolate Steak Sandwich
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  1. Put chocolate and steak in a doughnut
  2. Toast if you want
  3. Eat

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 19:53

Knuckle Sandwich
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Place one piece of bread on a plate.
Place one open hand on a chopping board.
With a meat cleaver or potato peeler, cut through the palm of the hand.
Cut through the fingers similarly, and discard them.
Place the knuckles on the bread you prepared earlier.
Garnish and season to taste, and add another slice of bread.
Eat.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 02:04

DQN Sandwich
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Ingredients

  • About 1,000 reams of paper (paper size to taste)
  • Computer with internet access
  • Industrial printer
  • Industrial shredder
  • Sourdough bread

Instructions

  1. Open up every thread on DQN, including the archives, and print them out with the industrial printer.
  2. Use the industrial shredder to shred the results.
  3. Place shreddings between two slices of sourdough bread and enjoy.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 08:06

Stack Overflow Sandwich
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  1. Place a slice of bread on a flat surface.
  2. Add fillings. Note: flat, even fillings such as ham and sliced cheese work best.
  3. Add a slice of bread.
  4. If your sandwich has not yet fallen over, go to 2.
  5. Eat.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 08:49

>>7
Digestion fault (stomach dumped)

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7832 07:32

Sandwich Sandwich
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Ingredients

  • Sandwich
  • Sandwich

Instructions

  1. Sandwich
  2. Sandwich

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7832 08:29

Sandwich Sandwich Sandwich
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Ingredients

  • Sandwich sandwich
  • Sandwich

Instructions

  1. Sandwich
  2. Sandwich sandwich

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7832 10:51

Shit sandwjch.

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7832 15:35

The Stack Overflow™ sandwich.
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Instructions

  1. Ask about the best practices of bread placing
  2. Ask if the cheese should go before or after the bread
  3. Ask if the cheese should go before or after the ham
  4. Ask why does your sandwich stains your hands, find out you need another loaf of bread on top of it.
  5. End up buying a sandwich from 7-Eleven.

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7832 16:36

Imouto Sandwich
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    1. Put a filling between two pieces of bread. Details irrelevant.
    2. Declare resultant sandwich to be your little sister.
    3. Become emotionally attached to your little sister. Try going for walks with her, playing video games with her, bathing with her, etc.
    4a. Give in to curiosity/hunger and eat her.
    4b. Resist desire to eat her and instead watch her slowly rot away.
    5. Blame yourself for your little sister's tragic death.
    6. Fall into despair.
    7. Realise that you are a failure of a human being, unworthy of any trace of love or compassion, and ultimately a burden and a tarnish upon the entire human race.
    8. Die.

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7832 19:48

Tabitha Sandwich
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1. Put a slice of bread on Tablecat's head

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7837 21:07

Terra Sandwich
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  1. Place a slice of bread face down on the floor.
  2. Travel to the antipode of wherever you are.
  3. Place another slice of bread face down on the floor.
  4. Eat.

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7837 22:50

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Sandwich

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Ingredients:
1 Set of parentheses (matched preferred)
1 ˃
1 ˂ (in a pinch, you may make your own by flipping a ˃)
1 ƒŽ
2 standard spaces

Assembly:

  1. Place the first (left) parenthesis on the far left.
  2. Place a space to the right to it.
  3. Place your ˃ on the right of that.
  4. Place the second space to the right of that.
  5. Place the ƒŽ to the right of that.
  6. Place the ˂ to the right of that.
  7. End the sandwich with the second (right) parenthesis, placed on the far right.
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